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Quislet,

So I have this friend, let us call him "ML", who is about to get married to an individual, let us call him "JS", who, pending the outcome of a lawsuit, stands to inherit a significant property.

Suppose JS is bitten by a zombie and turned into one of the Walking Dead. Under what conditions would ML still be able to make a claim on the significant property in question?

Though this is a purely hypothetical question, I would appreciate a rapid answer.

Thanks,

EDE

Well, hypothetically, if Josh Sieg.. er I mean JS becomes a zombie, his ambulatoriness might poses a problem. His hypothetical attorneys could argue that JS is not dead seeing how a dead person does not walk about. Also hypothetical zombies can be referred to the Living Dead to further muddy the waters. Hypothetically, your friend ML should, if JS is actually a zombie, lop off his head. Making sure not to cut the hypothetical head in such a way as to make identification impossible. My understanding is hypothetically that this will cause the zombie to stop moving about. But I am not a hypothetical expert on zombies.

My fee (which is not hypothetical) is all rights to False Pretenses Lad.

We are not as space-litigious as we used to be.

What the space-hell is wrong with us??

It all went to hell after Universo got that tort reform thing off the ground.

Also, Quis never did help me sue to get my power saw back from Nightcrawler like he promised. I want those retainer fees back!

Perhaps we've all just learned to be content with what we have.

How ridonkulous is THAT?

You have no idea how hard it was to keep my face straight when I said that!

Retainers are non-refundable. You actually used yours up as I was explaining the concept of retainers to you.

A nickel doesn't go as far as it used to.

Quislet's time IS very valuable.

You should have included all that on your billboards then. Sneak.

Quislet has mastered the art of fine print.