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She works hard for the money So hard for it, honey She works hard for the money So you better treat her right
Already knows She's seen her bad times Already knows These are the good times
She'll never sell out She never will Not for a dollar bill She works hard
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It is hard not to back down when on a ladder
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It's a bad idea to walk under it though.
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When you believe in things that you don’t understand then you suffer. Superstition ain’t the way.
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Tell that to the feng shui experts this Year of the Pig
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IN his cartoon debut, Porky Pig was reciting the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere which turned into the Charge of The Light Brigade.
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Midnight is the witching hour.
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Some cultures say it’s 3am
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Dorothy Parker was once asked to make a sentence using the word “horticulture”. She said, You can lead a whore to culture but you can’t make her think.”
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Miss Parker also said "Girls who wear glasses seldom get passes."
Also when a young woman told Dorothy that she could not attend Dorothy's party because she can't bear fools. Dorothy replied "Your mother could."
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A lot of Collegehumor articles feature the best comebacks submitted by users.
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Dorothy had a few.
My favorite story involved her running feud with socialite Clare Booth Luce. One time they arrived at a restaurant at the same time. Mrs. Luce said "Age before beauty." and gestured to the door. Dorothy replied "And pearls before swine." and walked in.
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That quote has become quite famous, I've seen it in some comic strips.
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"pearls before swine" is actually a Biblical reference. In Mtthew 7:6 Jesus admonishes his followers to not cast their pearls before swine. As the pigs would just trample them into the ground.
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Yes, I studied that in Bible class.
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I went to a Catholic high school. On a religion test the question was "What is the difference between human souls and animal souls?" The answer was that human souls are immortal and animal souls are mortal. However, I left off the "t" on both words. I still think that I was correct. Humans have immoral souls and animals have moral souls.
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I went to a Catholic school too. I hated having to go to Mass every Saturday. Though occasionally we had a funny priest.
There was an ultra-conservative teacher who was already a teacher when my dad was a student. He would tell couples who walked too closely together that they were being immoral.
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My Catholic high school was all boys at the time. However I was not even out to myself and unable to take advantage of it.
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I'm sure you made up for it later.
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I’m late! I’m late. For a very important date. No time to say hello goodbye. I’m late I’m late I’m late!
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