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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... gave away all my possessions and started hiking to Tibet to hide out from the coronavirus pandemic ...really missed Ibby, so I used my magic powers to wipe out the virus and all its mutations.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... thanked cleome by inviting her on an around-the-world-trip to see all the places that opened up again!
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...filled out and mailed 10,000 cool postcards, which will probably arrive at their destinations after I return home. (Even in the future, some things don't ever change.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... bought three houses in my three favorite cities!
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...finally got that DIY discotheque set up in the living room! I'm excited! (Now I just have to wait for the arrival of that rhythm I ordered online.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... jumped from the roof onto a passing boat!
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Went to work in a bridal gown, and brought along a bouquet of flowers for the bus driver.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... was adopted by two 50-year old gay men
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...did not grow feverishly impatient waiting on a to-go plate of vegetarian nachos.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... had to storm into the offices of my Internet provider to get them to turn the signal to my house on
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...didn't indulge in any delicious cookies OR adorable cat videos. Nope. That kind of thing is all in the past now.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... cloned myself and transferred my consciousness into the new body, the current body is beginning to show its age
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...opted to sleep normal hours instead of posting my usual heap of nonsense.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... enjoyed a snow day outside, naked. I've lost a few appendages, but it was worth it!
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...look forward to a doctors' follow-up test/visit next week. No really. I sense only good things in my future.
X_X
Last edited by cleome54; 02/12/21 01:45 AM.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... gave cleome a real hug, instead of just a virtual one
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got all the doctor bills paid AND all the utilities too, so it's cracked crab and chilled champagne for EVERYBODY!!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... brought some Singaporean chili crab and Japanese sake to cleome's party!
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...found a patch of sun and a pile of pillows, and will laze in them belly-up until dinnertime, just like the cat.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... went swimming in the freezing cold waters of the Amsterdam canals
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... went skating on the freezing cold ice of the Amsterdam canals
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... walked my polar bear on the freezing cold ice of the Amsterdam canals
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...tamed a coyote I met on an evening stroll through the park.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... got into a flame war on the Internet, reached through my screen, and punched the guy who would not leave me alone after being asked twice politely.
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Posts: 25,675
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...hid Ibby from the Internet Gendarmes
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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