Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:18 AM
Er, maybe some nice dress clothes to look more distinguished?
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:18 AM
Half a toupee!
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:18 AM
bionic penis
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:19 AM
Half a moustache
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:22 AM
You people are all crazy, or else totally jealous. Nothing is cooler than a guy with a creepy skeletal mechanoid side! Nothing.
[fans self]
<span style="font-size: 11px;">Unless it's a double date with a guy with a creepy skeletal mechanoid side AND his BFF with a giant axe.</span>
'Scuse me. I need to be alone with my thoughts for a while.
[fans self]
<span style="font-size: 11px;">Unless it's a double date with a guy with a creepy skeletal mechanoid side AND his BFF with a giant axe.</span>
'Scuse me. I need to be alone with my thoughts for a while.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:28 AM
Put Validus in a baby carriage!
Chicks totally dig single fathers!
Chicks totally dig single fathers!
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:33 AM
I'm thinking a monocle in his normal eye. He'd look very gentleman-like.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:34 AM
Phantom of the Opera Mask.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 02:42 AM
But covering which side?
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 08:46 PM
That's up for debate.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/04/10 08:48 PM
Interchangeable accessories for his hand.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/14/10 12:14 AM
Bright colored metallic paint
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/14/10 12:16 AM
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/14/10 09:11 AM
Money. Lots and lots of money.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/14/10 02:56 PM
Synthetic oil - for a reduction in the breakdown of viscosity.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/14/10 04:33 PM
Dancing lessons
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/15/10 04:30 AM
A well-dressed humanoid with a brain bubble is always appealing to the opposite sex -
![[Linked Image]](http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l56/Goldenbow/Validus-01.png)
- am I right?
- am I right?
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/16/10 03:25 AM
^^^ Thread title comprehension FAIL. ^^^
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 04/16/10 03:43 AM
Steroids and spare parts...
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 02:51 AM
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 04:14 AM
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Originally posted by Dev Em:
Interchangeable accessories for his hand.
Interchangeable accessories for his hand.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 04:18 AM
He'd need to download a sense of humor into the robot half of his brain. Women like a sense of humor. Obviously, there's no hope for the human half of his brain to become funny.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 04:20 AM
I wonder how much money he could make off of whatever secret he uses to hold up the clothes on the right half of his body without having clothing on the left half?
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 04:30 AM
Grell Brand sticky clothes!
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 04:30 AM
Tharok es muy FEO!!
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 04:43 AM
fugly
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 06:19 AM
Coipel's Tharok was kinda sexy!
![[Linked Image]](http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31566/960993-tharok_2.jpg)
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 01:48 PM
Computo technolgy downloaded into his mainframe, so he can hook up on chat lines.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/04/10 01:57 PM
Tharok may have been quite the stud before his accident. He certainly had the legs for it. He was totally rocking those short shorts and still wore them on his human half.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/07/10 03:01 AM
Top hat - any man looks good in a top hat...
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 06/30/12 03:41 PM
Tatoo?
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 06/30/12 03:58 PM
Tatoo?
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 06/30/12 06:26 PM
Cobie says Tatoo
Cobie says Tatoo
Tatoo, Tatoo
Tatoo, Tatoo
Let's call the whole thing off
Cobie says Tatoo
Tatoo, Tatoo
Tatoo, Tatoo
Let's call the whole thing off
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 06/30/12 06:31 PM
And come to think of it, Tharok should totally don a tux, purchase a piano, and become a boite singer a la the great Bobby Short!
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 06/30/12 07:36 PM
All Violent Cyborg Dating Sites!
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 06/30/12 07:39 PM
He's just been looking for love in all the wrong places ...
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/29/12 04:52 AM
Armor All (for that "new car" aroma the chicks dig)
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/29/12 06:40 AM
Maybe he should state which way "IT" was hanging when he was divided into cyborg and human halves.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/29/12 06:47 AM
Replace his robot half with a probe half ... Is artificial blue skin less creepy than robot parts?
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/29/12 06:51 AM
... by not being a member of a murderous terrorist organization alongside people who call themselves "Empress", carry axes, destroy planets, or are screaming lightning blasting giants.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/29/12 08:50 AM
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bionic penis
bionic penis
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/29/12 09:33 AM
Learn to listen. And make lots of eye contact. With his non-mechanical eye.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 07/29/12 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by lowercase mllash:
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[b]bionic penis
[b]bionic penis
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/13/14 10:59 PM
Have him speak in an Arnold Schwarzenegger-sounding accent.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/13/14 11:13 PM
Try to stop chatting up the kitchen appliances in all the restaurants he goes on dates in.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/13/14 11:17 PM
Stop inviting them to take over the UP on the first date. Not ALL ladies are into that.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/13/14 11:34 PM
Realise that going after ladies who have had plastic surgery is no substitute for a lady that can keep their globes raised naturally.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/13/14 11:44 PM
Grow a tasteful goatee.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 12:48 AM
Cosplay two different characters at once!
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 01:20 AM
Disguise self as Two-Face, who is infinitely more charming.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 01:32 AM
Tell the ladies that he's literally riveting company.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:00 AM
Spit polish his robot arm until it shines.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:07 AM
Offer to use those years of extensive spit polishing on other things.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:10 AM
Do bionic arm pushups in front of her.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:12 AM
Tell her that you have no dark side. In fact any hint of dark thoughts exist in an entirely different being. That's sure to make her think how amazingly normal you are Tharok.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:15 AM
Swap the black tank top for a white one.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:18 AM
Entertain your date by showing her the execution of underlings who tried to double cross you.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:24 AM
Wear a wig and a leather jacket.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 12/14/14 02:26 AM
Get a nice tan.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 09/28/16 07:37 AM
Begin an affair with her vacuum cleaner to make the lady of his affections jealous.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 09/28/16 07:41 AM
Give parts of him the ability to vibrate gently.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 09/28/16 07:44 AM
Promote the fact that he has an app for every occasion.
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 01/10/17 07:08 PM
Perhaps reconsider how to half the body between human and cyborg...
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies - 01/10/17 10:17 PM
Talk about a crotch rocket...