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THIS THREAD for the secret origin of THE ZIPPER!
This is untrue! Some threads are all about Lester! He wouldn't have it any other way, you know...
And SOME threads are all about....
Lash, you know very well that that sends you into "lose the pants, Mekt!" mode, and then your own burnin' britches, and there you go.
Lose the pants only if they're floodwater pants. So démodé.