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The 1st thing I've done in honor of my fiance Caliente is is throw a lavish pool party to break in the wave pool I just got for her. Oh and using my industry contacts I've got Oasis to play at it. Then when the time is right I will join the band in serenading my lady fair.

OASIS!!! How did you know that I them???

Ohmigosh... Actor Lad honey... I think I've fallen for you all over again...

And for any indiscretions on my part... I apologize profusely.

Mortal, does not you fiance lust for another, an evil man that is no where are good looking as you.

Quiet. Don't ruin the moment you.

Why it's my duty as gentleman to pay heed to the things you favor. It would be remiss of me not to.

Bast, like so many soap addicts, has a lot of catchinfg up to do

*sigh* I definitely remember why I proposed to you Aaron.

Perhaps I should rephrase my vocabulary.

You're going to marry her, provide for her while she boinks Tamper Lad, who thinks you wear a dress?

Bah! Twas nothing more then tabloid gossip, for I know what truely ignites her passion.

"...sounds of the hourglass, so are the Days Of Our Lives" - cue appropriate musical theme...

Oh, no. She did not just say that. The fur's about to fly...

<lets loose with her firepower>

Yeah, it must of have a picture I was staring at when I saw them dry humping each other a few hours ago, common, I may be the protector of women, but be a man and ditch that <span style="font-size: 9px;">ho!</span>

<Must send communique to Tamper Lad>

Know your placcce, mortal.

rwworrr

(swallows the fire)

What he said.

But...but you were groomed to become the next evil genius cheerleader...

Then you'll denouce Tamperous Lad, this moment, and never cohort in romance with him again?

And know yours cat. Eat my fire all you like, I still won't be impressed by you and your wannabe drama.

Yes, Tamper and I had a little triste. What?? Immortal house pets are perfect?? Well good for you!! The rest of us make mistakes.

But this is my celebration with my fiance and you can leave now.

No, I said no one would suspect the evil cheerleader. I never claimed to be one. #1 -- I'm not a cheerleader anymore. And #2 -- I'm only evil sometimes and usually not in a meglamaniac kinda way.

I don't make promises I can't keep, so, no, I can't make that assertion. But I can say with the utmost confidence that, so long as I'm spoken for by Actor Lad, I will not be romantically involved with Tamper Lad.

Then, Cali, i hope you and Actor Lad will be happy

HOW DARE YOU!!!

(Bast moves her hands over Caliente)

Pain of the heart, never to sooth
Love be lost on the flame strictened fool!

(the emotion of love is removed from Caliente)

Okay, that's it. I've gotta get some kind of magic protection stuff going on.

<uses microwave powes to alter the spell's wavelengths and render it useless>

All right, I've put up with enough of this. You. Bast. This is not your business. Leave us be now. I mean it. Now. Get out. And stop scaring Oasis -- I really like that band.

Bast while I respect you and your works there shall be none of that while I'm around.

Now now, Mistress of Cats,
I know how to make this curse scat
For this foul deed you've done today
I'll take your tongue to save the day!

Thank you LAM, that is very sweet of you. I just hope Tamper doesn't take the news too badly...