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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Love the "dishtowel" line. I bet I'll think of that next time I hear the song.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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But I would totally listen to Cookie Monster performing a Silver Bullet Band medley.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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"Still like those old time chocolate chips ..."
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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"Now me don't want to eat no fancy brioche Me think that kind of thing is really so gauche..."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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"Oksana Baiul, throw you in a volcano"
- Avinu Malkeinu by Barbra Streisand
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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There's the stool Battle creature To poop so good and pee so right Let me tell you about the turd I made last night..."High on Poo"
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Thanks to a local DJ every time I hear Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" as
"dug my key into the side / Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive / Carved my name into his lettuce leaves / I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights…"
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Also when it first came out:
Sweet dreams are made by bees Who am I to disagree?
-The Eurythmics
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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You spell it S-A-T-A-N C-L-A-W-S, Hooray for Sanity Clause!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Camera eye, Doughnut butter yobbo meat Guava cotton Ginny a vise? Waddle Chuck lame eat tea? I mean, really, can YOU understand what the hell Kenny's singing? Camera Eye?
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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From about 2008 through 2010, I loved Lady Gaga. No longer. Now it can be told: even back when I loved her, I could tell that something was *off* about her vocal on "Telephone." When she opens the song with, "Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing!" it sounded to me like, "Hulu, hulu, bottle, Yukon agriculture theme." And later, when she sings, "Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station." it sounded to me like, "Satanic fecal matter from Grizelda Shea-Shea." Makes we wonder if maybe the producer and Beyoncé teamed up against Gaga and deliberately used Gaga's worst takes in the final mix?
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Adele's Hello...
First time I heard it as:
Hello, it's me I was wondering if after all these years you if like meat? To go over everything They say that time's suppers to feed ya
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Also, by the Police, my brothers thought the tune went...
"little brown spot in your underwear..."
Last edited by Jfposey; 11/14/16 05:15 AM.
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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So no, the Korean guy is *not* singing; Woop, woop, let's do it condom style!
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
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Independent Scholar
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Independent Scholar
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"WHOA," said the tot, "please don't talk out your asshole!"
I love Squeeze, but sometimes I can't understand what the hell they're singing, especially when Chris Difford hams up his accent.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Independent Scholar
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Evil spitball whistler Dormouse tobacco tweeze A spitball whistler Gosh bunch rebuttal wreath How do you think he does it? Adobo.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Theme from the movie UP THE CREEK...
"I know there's more than one fish in the sea, I know I'm up Shit Creek"
It's just "I'm up THA creek".
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Independent Scholar
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Independent Scholar
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Glowworm
Your owl has gotta Ramen Rummage ether so badly Athena paddle Shmoo out Wayloo Marimar dumb bunny Toffee lava indie granfalloon Fyodor incident sloppy the weight Dough bleat skunk bassoon
Renew rearing row relenter Wuzzle sump Izmadi Zed Odor feces Eeyore sent
Cow a Glowworm YAAAAA
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Peg by Steely Dan
I hear the last line as "You are seeing it all in green" but it is really "You see it in all 3-D". I was mildly disappointed as I wanted to quote it on a Green Lantern project I was working on last weekend.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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Re: Misheard Song Lyrics
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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And for lo these past 4 decades, I've thought they were saying, "REALLY?!" It seemed to suit the general tone of cheerful jadedness in the song. Huh. But thanks for the correction, E.S. "3-D" it is, from now on.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Independent Scholar
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Eight-Track, Bric-a-Brac, the Hottentot's down Take Mars Attacks, it's a classic now Nah-nah, grape jelly doughnuts are spurting -- like, "WOW"
I try to poo at least twice a day So when I fart there's nothing gone astray
I break my ass, pair Levi's new Mandrake reads like a newspaper, too Madonna's crap, that you already knew But S.W.A.T. has got itself a cool theme tune
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Whoa. I tried to unearth this thread a couple of weeks ago, but the Search function wouldn't cooperate. Thanks, Ann. You're a true friend.
Of course, now I can't remember what misheard song I wanted to contribute in this shiny new decade, but I'm sure it'll come back to me. Eventually.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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You're welcome, Cleome. Thank Joan Jett and Desmond Child, too, for writing such cheesy lyrics and setting them to such a cliche beat.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Wise enough Pancakes, buckwheat Duck walks up To my pants leg Wade a biscuit, WOW-EE, butter my feet Jodphurs match with a wish toss a lie
Izzy high on the tannin As I swill under light Wise enough to dance cha-cha with a bible As alas no saliva Stuck a paper tonight Izzy washed his golf balls swiftly, AHHHH On the tannin
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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