Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood

The snow looks pretty coming down. After that it is a nuisance.

Especially when it comes to life and won't let you have your magic hat back.

And become foot soldiers for the
Great Intelligence.

Emphasis on Great.

Thank you Tony the Tiger.

That is one yummy Tiger.

You're supposed eat the cereal, not the mascot!

That provides a new twist to those kids always chasing after that leprechaun however.

He does say that they want his lucky charms.

If that's a euphimism I'm not surprised he's so protective of them.

I was surprised when I learned that Raymond Burr was gay.

Sometimes the most surprising men turn out to be gay (or bi).

In Turkey, I met this older gentleman who was quite commanding - had his own business and was no-nonsense. He didn't speak much English and I didn't speak Turkish, but he made it quite clear what he wanted me to do.

He also has three children.

But his tastes could also be quite feminine... when I met him he was wearing women's underwear.

You really have to stop wearing those X-Ray Spex to see what underwear people are wearing when you meet them Ibby.

Those darn Sea Monkeys looked nothing like their picture.

False advertising.

Um... yeah, yeah! Naughty me, peeking at his undies. That's the only way I saw them, yup

That's right. Because the only other possibility was that he was wearing them as part of his superhero outfit.

Another possibility is that as IB and this gentleman were talking a passing person tripped and fell. The passerby started bleeding. The man then reached in to his backpack and pulled out a pair of silk panties which he used to stop the bleeding. He then told IB that this is the type of underwear that he likes to wear.

There was that time when I was helping to defend a Morrocan port from a blockade. An urgent set of signals had to be sent, but the flag box had been partially damaged. I knew I had a garment with the correct colour about my person. The display of my bloomers saved the Empire, but lost my place in polite society.

The Road to Morocco was the third of seven Road movies Bob Hope and Bing Crosby made.

Anything to hold off travelling on the Road to Retirement.

Someone should do a parody of Cormac McCarthy's The Road with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.

Actually, I'm pretty sure Bob Hope would do it if he were alive, because movie parodies were one of the main features of his radio show.

Bob: Finally a girl for us both!
Bing: Yup, radiation gets a bad name but a two headed Dorothy Lamour is just for us!
Bob: Those cannibals sure were sore to lose her though.
Bing: Speaking of sores, you don't look so good...

Jeffrey Dahmer’s parents were visiting him. His mother said”I don’t like your neighbors.” He replied “Just eat the vegetables then!”

Oh dear.

Too soon?

For some people. You know it's a very sensitive topic : mad: