Legion World
Posted By: Dev-Em Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/03/10 09:32 PM
Royalty checks for all his movies!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/03/10 09:57 PM
A frozen donkey wheel!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/03/10 10:04 PM
The copyrights to Miracleman.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/03/10 10:39 PM
The last two dodo birds.
Posted By: Set Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/03/10 10:42 PM
Jimmy Hoffa!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/03/10 10:49 PM
A map to Atlantis
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/03/10 10:55 PM
The Lindbergh baby.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 12:33 AM
Fleas!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 12:43 AM
Blackbeard's treasure
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 12:55 AM
Henry the Eighth's dead wives
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 01:42 AM
Ben Affleks acting ability
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 01:59 AM
A partridge...in a pear tree!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:00 AM
Excalibur
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:53 AM
The real Frank Miller
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:54 AM
Jimmy Hoffa!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:54 AM
Amelia Earhart
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:55 AM
Double Action Comics #1!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:55 AM
Atlantis
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:56 AM
Jack Shepherd's beard
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:57 AM
My morales laugh
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:58 AM
Steve Ditko
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:58 AM
Ron Jeremy's moustache
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:59 AM
Another fist.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:59 AM
the Lindbergh baby
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:01 AM
A velociraptor
Posted By: lil'rhino Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:01 AM
Neil Gaiman's keys.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:01 AM
Ellen Page in a school girl outfit
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:02 AM
the Antichrist
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Lardi:
the Lindbergh baby
First off, don't copy me.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:03 AM
The Hindenburg.
Posted By: lil'rhino Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:03 AM
Melinda Gebbie napping.
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Lardi:
the Antichrist
Second, what's my brother doing with Alan Moore?
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:03 AM
The second clone of the Lindbergh baby
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:05 AM
My youth and ideals.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:06 AM
My hair
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:06 AM
Chandler from Friends
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:08 AM
Greek Fire
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:09 AM
The very last Howard Johnson's restaurant
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:09 AM
Note that says that this thread almost ended up in..."Rejected Ideas for Inane MMB Threads..."
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:09 AM
Every single sock that ever gets lost in the dryer.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:10 AM
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:12 AM
Law & Order syndicated in perpetuity
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:12 AM
Your mother.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:13 AM
Belly button lint in the shape of Chuck Norris.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:13 AM
Alternate ending to Gilligan's Island
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:14 AM
Dried poop
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Lardi:
Dried poop
...which may have belonged to the Lindbergh baby, or possibly one of its clones.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:15 AM
A Starbucks
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:16 AM
Alternate ending to Crisis on Infinite Earths: it was just Superman's bad dream.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:16 AM
Joyce DeWitt's career.
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:17 AM
Another Starbucks.

George Washington's evil twin sister who chopped out his teeth.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:17 AM
Brian Michael Bendis's 48 issue opus of MAtt Murdock cloning the Lindburgh baby's clone.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:18 AM
The eleventh season of Stargate SG-1
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:18 AM
Alternate ending to Golden Girls: X-Rated version
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Alternate ending to Golden Girls: X-Rated version
a...and a shotgun to end your suffering after watching it.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:20 AM
The A-Team van
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
Brian Michael Bendis's 48 issue opus of MAtt Murdock cloning the Lindburgh baby's clone.
Or was he defending its right to be a clone of a clone?
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:21 AM
Alternate *Middle* to the Lindbergh Baby Clone Saga: you're all clones of the Lindbergh Baby
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:22 AM
Funyuns
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:23 AM
Rob Leifelds button fly jeans.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:23 AM
The sequel to the Lindbergh Baby Clone Saga: Crisis on Infinite Lindberghs
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
Quote
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b]Alternate ending to Golden Girls: X-Rated version
a...and a shotgun to end your suffering after watching it. [/b]
That's not enough!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:24 AM
Sitcom about teenagers in California that are way richer than normal Americans.

Alternate ending to sitcom: undead clone of Lindbergh Baby eats them all alive.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Lardi:
The sequel to the Lindbergh Baby Clone Saga: Crisis on Infinite Lindberghs
Alternate ending to the sequel: it was all Superman's dream.
Posted By: Exnihil Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:25 AM
The sole surviving copy of "Watchmen II - Rorschach's Boogaloo"
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:25 AM
Alan Moore.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:26 AM
A NAMBLA membership card
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:29 AM
Which NAMBLA?
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:30 AM
50 more mini plot ideas for Geoff Johns to make into 100 issue comic crossovers.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:33 AM
The real lyrics to all of Nirvana's songs.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:34 AM
A hit--a very palpable hit!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:35 AM
Lad Boy's missing stash of Cool Whip
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:37 AM
The Parliament of Trees
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:39 AM
A parliament of rooks.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:39 AM
Dandruff puke
Posted By: Exnihil Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:40 AM
Marvelma... er... I mean Miracleman
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:41 AM
The Phineas B Fuddle board
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:42 AM
Abigail Archane's hippie buddy, Chester
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:43 AM
A twinkie's factory
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:45 AM
The metaphysical cure for metaphysical cancer
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:45 AM
John Byrne's talent.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:45 AM
Silicone implants
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:46 AM
Bubastis
Posted By: Umber Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:47 AM
Brock, Ashe and Cliff
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:47 AM
A chirp of emphasis!
Posted By: Thora Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:48 AM
Flogging utensils
Posted By: Space Tart Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:49 AM
My nipples!
Posted By: Kalla Hrykos Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:49 AM
An obscure, undeveloped alt
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:51 AM
A Xerox copy of the Keene Act
Posted By: THE LMB ENQUIRER Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:52 AM
THREAD THREATENS TO JUMP THE SHARKLAD

Stay tuned...
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:52 AM
A Xerox copy of a clone of the Lindbergh baby
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:53 AM
Jack B. Quick
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:54 AM
Mllash's virtue
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:55 AM
Kitty Pryde's panties
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:57 AM
Your Anus
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:58 AM
Saturn Girls' Boobs
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:58 AM
Brainiac 69
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:59 AM
Hugemanbreasts
Posted By: Set Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:04 AM
Tom Cruise's sexuality.
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:11 AM
A milestone post
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:11 AM
Soviet Snow
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:12 AM
Romy & Michele's High School Reunion
Posted By: Time-Teller Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:14 AM
All that daylight that gets saved.
Posted By: Exnihil Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:17 AM
All those night-lights that get lost.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:20 AM
My missing cell phone charger
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 01:20 PM
Moby Dick and Capt. Ahab
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 02:33 PM
The lost chord.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 03:42 PM
Loser Lad's desire for normal sex.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 04:57 PM
Cobies lube stash.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 05:14 PM
A model T Ford
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 05:32 PM
The Elephant Mans bones.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 05:34 PM
The answers to the mysteries of Lost
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 05:44 PM
The last three Star Wars Movies. Episodes VII< VIII and IX.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 06:35 PM
The WMD that were supposed to be in Iraq
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:06 PM
The original Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:16 PM
Eight-track tapes!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:17 PM
Lupins!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:18 PM
<span style="font-size: 15px;">S&H Green Stamps!</span>
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:19 PM
90,000 missing Florida ballots (c2000 A.D.)!!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:19 PM
Lavender Kryptonite
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:22 PM
Dilly Bars!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:24 PM
Matter-Smoker Lad's stash!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:29 PM
New Coke
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:32 PM
A killer recipe for Osso Buco!!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:43 PM
Hydrox cookies
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:45 PM
OTB Racing forms! (and a signed blank check from Vertigo! woo-hoo!!)

Comet
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:51 PM
Billy, Dolly, Jeffy and PJ
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 07:54 PM
The tattered remains of all my ideals and aspirations.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 08:08 PM
The Picture
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 08:26 PM
James Robinsons soul.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 08:58 PM
James Robinson's talent
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 09:38 PM
Dawnstars wings
Posted By: Pov Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 10:17 PM
ZZ Top
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 11:00 PM
ZZ Hill (AND ZZ Hill, Jr. !)
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 11:01 PM
Crumbs of radioactive <span style="font-size: 15px;">STILTON</span> cheese!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 11:09 PM
The answer to the Riddle of the Sphinx
Posted By: lil'rhino Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 11:14 PM
A rift to the second galaxy.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/04/10 11:26 PM
Long lost Glen or Glenda? footage
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 01:44 AM
The "real" version of terminator 3
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 02:03 AM
A real reason why people like Joss Whedon
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 02:59 AM
A guitar pick that once belonged to Memphis Minnie!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:02 AM
Bonzo's old drumsticks!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:23 AM
The Hound of the Baskervilles...not the novel, the actual dog.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:24 AM
3 survivors of the Titanic.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
3 survivors of the Titanic.
The movie or the boat? lol
Posted By: Exnihil Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:28 AM
A tiny little Alan Moore, complete with his own beard, inside of which was an even smaller Alan Moore, also bearded... and in said beard was an Alan Moore sooooooooo tiny that you needed a magnifying glass to even see his beard, which, of course, contained an Alan Moore which I'll just have to take on faith even existed.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by dedman:
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
[b]3 survivors of the Titanic.
The movie or the boat? lol [/b]
C'mon...nobody really survived that movie.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Exnihil:
A tiny little Alan Moore, complete with his own beard, inside of which was an even smaller Alan Moore, also bearded... and in said beard was an Alan Moore sooooooooo tiny that you needed a magnifying glass to even see his beard, which, of course, contained an Alan Moore which I'll just have to take on faith even existed.
Are you trying to set up a "Crisis on Infinite Beards" thread?
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:42 AM
Jasper Johns\' lost alternate cover for a story by Geoff Johns.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:05 AM
Paris Hiltons virginity.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:06 AM
A Stargate
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:08 AM
A man proclaiming that "it's full of stars."
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:11 AM
A Tardis
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:14 AM
One ring to rule them all.
Posted By: Set Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:19 AM
Alan Moore's neck! [ew, this thing hasn't seen the light of day for a long time...]
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:25 AM
The cure for cancer.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:25 AM
The hidden immunity idol
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:27 AM
A contract for the devils soul.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:29 AM
The key to the city
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:33 AM
A Willy Wonka Golden Ticket.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 04:50 AM
Two lost kittens
Posted By: Timber Wolf Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 01:12 PM
Rharklads manhood!
Posted By: Lad Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 01:52 PM
My doctoral dissertation on generalized symmetric Julia set automorphisms.

Now I'm Dr. Lad Boy.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 02:39 PM
Rob Kamphausen!
Posted By: Pov Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 02:44 PM
Eeeeewwww... eek
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 03:08 PM
The Nature Boys
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 05:05 PM
A case of canned squid, and an autographed picture of Monty Hall.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 05:34 PM
A trombone
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 08:30 PM
A Chuck Barris hat
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/05/10 09:50 PM
The Gong show gong.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:34 AM
Richard Dawson
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:34 AM
Joe Piscipo
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:45 AM
Emilio Estevez
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:50 AM
Howard the Duck
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:52 AM
Ma and Pa Kettle
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:53 AM
A Tuna
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:55 AM
Extenze
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:56 AM
A slap-chop
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:56 AM
El chupacabras
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 04:58 AM
Nessi
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 05:00 AM
Sons of bitches
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 05:02 AM
Rasputin
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 05:04 AM
The letter "þ".
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 01:47 PM
The Lost Boys.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 06:16 PM
An "I Like Ike" button, in mint condition!

DoctorMayavale
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 06:56 PM
Alan Moore's face! ElasticLad
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 07:57 PM
A Sleigh Bed
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 07:58 PM
Graboids
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 08:42 PM
The very last Oldsmobile ever built.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/06/10 11:12 PM
Every last known copy of "Seduction of the Innocent."
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 05:04 AM
The third season of Dead Like Me
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 05:24 AM
a bear trap <OW!>
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 05:31 AM
a mummy
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 06:04 AM
The Collected Bartlett's Worst Pick-Up Lines
Posted By: Disdemona Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 09:07 AM
a black hole
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 01:50 PM
W.H.O.P.P.E.R.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 04:36 PM
Herbie the Love Bug
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 04:55 PM
Airwolf
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/07/10 08:41 PM
Blue Thunder
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 12:44 AM
Flying Dutchman
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 12:46 AM
Nautilus
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 12:48 AM
Yellow Submarine
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 12:49 AM
The Palimino

(10 extra points if you get this reference.)
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 12:52 AM
("The Black Hole." Yay me!)

The Enterprise
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 12:56 AM
A Cylon Raider

(Most impressive...you didn't have to Google that did ya?)
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 12:59 AM
Noah's Ark

(Nope. laugh )
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:01 AM
100 credits for a vote laugh
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:07 AM
Shameless politicians
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:08 AM
Monstro the Whale

(Consider me bought, Deddy.) laugh
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:10 AM
A Lectroid from Planet Ten
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:14 AM
A whoopie cushion.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:15 AM
A willow tree
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:16 AM
Raccoons
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:20 AM
Two Daleks and a Doctor
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:30 AM
Wild dingoes
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:33 AM
A dingo and a lindberg baby.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:37 AM
A dingo that ate a Lindbergh baby
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:38 AM
A lindberg baby who ate a dingo
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:43 AM
Seth Green
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:54 AM
An unadopted Jolie baby.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:56 AM
Angelina Jolie's real lips
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 01:57 AM
Angelina Jolie's real hips
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 02:14 AM
Billy Bob Thornton
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 03:59 AM
A fully-poseable Chthulhu action figure!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 07:02 PM
The Bermuda Triangle
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 08:39 PM
The Phantom Zone
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 08:51 PM
Mayor McCheese
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/08/10 09:06 PM
The Hamburgler
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 01:52 AM
The McDonalds character that looked like a giant purple gumdrop with eyes and a mouth and arms and legs.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 02:24 AM
^Grimus!!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 02:27 AM
Oscar the Grouch
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 02:28 AM
Big Bird

(Thanks, Cobie.)
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 02:33 AM
Elmo...no wait, put him back!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 02:41 AM
Cookie cookie!!!!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 03:48 AM
Super Grover
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 03:56 AM
Super Trooper
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 03:57 AM
Robocop
Posted By: MLLASH Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 03:58 AM
Diddle me Elmo
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 03:58 AM
Mechagodzilla
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 04:01 AM
The Puppet Master
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 03:22 PM
The proper usage of "i.e." and "e.g."
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 06:45 PM
The Cygnus
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/09/10 11:55 PM
10,000 of those Japanese motorized toilet bowls that talk.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/10/10 03:30 AM
Giant Robot
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/10/10 07:01 AM
Three Time trappers
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/10/10 06:07 PM
Heretofore missing Watergate tape footage!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/10/10 07:04 PM
V.I.N.Cent
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/10/10 08:52 PM
Paul Newman's lost contact lens!

EmeraldEmpress
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/10/10 11:58 PM
Berke Breathed -- he had been replaced by a pod person circa 1987.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/11/10 12:44 AM
Tom Thumb
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/12/10 02:24 AM
Dormant Damsel
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/12/10 03:09 AM
Lethargical Lad
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/12/10 03:11 AM
A half-empty box of Franzia
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/12/10 03:38 AM
A M.A.S.H. Unit
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/12/10 03:42 AM
Catspaw

Cat hairs.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/12/10 03:54 AM
Trump's hairpiece
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/12/10 05:42 AM
Pop Rocks
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/13/10 02:57 AM
A Voting booth
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/13/10 03:01 AM
Sidney Crosby's hockey stick!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/13/10 03:11 AM
The Nixon tapes
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/13/10 02:16 PM
Hundreds of LMBP posts from last night.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/13/10 03:28 PM
That daylight that gets "saved".
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/13/10 03:52 PM
Attilla the Hun
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/13/10 06:53 PM
Uncle Dave's matchbook collection
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 12:26 AM
Snoopy's Doghouse
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 12:58 AM
Mr. Roger's neighborhood
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 01:47 AM
Trolly
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:00 AM
A 50% coupon good on your next purchase of shrimp chips
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:03 AM
A Jack in the box.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:05 AM
Jack and his beanstalk.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:11 AM
Bean sprouts
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:42 AM
Grace brother's department store
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:50 AM
General Tso and Colonel Sanders running a cockfighting ring.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:51 AM
Sesame Street
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 05:45 AM
Omen & Prophet-flavored Slurpees
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 05:47 AM
Triad purple and Triad orange.
No sign of Triad nuetral though, we believe she may be lost in the mustache
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 05:58 AM
The Arc of the Covenant
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 05:59 AM
the Planetary Chance Machine ...
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:00 AM
A Charlie Chan moustache.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:03 AM
The Loch Ness Monster, Champ, Pogo and all the other sea monsters. They meet every Wednesday for tea.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:08 AM
Sea Monkeys!
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:23 AM
Peanut Butter Twix
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:24 AM
Stale peanut brittle
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:24 AM
Fifteen used condoms.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:25 AM
All the afterbirth that comes with thousands of Lindbergh baby clones.

Yup. nod
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
All the afterbirth that comes with thousands of Lindbergh baby clones.

Yup. nod
(gawd, don't make me hungry!)
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:27 AM
puke
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:28 AM
The bones of Alan Moore's grandmother.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:28 AM
The plot to Lost Boys II
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:29 AM
a woman-suit
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Lardi:
a woman-suit
A pun on hirsute?
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:32 AM
Synde
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:32 AM
Medusa's head
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Quote
Originally posted by Lardi:
[b]a woman-suit
A pun on hirsute?[/b]
I was thinking about what Buffalo Bill was making in Silence of the Lambs.... eek
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:35 AM
A rolled up note: "when a numbered thread hits the number, it must end"

Jeepers! I guess that means all those 1,001 and 10,000 and 101 threads really should end when they hit their milestone!
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:35 AM
The genitals of Uranus!

(Er... they were cut off, thrown into the sea, thus producing Aphrodite, in one version of Greek myths!)
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:36 AM
John Byrne's career
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:36 PM
The true Legion history
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 02:54 PM
Bill Bixby, live and well, just hiding from MI6.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 04:16 PM
My old Supermax 2 blow dryer comb attachment
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 06:30 PM
Lots and lots of hair gel
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 07:52 PM
A Betamax player
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 08:19 PM
The Truth...or at least a truth.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 08:32 PM
A Partridge Family lunchbox
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 08:44 PM
The Partridge Family bus!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 08:46 PM
The lyrics to the theme from "The Patchwork Family."
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 08:59 PM
Sex, Lies and Videotape
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:29 PM
Crystal Pepsi
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:30 PM
beard implants
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:35 PM
Walt disney's cryogenicly frozen head
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:38 PM
My Earth-247 great-great grandniece's baby teeth
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:40 PM
Someone's black cherry
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:41 PM
A T-Rex battling an Allosaurus
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:42 PM
cooties
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:43 PM
An unpublished Tolkien novel
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:49 PM
An unfinished ham sandwich...
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:50 PM
the Dead Sea Scrolls
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 09:53 PM
The Shroud of Turin
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 10:00 PM
the Anti-Life Equation
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 10:01 PM
A homemade apple pie
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 10:04 PM
some chowdah from Bahston
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 10:05 PM
An Australian accent
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 10:17 PM
Dave Gibbons
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 10:19 PM
the Libraries of Congress, Alexandria, Atlantis and Krypton.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 11:54 PM
Zach Snyder
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/14/10 11:54 PM
a shrubbery
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:00 AM
The Wicked Witch of the West
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:15 AM
red Kryptonite
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:18 AM
an old 45 of "Red Skies At Night"
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:20 AM
Abin Quank
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:21 AM
99 Luft Balloons.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:24 AM
John Constantine's sobriety
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:26 AM
The Blob
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:26 AM
the truth about cats and dogs
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:29 AM
a plastic beanie with a propeller on top
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:30 AM
the answer to the rhetorical question
Posted By: Pov Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:41 AM
A lifesize statue of Cobalt Kid...

...'s ego. shudder
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 12:43 AM
I'm surprised there was room...


A vintage Elvis outfit
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 06:46 PM
Alan Moore's chin
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 07:39 PM
A Balrog
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 07:56 PM
The Kraken
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 07:58 PM
Leviathan
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 08:26 PM
Gim's old solar-powered mezzuzah. (It used to be Dad's.)
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/15/10 09:42 PM
a Green Lantern power battery
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 01:52 AM
unobtainium
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 04:26 AM
hanging chads
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 04:28 AM
A Route 66 sign
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 04:29 AM
A chainsaw with a fouled blade
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 04:32 AM
A publicity still from Zorro: The Gay Blade.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 04:47 PM
Sean Penn's humor.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 06:00 PM
the body of the real Paul McCartney
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 06:17 PM
Richard Simmons!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 06:46 PM
14 people sweating to the oldies
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 07:38 PM
a magic hat
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 08:30 PM
the Holy Grail
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 08:38 PM
the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 08:44 PM
The Back to the Future Delorean.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 11:19 PM
HG Wells' Time Machine
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 11:27 PM
Captain America's shield
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/16/10 11:28 PM
Wonder Woman's bra
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 01:42 AM
A batarang
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 01:46 AM
Passover macaroons! drool
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 01:51 AM
Perry the Platypus.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 01:52 AM
Castle Grayskull
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:09 AM
Excalibur
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:13 AM
Calibos
Posted By: Pov Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:19 AM
The physical manifestation of every incarnation of Promethea.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:19 AM
Short Round.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:26 AM
a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:33 AM
Canadas mean side
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:35 AM
Captain Canuck
Posted By: Zardi, the Eternal Man Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:36 AM
Captain Cave-Maaaannnn
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:38 AM
Speed Buggy
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:40 AM
Speed racer
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 02:40 AM
Lake Speed
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 03:07 AM
Astro Boy's spare parts
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 07:54 PM
Racer X
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 07:58 PM
The Colonel's original recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 09:13 PM
(twelve, Rocky, counting the beard hair)
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 09:28 PM
Astroturf
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/17/10 11:53 PM
The Konami Code
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 12:22 AM
dinosaur DNA from a mosquito suspended in amber
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 01:00 AM
sleestack DNA from a mosquito suspended in celluloid
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 01:08 AM
Dino-bots.
Posted By: Everyday Girl Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 01:09 AM
Ohmygod, Like Dandruff! Big, like nasty flakes... Ewwwwwww!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 01:22 AM
But it's British dandruff, EDG. That makes it different.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 01:39 AM
Richie Cunningham's older brother Chuck
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 02:05 AM
Adam Cartwright
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 02:12 AM
Ted McGuinley
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 03:53 AM
A great big, shiny aluminum Christmas tree (maybe painted pink)
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 03:54 AM
The Blarney stone
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 04:06 AM
some cursed frogurt
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 05:15 AM
A download-ready clip of Plant Lad covering Weird Al's "Like A [Tree] Surgeon."
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/18/10 05:52 PM
Billy Rays Mullett
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 03:57 AM
bingo chips!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 12:50 PM
The Green Hornet/Phantom team-up written by Harlan Ellison
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 01:46 PM
the missing Watergate tapes
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 05:49 PM
Weapons of Mass Destruction!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 07:52 PM
Magazines of mass perversion!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 07:54 PM
JUGGS
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 08:09 PM
a tranie-grannie
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 08:20 PM
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 08:21 PM
The face on Mars
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 08:27 PM
a Vogon construction fleet.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 08:32 PM
The missing link
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 08:34 PM
The Mod Squad
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 08:39 PM
The Nazgul
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/19/10 11:07 PM
One ring to bind them. Surprisingly it was a $10 Wal-mart ring
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:06 AM
Orcs
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:11 AM
The Ride of the Rohirrim
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:11 AM
Sam the whiney bitch.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:23 AM
The Love Shack!
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:26 AM
Kirstie Alley's dignity!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:32 AM
Noah's Ark
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:34 AM
Noah Wylie's career!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:35 AM
The cat's pajamas
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:37 AM
The elephant in Groucho's pajamas!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:38 AM
My long lost batman underoos
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:40 AM
A kangaroo
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:41 AM
a Koala
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:42 AM
...playing a didgeridoo!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 02:45 AM
The golden fleece
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:07 AM
an injury lawsuit
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:08 AM
Zeus's beard
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:25 AM
Darth Vaders Respirator.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:30 AM
A fanboy
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:37 AM
<span style="font-size: 15px;">Cheez-Its!</span>
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:39 AM
Chester Cheetah
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:40 AM
A Breadmaker
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:43 AM
his beard-penis
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:45 AM
(Been reading early Clive Barker, Lardi?)

A barrel full of monkeys
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:45 AM
(thought I made it up! shrug )

Clive Barker
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:46 AM
Chico Marx's grandfather.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:47 AM
Gummo Marx's career.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:55 AM
Skid Marx
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:57 AM
Skids, the forgotten Transformer
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:58 AM
Dino-Riders!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 03:59 AM
Dino-Riders of the Purple Sage
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 04:00 AM
Purple Poo-Poo from the Purple People Eater
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 04:01 AM
One-eyed, One-horned, Flying Purple People Eaters
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 10:59 PM
A tattered copy of The Tao of Pooh
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 11:04 PM
Some of Pooh's stuffing.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 11:08 PM
Turkey stuffing from last Thanksgiving
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/20/10 11:27 PM
An American Indian
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/21/10 10:40 PM
Skids, one of my fave X-characters!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/21/10 10:44 PM
Doc Savages brother, The Man of Copper.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:00 AM
A giant penny
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:03 AM
The Titan Presidents of Bismoll!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:04 AM
A mechanical Tyrannosaurus Rex
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:04 AM
An oversized playing card
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:05 AM
A giant Penny
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:08 AM
Bat-Shark Repellant!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:11 AM
A dead Robin's costume!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:12 AM
my cell phone from 1999!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:20 AM
A telephone from 1979
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:21 AM
A computer from 1959!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:22 AM
Depression Era Booze bottles?????
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 01:25 AM
Stocks from 1929?
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 02:01 AM
Stocks from 1569!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 03:29 AM
My lost ideals
Posted By: Gruertis Nyebif Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 08:34 PM
A telegram from 1865. Sucks about Abe.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 10:32 PM
JFK's Limo.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 10:38 PM
The Second Gunman.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 11:44 PM
The magic bullet
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/22/10 11:57 PM
Puff, the Magic Dragon.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 12:02 AM
10 bags full of fast-food burgers.

Right after Puff the Magic Dragon -- coincidence?
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 01:35 AM
A Heinz Pickle pin
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 02:36 AM
a jar of Vlasic Pickles
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 02:37 AM
a classic piccolo
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 02:38 AM
A Burrito Supreme
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 02:40 AM
A Taco Bell/KFC combo store
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 02:54 AM
a KFC that ain't afraid to call itself "Kentucky Fried Chicken"
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 03:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
A Heinz Pickle pin
Someone's been listening to the Pittsburgh Symphony on the radio. laugh
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 03:11 AM
Cujo
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 03:19 AM
Stephen King's talent
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 04:28 AM
Hostess Fruit Pies: Apple, Cherry and Berry!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 04:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
[b]A Heinz Pickle pin
Someone's been listening to the Pittsburgh Symphony on the radio. laugh [/b]
nod iTunes radio is a wonderful thing. cool
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 12:35 PM
The Perils of Penelope Pitstop...
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 01:18 PM
Dirk Dastardly and Muttly
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 01:55 PM
Yankee Doodle Pigeon
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 02:04 PM
MarvelMan...no wait, Joey Q. found that.
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 02:34 PM
The Vulture Squadron
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 08:49 PM
The War Wheel.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 08:53 PM
Hot Wheels
Posted By: Set Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 09:44 PM
Wheel... of... Fortune!
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/23/10 09:45 PM
Alex Trebek's old moustache.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/24/10 01:21 AM
Billy the Kid
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/24/10 02:28 AM
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/24/10 03:31 AM
Stan, Olaf, Andre, Chuck, Hendrickson, & Chop-Chop
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/24/10 11:52 AM
An otter
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/24/10 01:23 PM
Alex Trebek's all-new, exciting moustache
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 12:45 AM
Lex Luthor's hair
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 12:59 AM
The island from Lost...
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 01:01 AM
The loose ends from Lost.

(No, wait, even Alan Moore's beard doesn't have that much storage space.)
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 01:10 AM
Clay Aiken's career
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 01:58 AM
Chick Tracts
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 04:04 PM
The Animainiacs.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 04:17 PM
Guy Fawkes
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 04:21 PM
A poster willing to reread this entire thread.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 06:42 PM
The last known can of Garfield's Round Ravioli.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 07:05 PM
Pinky and the Brain
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 07:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
A poster willing to reread this entire thread.
This thread! eek
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/25/10 10:42 PM
Grant Morrison
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/26/10 12:43 AM
Mark Waid
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/26/10 01:10 PM
*revelation begins to set in*

Bloody Liberty! No! NO!! <span style="font-size: 25px;">NOOOO!!!</span>

Don't you see?! Don't you all realize?!!!

<span style="font-size: 25px;">We</span> are all in Alan Moore's Beard!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 12:54 AM
Cobie's sanity scream
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:22 AM
FloaNiNEDNilk
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:25 AM
Chris Dukellis
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:26 AM
Mike Dukakis
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:27 AM
Rick Ducommun
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:31 AM
Rick Astley
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:31 AM
Dino
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:34 AM
The last living Dodo bird
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:38 AM
(Deddy, I already did that one on the first page of this thread.) smile
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:42 AM
Vintage detachable pop-tops
Posted By: Set Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:42 AM
The last *undead* dodo bird.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/27/10 01:43 AM
The Last Picture Show
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/28/10 09:30 PM
Tim Curry in a Rocky Horror outfit
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/28/10 09:34 PM
Meat Loaf!
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/28/10 09:42 PM
Again?
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/28/10 09:59 PM
A1 steak sauce...but not in the jar.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 02:32 AM
The Anti-Life Equation.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 02:36 AM
String Cheese
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 03:12 AM
The String Cheese Incident
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 04:01 AM
Duo Damsel's third body...
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 05:19 AM
Nardo's third eye...
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 04:10 PM
Glen Beck's long-lost mouth zipper.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 07:23 PM
Bottle of pills for Rush
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 07:37 PM
collection of fetish porn for O'Reilly wink
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 09:30 PM
Dr. Sam Beckett ("Oh BOY!")
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:05 PM
Dr. Who
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:09 PM
Dr. Theopolis
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:09 PM
Dr. Jack Shepherd
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:14 PM
(do you know who Dr. Theopolis is, Edie?)

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Officer Taylor:
(do you know who Dr. Theopolis is, Edie?)

Nope.

Doctor Pepper.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:23 PM
(Ha-ha! I got Edie with an obscure reference!!! tease Not familiar with the Gil Gerard version of Buck Rogers?)

Edie Brickell sans New Bohemians
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:25 PM
Twiki
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:28 PM
Flesh Gordon!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:29 PM
Hawk
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:30 PM
(didja get it before the hint, Dev?)

Princess Ardala drool
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:45 PM
A Penisaurus
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 10:54 PM
A bunch of posters looking for things in Alan Moore's beard.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Officer Taylor:
(didja get it before the hint, Dev?)

Princess Ardala drool
<I own the Entire series DVD set. Have an autographed pic of Gil and Erin Grey. Saw the pilot movie in the theatre...yeah, I knew it before the hint.>


Tiger Man
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:09 PM
(AWESOME!)

Erin Grey drool
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:14 PM
<She still looks fantastic.>

Hawk
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:22 PM
Dr. Huer
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:25 PM
Brigadier Gordon

<one of the greartest cameos of the whole series.>
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:31 PM
Hieronymus Fox shake
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:34 PM
Dr. Goodfellow
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:40 PM
Draconians
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:42 PM
Kane
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/29/10 11:45 PM
Searcher
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:32 AM
Chocolate pudding.

At least I hope that's chocolate pudding.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:37 AM
ESPN analyst Erin Andrews. I'll, er, make sure she's okay. love
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:39 AM
As long as she didn't eat any of the "chocolate pudding" she should be okay. laugh
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:41 AM
The Easter Bunny!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:43 AM
The Tooth Fairy!
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:43 AM
She Who Must Be Obeyed!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:49 AM
Julia Fitzpatrick
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:51 AM
The Shadows' node
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 03:16 AM
Activision's business integrity
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 12:52 PM
A new series of in-jokes for April we've never considered that will blow away our minds!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 07:24 PM
<Hopefully not literally.>

The Blob (movie version, not comic.)
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 11:53 PM
The giant killer blancmange from Monty Python, and the members of the new wave duo Blancmange.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 11:53 PM
The other Blob (from mutant comics)
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 11:55 PM
Sean Hannity's newest book.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/30/10 11:57 PM
"A Dance With Dragons" by George RR Martin
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 12:14 AM
the hand that rocks the cradle
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 02:26 AM
Manicuring rhinestones
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 02:42 AM
More "chocolate pudding."
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 02:58 AM
the man behind the curtain.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 02:59 AM
And you found him while he was sitting on the crapper. Oh, the embarassment! laugh
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 03:47 AM
soiled undies.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 03:52 AM
Imodium. We needed it.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 11:56 AM
tums
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 03:24 PM
novelty poop
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 06:36 PM
Horse Manure
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 09:27 PM
STU and Dark STU playing chess.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 03/31/10 09:57 PM
chess pieces playing with STU and Dark STU
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 01:02 AM
10,000 sacks of fertilizer.

Quote
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Imodium. We needed it.
lol
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 01:54 AM
cat litter
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 01:55 AM
A Uniporn (thats unicorn porn!)
Posted By: KryptonKid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 01:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Officer Taylor:
cat litter
Made from real corn!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 03:34 AM
Decorator light switch plates!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 03:45 AM
the Manure Fields
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 03:45 AM
A Lightcycle.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 11:47 PM
Porky Pig
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 11:48 PM
The MGM Lion
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/01/10 11:55 PM
CSI: Gorilla City
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 12:03 AM
The Emerald City of Oz
Posted By: rickshaw1 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 02:07 AM
His surgiclly removed sense of humor?
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 02:10 AM
Mark Millar's internal organs. puke
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 02:33 AM
A hammond organ played by Jon Lord.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 02:35 AM
A toupee belonging to the late actor Jack Lord.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 03:32 AM
James Robinssons heart.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 03:41 AM
hearts of romaine
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 03:44 AM
Hearts of Romanians, cut out by Vlad the Impaler
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 03:49 AM
SPARTA!!!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 03:54 AM
Dev's hair
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:01 AM
Dev's underwear eek
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:02 AM
Edie's back-up nelly hat
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:03 AM
Otie's Ass!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:05 AM
Edie's ass scar from when he and I were de-conjoined
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:06 AM
Oties power.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:07 AM
Snooticus McFrumplore
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:14 AM
Picture of the scar on OTies face from said seperation.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:19 AM
the beginnings of a throwdown between Dev and Lardy a'brewin'
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:35 AM
Lardiy's courage...so that's where it's been smile
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 04:36 AM
CJ Taylor!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 01:18 PM
Future!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 01:54 PM
the Every Ten Years Monster!
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 03:48 PM
The Every Ten Beers Monster!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 06:38 PM
The Every Ten Fears Monster!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 07:26 PM
A T-Rex
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 07:46 PM
Tears for Fears, sowing the seeds of Love!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 07:57 PM
Songs from the Big Chair.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 08:23 PM
the underground mutant city from the Planet of the Apes sequels.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 08:27 PM
Someone who can actually understand the end of the Planet of the Apes remake.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/02/10 09:14 PM
A Borg Cube Ship
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 02:24 AM
Brad Pitt's sexier brother
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 02:37 AM
Angelina Jolie's Dorian Gray-style picture.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 02:39 AM
Alan Moore's polite, easy-going, well-adjusted brother
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 02:52 AM
Brad Pitts boys...cause someone always has them in a jar.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 03:05 AM
Jennifer Aniston's other facial expressions.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 03:10 AM
Billy Bob's VD collection
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 03:43 AM
Deep Throat
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 03:48 AM
fake vomit
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 03:49 AM
Deep Thoughts
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 03:53 AM
Jack Handey
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 03:57 AM
95% of former Saturday Night Live performers
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 04:03 AM
The United States Senate
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 04:16 AM
Fennel comfits
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 01:00 PM
The real Electric Company.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 05:21 PM
The real Roxanne
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 08:38 PM
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/03/10 10:31 PM
The Spruce Goose
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 12:34 AM
A recipe for compote.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 12:50 AM
An addendum to the Ten Commandments making #7 permissible if beer goggles are involved.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 12:52 AM
Geoff Johns porn. (Paging Caliente!)
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 01:01 AM
Stu Sutcliffe and Pete Best
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 01:18 AM
Stephen Dorff's career*


* He played Stu Sutcliffe in "Backbeat"
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 01:25 AM
Aladdin and Jasmine.

Doing it.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 01:26 AM
Howard the Duck and Beverly Switzer.

Doing it.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 01:28 AM
Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Goofy.

Doing it.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 01:30 AM
Donald Duck and Fethry Duck.

Doing it.

What? Donald was always a raging closet case, and Fethry was out from day one!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:07 AM
Sheet music for "Do the Hustle."
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:08 AM
A disco ball, and duck
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:11 AM
...but no Rick Dees, I hope.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:12 AM
A trophy for Kent for chiming in first with that one.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:17 AM
It's OK if you find Julie McWhirter-Dees, though. She did voice acting on some Saturday morning classics like Dynomutt and Drak Pack.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:18 AM
The Blue Falcon
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:19 AM
"Blue Falcon..."

"...and Dog Wonder..."

"...AWAYYYYYYYYY!"

"Wa haaa hoooo!"

Sorry, couldn't resist. I love that cartoon.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 03:35 AM
Rick James Bitch!!!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 05:01 AM
a Super Freak
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 06:15 AM
The cast of Freaks.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 12:19 PM
The cast of Salvage 1
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 01:59 PM
The original TV movie that spawned it was great. THe series itself, not so.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 05:58 PM
A finished copy of "Duke Nukem Forever"
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 08:40 PM
a beam that says Max HEadroom.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 08:59 PM
a lucky rabbit's foot!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 09:05 PM
an unlucky rabbit
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 09:08 PM
garlic cloves
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 09:12 PM
a cringing vampire
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 10:14 PM
The Potato Skins that I lost in 1993
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 10:31 PM
a CVE that leads to E-Space
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 10:41 PM
a crystal skull
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/04/10 10:46 PM
Madonna's cone bra
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 12:58 AM
A Recognizer
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 02:44 PM
Sex tape featuring a young Betty White and Frank Sinatra. Kinky. Hot.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 05:46 PM
A List of bad prono movie names
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 07:39 PM
a complete set of Judgment at Nuremburg movie tie-in action figures, 7-11 cups and Happy Meal toys.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 07:46 PM
All those socks that disappear in the dryer.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 07:49 PM
Sex tape featuring old Betty White and Regis Philbin. puke
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 07:57 PM
A TRS-80
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 07:57 PM
Sex tape featuring Ann Margaret and Brigitte Bardot love
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 07:59 PM
IG-88
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 08:05 PM
Sex tape featuring Myrna Loy and a time-traveling me! laugh
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 08:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Sex tape featuring Ann Margaret and Brigitte Bardot love
The unedited version featuring a time-traveling me!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 08:07 PM
The secret LMB file about how Cobalt Kid and Eryk Davis Ester went back in time and had relationships with all of the great starlets of the 20th century.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 08:15 PM
The true size of Cobie's Ego.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/05/10 11:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
The true size of Cobie's Ego.
C'mon, Dev. No beard in the universe is big enough to hold that.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 12:07 AM
a Sexy Party!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 12:14 AM
The Resident Evil: Afterlife trailer...love me that Milla!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 12:24 AM
an original Bosch painting
Posted By: Language Arts Dave Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 12:25 AM
The complete works of Shakespeare with all the bawdy parts underlined.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 12:27 AM
The complete works of Anne Rice with all the clean bits underlined
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 12:51 AM
The complete works of Shakespeare with all the bawdy parts translated (i.e. lots of repetition of the F-word)!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 04:50 AM
crumbs of Yorkshire pudding
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 01:15 PM
Evidence of a time-traveling Cobie with lotus fruit spending the night in Marilyn's room "the night before".
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 01:22 PM
Alan Moores synopsis of a proposed 'Cobalt Across Time and Women' series.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 01:29 PM
Dr. Freud's analysis of Cobie following their competition to woo Sarah Bernhardt.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 01:42 PM
All 5004 volumes.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 06:56 PM
a lump that he really needs to get checked out
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 06:59 PM
Tan M&Ms.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 06:59 PM
a hickey.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/06/10 07:08 PM
a mole cricket
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 02:28 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow's contract with the devil, signed in her own blood.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 02:57 AM
BURN IT!!!!!

A lighter to burn it with.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 04:03 AM
A fire extinguisher for when you accidentally catch the beard itself on fire.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 04:33 AM
several vintage Cracker Jack prizes
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 01:22 PM
A cybernetic chip causing speculation Alan Moore may in fact be a robot.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 09:05 PM
A 70s-style action-genre self-destruct system.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 10:24 PM
A Green Machine
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 11:46 PM
the cast of Zoom!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/07/10 11:58 PM
Sesame Street...the whole thing
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:01 AM
...Alan Moore's beard!

recursion!
the universe is folding in on itself!

ahhhhh!
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Stealth:
Gwyneth Paltrow's contract with the devil, signed in her own blood.
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
BURN IT!!!!!

A lighter to burn it with.
Why waste perfectly good lighter fluid on a soul that's beyond redemption? Have you seen what she does that passes for acting?
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:37 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dingleberry Damsel:
Quote
Originally posted by Stealth:
[b]Gwyneth Paltrow's contract with the devil, signed in her own blood.
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
BURN IT!!!!!

A lighter to burn it with.
Why waste perfectly good lighter fluid on a soul that's beyond redemption? Have you seen what she does that passes for acting? [/b]
I'm thinking if we burn it...she will have to go away.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:37 AM
The Easy Reader
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:39 AM
Old Route 66
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:42 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
Quote
Originally posted by Dingleberry Damsel:
[b]
Quote
Originally posted by Stealth:
[b]Gwyneth Paltrow's contract with the devil, signed in her own blood.
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
BURN IT!!!!!

A lighter to burn it with.
Why waste perfectly good lighter fluid on a soul that's beyond redemption? Have you seen what she does that passes for acting? [/b]
I'm thinking if we burn it...she will have to go away. [/b]
Got it. smile

A blowtorch in case the lighter's not enough. laugh
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 01:03 AM
the Land of the Lost
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 01:23 AM
some multi-colored wires in case Moore needs to be defused
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 01:35 AM
Forget Lindburgh's baby and clones thereof...I just found Lindburgh.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:54 PM
The premiere episode of Scandalous LMB Stories hosted A.J. Benza.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 12:57 PM
Greg Evigan!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 01:00 PM
The fourth chair from the kitchen table on The Golden Girls.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 01:44 PM
Bea Arthur
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 01:46 PM
The ? in this thread
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 01:59 PM
The General Lee
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 04:32 PM
The Haunted Tank
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 04:39 PM
Easy Company
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 05:02 PM
The War Wheel
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 05:20 PM
Big Wheels
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 05:21 PM
The unknown comic
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 05:31 PM
Greg Geraldo (the unknown and unfunny comic)
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/08/10 05:32 PM
Chuck Barris
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 01:40 AM
the Gamma Gong
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 03:48 AM
Pia Zadora singing "Bang A Gong"
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 03:49 AM
Lardy in a thong.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 03:55 AM
Dr. Mayavale's bong
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 03:58 AM
A sarong
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 03:59 AM
Lapsang Souchong
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 03:59 AM
Cheech & Chong
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 05:13 AM
B.D. Wong
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 12:38 PM
A city street, two blocks long.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 01:25 PM
Wonder-Tot
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 01:31 PM
A dog named spot
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 03:57 PM
Alan Scott
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 05:37 PM
A Tiny Tot!
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 05:40 PM
An ink blot
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/09/10 10:06 PM
Zot!

http://www.scottmccloud.com/1-webcomics/zot/character_guide/guidebig/01-zot.jpg
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 12:18 AM
Hottentots
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 12:41 AM
Scots
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 12:44 AM
Yachts
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 12:53 AM
Haves and have-nots
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 12:55 AM
Robots
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 12:58 AM
Connect-the-Dots
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 01:03 AM
Lots and lots
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 01:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Lots and lots
...of bedtime stories.

(That was actually the title of a beautifully illustrated storybook my parents bought me when I was about two years old. Now I'm all wistful.)
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 01:24 AM
Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children

(aha! nostalgia for something pre-80s! I always knew you had it in ya! wink )
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 01:36 AM
Tales Too Ticklish To Tell

Quote
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
(aha! nostalgia for something pre-80s! I always knew you had it in ya! wink )
laugh
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 01:56 AM
Tales to Astonish!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 02:06 AM
Tales so Scary, You'll.... Break All Your Furniture!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/10/10 02:07 AM
Soft-shell crabs.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/11/10 04:09 AM
Soft rock
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/13/10 03:38 AM
Soft drinks
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/14/10 01:03 AM
Blok's Naked Skeleton
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/14/10 01:08 AM
A naked lady lily !!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/14/10 01:10 AM
A naked lady named Lily.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/14/10 03:52 AM
A naked Lily pad.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/14/10 02:09 PM
a naked iPad
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/15/10 10:35 PM
A one-legged hooker named Patsy with a heart of gold
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/16/10 02:32 AM
"A pair of naked feet!"
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/16/10 03:08 AM
the Maltese Falcon.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/17/10 12:57 PM
Rosebud
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/17/10 06:05 PM
Rosemary and Thyme (but not Parsley and Sage)
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/17/10 06:57 PM
Iocaine powder
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/18/10 04:02 AM
lo mein noodles
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/18/10 04:13 AM
Low Church Episcopalians
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/18/10 04:23 AM
candle wax
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/18/10 02:15 PM
a tobacco plantation
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/18/10 04:10 PM
The Bermuda Triangle????
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/18/10 05:50 PM
Validated parking
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/18/10 07:12 PM
Area 51, 52 and 53.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/19/10 04:29 AM
Track 9 3/4.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/19/10 05:18 AM
The Naked Gun 33 1/3
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/20/10 02:29 AM
A dog-eared copy of the 9 1/2 Weeks paperback.

Grimbor
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/24/10 02:58 PM
An unopened copy of the bible.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/24/10 06:50 PM
The keys to the city
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/24/10 06:56 PM
<span style="font-size: 17px;"><blink>KEY LIME PIE!</blink></span>
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/24/10 09:34 PM
An 8ball of coke and 2 dead hookers
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/24/10 10:28 PM
a hula hoop!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/24/10 11:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by dedman:
An 8ball of coke and 2 dead hookers
dammit! EDE should have known someone would find them there...
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/24/10 11:53 PM
lol
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/25/10 08:47 PM
Cobie's dream Avengers Lineup.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/25/10 08:57 PM
Drew Carey?
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/25/10 08:58 PM
Drew Careys career!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/25/10 09:00 PM
Cousin Oliver!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/25/10 10:13 PM
Cousin Brucie
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/25/10 10:15 PM
the tiki doll from Trilogy of Terror!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/25/10 11:34 PM
the Wu Tang Clan
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/26/10 01:59 AM
Black Eyed Peas.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/26/10 02:01 AM
A disco ball!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/26/10 02:24 AM
Platform shoes
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/26/10 02:26 AM
Platform shoes...with goldfish
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/26/10 03:07 AM
Platform shoes...with goldfish...from space!!!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/26/10 03:56 AM
a rift in the space-time continuum
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/27/10 03:20 AM
post <span style="font-size: 17px;">#7481!!</span>
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/27/10 08:14 PM
a map of Middle Earth.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/27/10 11:37 PM
the bodies that go with the Easter Island giant heads.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 03:07 AM
MSG
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 03:11 AM
an ant farm
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 03:12 AM
Kung Pao Chicken
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 03:16 AM
red vines (the candy)
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 03:16 AM
the program from the high school play you remember most fondly.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 03:17 AM
Satan's autograph
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 03:18 AM
butterscotch pudding
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 04:27 AM
EVOO!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 04:45 AM
Gargamel!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 02:20 PM
Ewoks!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/28/10 11:52 PM
Wookies
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 12:02 AM
Cookies! drool
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 12:27 AM
Sugar
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 12:38 AM
Spice
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 01:05 AM
Koriander
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 03:16 AM
The Moscow Lemur Circus
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 03:19 AM
Susan "Cindy Brady" Olsen
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 03:21 AM
a pair of 's'
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 03:29 AM
Fantasy Island
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 03:29 AM
Tattoo
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 03:10 PM
Tatooine
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 03:32 PM
Superboy Prime
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 06:18 PM
The letters eth, thorn, wynn and yogh.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 09:07 PM
Tatooine's binary star
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 09:32 PM
The Bridge to Iacon
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 09:57 PM
the bridge over the river Kwai
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 10:25 PM
a glass eye
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/29/10 11:09 PM
Universo
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/30/10 12:35 AM
The Bridge over River Kwai
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/30/10 01:18 AM
a duplicated post by two posters on the same page of this thread?!?!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/30/10 01:19 AM
a lazy Cobie who can't even look three posts up!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/30/10 01:35 AM
a duplicated post by two posters on the same page of this thread?!?!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 04/30/10 01:35 AM
tongue
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/01/10 04:07 AM
Sen-Sen

DuoDamsela
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/01/10 04:12 AM
A bridge over troubled water
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 12:27 AM
TROUBLE!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 02:45 AM
Troubalert
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 05:29 PM
Decepticons
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 05:44 PM
a renaissance fair!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 05:53 PM
A treasure trove of literal videos.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 05:55 PM
the killer clown that haunts my dreams
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 06:59 PM
the killer dream that haunts my clowns
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 07:03 PM
Freddy Krueger's glove
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 09:34 PM
Michael Jackson's glove
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 09:45 PM
Roseanne Barr
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 10:26 PM
Munden's Bar
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 10:29 PM
A half-eaten Hershey Bar
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 10:45 PM
Mr. Whipple's discarded squeezed Charmins.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 10:48 PM
a Chinese restaurant
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:07 PM
A Crate of rotten oranges
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:22 PM
The fountain of Eternal Youth
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:24 PM
a Pervish restaurant
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:24 PM
A Crystal Skull
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:25 PM
a curtain rod
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:25 PM
a lightning rod
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:27 PM
the story behind Karate Kid's resurrection
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:43 PM
a dollhouse-sized Weed Whacker!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:47 PM
Gene Simmons' tongue
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:50 PM
Peter Chris
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:53 PM
A drag queen impersonating Debbie Harry
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:55 PM
The Kinks
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:56 PM
Henry Kissinger's uncles and aunties
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:56 PM
A large letter "c"
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/02/10 11:58 PM
51% shares in Lexcorp
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 12:02 AM
the Shadowlands
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 12:07 AM
A Trader Joe's sample coffee cup!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 12:18 AM
Big Bird
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 12:21 AM
Big Barda
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 12:23 AM
A 45 remix of Kate Bush's "Big Sky"
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 12:32 AM
A sens-tank
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 01:14 AM
The Solace of Fortitude
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 02:21 AM
Fortress Lad
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 02:12 PM
Crusty eye junk
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 06:29 PM
Cthulu
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 07:43 PM
Gozer
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 08:35 PM
Lars from Mars
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 08:52 PM
The Sta Puft Marshmallow man
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 09:18 PM
The Ghostbusters!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 09:26 PM
Slimer
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 10:35 PM
Mogo
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 10:37 PM
Blok
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/03/10 11:52 PM
500 pancreases
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 12:03 AM
A steaming pile of...
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 01:05 AM
pancakes ...
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 01:18 AM
syrup
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 01:30 AM
Tree Ents
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 01:33 AM
the mona lisa
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 01:44 AM
Nerds (the candy)
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 02:13 AM
the Microverse
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 02:30 AM
A Giant Size Man-Thing #1
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 04:38 AM
the chord changes for "Wild Thing"
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 09:25 PM
a complete set of Koyaanisqatsi action figures.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 09:57 PM
my left foot
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 10:08 PM
Special K
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/10 10:21 PM
Heavy D
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 12:59 AM
heavy cream
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 01:43 AM
Heavy Metal
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 01:45 AM
Sue Sylvester's ego!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 03:28 AM
Matt's post count.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 03:31 AM
Dev's post count
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 03:42 AM
Fart Girl
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 04:39 AM
Five Guys Named Moe
Posted By: ActorLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 06:07 AM
A case of New Coke.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 05:28 PM
some Jolt Cola
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 09:14 PM
Captain Beefheart
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/05/10 09:22 PM
The Weasels that Ate My Flesh
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 01:44 AM
Shemp Lad
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 02:53 AM
The Beard Hunter (from Morrison's masterful Doom Patrol)
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:00 AM
Tofurky
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:07 AM
the Revenge of the Nerds (and sequels) complete box set.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:13 AM
Booger from ^^
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:17 AM
A Welsh Men's Chorus
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:17 AM
happiness
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:18 AM
a warm gun
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:18 AM
ticks
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:19 AM
A cold gun
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:20 AM
ticks
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:22 AM
My 10,600th post! wink
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:25 AM
a cake with 10,600 candles
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 03:35 AM
a candle with 10,600 cakes.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 04:12 AM
a dark cloud
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/06/10 09:32 PM
Tiny Tim
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 02:04 AM
Tinkerbell
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 02:46 AM
The Lost Boys.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 03:22 AM
Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 03:37 AM
Stately Wayne Manor
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 03:41 AM
Stately Wayne Manor-Eater Lad
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 04:02 AM
Wayne State University
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 04:05 AM
Wayne Brady
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 04:06 AM
the Brady Bunch
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 05:12 AM
The Partridge Family
Posted By: Raging Bull Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 09:43 PM
The collective lost dignity of a couple of Legion Worlders.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/07/10 10:37 PM
(we had some to lose!????)
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 12:43 AM
spaghetti sauce
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 11:39 AM
Tom Brevoort's spine
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 12:50 PM
An entire set of Little Audrey comics.
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 02:20 PM
Little Annie Fanny
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 02:36 PM
Oh, Wicked Wanda
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 03:17 PM
The Avengers that were lost in Space/Time
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 03:20 PM
Lance\'s realm\'s son\'s missing toy
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 03:35 PM
Lassie!
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 03:54 PM
The bones of Lucy's prehistoric boyfriend, Johnny "The Brow" Klugman.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 04:02 PM
Wisteria Lane
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 04:36 PM
orange Tic-Tacs
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 04:44 PM
Hitler's Brain
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 04:46 PM
The severed leg of a vintage Dawn doll, complete with white plastic go-go boot
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 04:48 PM
The Library of Alexandria
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/08/10 04:50 PM
Alexander's Ragtime band!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 01:39 AM
Ragman
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 01:43 AM
the souls of the damned
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 01:48 AM
The Land That Time Forgot
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 01:56 AM
A complete run of MST3K on Beta tapes.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 01:59 AM
a Beta player
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 02:24 AM
a Beta Club membership
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 02:27 AM
The Beta Band
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 02:31 AM
Band Camp!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 03:01 AM
Camp Blood eek
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 03:07 AM
a trail of bread crumbs
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 03:18 AM
a machete
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 03:23 AM
The Mach 5
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 03:25 AM
the works of Machiavelli
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 04:11 AM
My boyfriend's missing pair of underwear!

(They've got some serious 'splainin' to do!)
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 04:13 AM
Betty White's muffin
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 09:51 PM
Maxwell the Magic Cat
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 10:56 PM
Toonces the Driving Cat
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 10:57 PM
Shade the Changing Cat
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 10:59 PM
Cheeks the Toy Wonder
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 11:05 PM
A chuckie doll
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 11:30 PM
Blarfengar Blarfengar, spelled Lee Smith.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/09/10 11:49 PM
Bumptious Q. Bangwhistle
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 12:33 AM
a Time Cube
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 12:36 AM
A time of the day when reruns of Friends are not playing.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 12:37 AM
a tv that constantly plays Brady Bunch reruns
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 12:53 AM
a radio that never plays "Piano Man" on any station.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 01:23 AM
A juke box full of 80's music
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 01:27 AM
a Time Life music collection
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 02:17 AM
Herman's Hermits
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 02:46 AM
Herman Munster
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 02:51 AM
Herman Brood and his Wild Romance
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 02:55 AM
The Kids from C.A.P.E.R.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 03:04 AM
The Drak Pack
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 06:44 AM
Muzak that doesn't suck
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 07:21 AM
A buffalo nickel!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 12:04 PM
A giant penny in a cave.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 02:01 PM
Joker serum
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 05:01 PM
The original master tapes to Steve Miller's "The Joker"
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 07:05 PM
The credibility Geraldo Rivera had before "Al Capone's Vault" live bellyflop in the mid-80s.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/10/10 07:47 PM
Al Capone's Vault
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/12/10 03:03 AM
Geraldos Mustache
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/12/10 03:11 AM
The guy that played Richie Cunnigham's older brother on "Happy Days".
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/12/10 05:41 AM
Puck's mohawk
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/12/10 12:09 PM
Mohawks\' puck
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/12/10 10:49 PM
The original Chris Partridge
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/12/10 10:56 PM
The brother Snap, Crackle and Pop don't like to talk about, Fizzle.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/12/10 11:06 PM
Godzilla!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/10 04:17 AM
after-dinner mints!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/10 04:21 AM
The Lazy Susan Dinner Theatre
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/10 04:25 AM
a black-eyed Susan

ChlorophyllKid
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/10 04:54 AM
The two Black-Eyed Peas whose names no one remembers.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/10 05:20 AM
several of the juicy bits from 1,001 Arabian Nights
Posted By: Kid Charlemagne Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/10 12:48 PM
Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/10 02:51 PM
Enron, Haliburton and the Forty Thousand Thieves
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 12:55 AM
Limp Bizkit
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 01:05 AM
Biscuits and gravy
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 01:21 AM
Chicken fried steak
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 01:23 AM
grits
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 01:38 AM
1970s Grit newspapers
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 01:45 AM
Sea Monkeys!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 02:29 AM
The Keebler factory
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 02:30 AM
the Keebler Elf
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 03:11 AM
Hostess cupcakes!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 03:16 AM
Vanna White
Posted By: Raging Bull Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 03:19 AM
Alan Moore's chin.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 03:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Raging Bull:
Alan Moore's chin.
now we're getting a little too far-fetched!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 03:25 AM
Fiddler's Green
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 03:15 PM
Fiddler's Blue, Pink and Orange, too.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 05:09 PM
Nero, The Black Fiddler.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/15/10 09:51 PM
A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 02:26 AM
Another pal of Pee-wee's, Pluggy.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 02:45 AM
Weird Al Yankovic's accordion collection
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 04:49 AM
Food Should Taste Good Tortilla Chips
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 05:24 AM
peanut butter crackers
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 01:13 PM
The New Universe
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 03:35 PM
The New Seekers
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 04:34 PM
job seekers
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 04:36 PM
Job
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/16/10 11:40 PM
Job Lot
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 01:41 AM
Bill Drummond
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 03:22 AM
lint.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 03:36 AM
Bounce® Fabric Softener Sheets
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 03:39 AM
a front loading dryer
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 03:49 AM
unstable molecules
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 10:12 PM
unstable stable boys
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 10:36 PM
unstable message board posters.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 11:09 PM
Recordings of toilet-humor spoofs of Suzanne Vega songs.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/17/10 11:32 PM
Loser Lad...so that's where he's been.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/18/10 02:53 PM
the fabled, magickal paradise city of... Detroit.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/18/10 08:13 PM
Toe nail clippings
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/19/10 01:16 AM
fungus on the toenail clippings Deddy found.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/19/10 01:23 AM
naked hippies.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/19/10 03:54 AM
Parts of hitchhikers.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/19/10 04:03 AM
Le Garage Hermétique de Lewis Carnelian
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/19/10 05:37 AM
The other white meat.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/19/10 05:50 AM
my dignity
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/20/10 07:34 PM
Change we can believe in (it was tossed aside on top of the missing Iraqi WMDs from the early 2000s).
Posted By: ActorLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/21/10 11:05 PM
Bob Dole
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/21/10 11:19 PM
pineapples!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 12:37 AM
anti-matter
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 12:40 AM
dark matter
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 12:40 AM
Matter.

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

wink
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 12:45 AM
Hm, I think I found out my true feeling for this thread is that I'm curiously waiting to see how it will end like the Kill this Thread thread.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 02:38 AM
Silver threads and golden needles
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 04:43 AM
The Truman Show
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 04:45 AM
Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 08:03 PM
half a set of wax lips
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/22/10 10:49 PM
A sanctuary for abused BattleBots.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/23/10 01:04 AM
A box of Jim Lee variant covers for Legion v6 #1.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/23/10 01:46 AM
A cache of Pink Bikini costumes
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/23/10 02:59 AM
Pigs on the wing.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 03:19 AM
fragments of my 2nd-Grade report card!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 03:21 AM
A cracked full length mirror
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 03:22 AM
Super-Elastic Bubble Plastic!!

BouncingBoya
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 03:28 AM
Rice Crispies!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 03:28 AM
A first-edition Moog.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 02:18 PM
enough C-4 to take out the entire extended Osmond family.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 05:08 PM
a binder clip
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 05:17 PM
a slurpee cup
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 05:18 PM
a miniature DeLorean!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 05:28 PM
AAA Batteries
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/24/10 06:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mattropolis:
AAA Batteries*
*batteries not included.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/25/10 12:10 AM
One discarded "Shakespeare".
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/25/10 03:48 AM
The Baltimore Orioles
Posted By: Caliente Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/25/10 08:30 AM
My left shoe!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/25/10 04:49 PM
Sheila Jordan's " Baltimore Oriole ."
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/26/10 02:20 AM
Every former Judas Priest drummer.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/26/10 02:24 AM
Every former Spinal Tap drummer (what's left of them).
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/10 03:33 AM
half a packet of Drum tobacco
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/10 03:45 AM
the wool BP meant to pull over our eyes.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/10 03:47 AM
holy sheepdip

CobaltKid
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/10 01:08 PM
The first rays of the new rising sun.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/10 08:07 PM
backsides and drums!
fritters and beans!
and caraway seed!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/31/10 01:38 AM
The plates and silverware from The Last Supper.
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/31/10 01:40 AM
Leftover Wine & Cheese from The Last Supper.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 04:42 AM
This thread after almost a week of inactivity!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 04:46 AM
31st Century Fox
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 04:58 PM
A Baskin-Robbins nametag
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 05:00 PM
the ghost of James Caan
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 05:02 PM
The Supremacy!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 05:07 PM
A Macy's nametag!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 05:45 PM
D.R. and Quinch.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 05:59 PM
Laser Eraser & Pressbutton.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 06:00 PM
Abelard Snazz, the Double-Decker Dome
Posted By: Zardi, the Eternal Man Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/06/10 06:53 PM
Officer Taylor's Brain.

Such a teeny-tiny little thing...
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/07/10 06:07 PM
Zardi's ego.
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/07/10 07:24 PM
A new reason for Zardi to exist on Legion World. "Big Bad" isn't a good look for him.

I think he should take Kent's suggestion seriously and open up a diner.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/10 01:14 AM
Mexican stoplight candy!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/10 01:54 AM
Tom's diner.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:19 AM
Solar-powered Nanites!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:21 AM
A solar-powered sun destroyer.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:27 AM
Yoko Ono
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:28 AM
bits of quail eggshells
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:31 AM
A herd of nelly-capped emus.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:34 AM
sea monkeys!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:37 AM
a teeny, tiny Jim Lee variant cover!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:40 AM
The Nautilus.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:47 AM
original pencils of Hostess cupcake ads
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:49 AM
scented candle wax!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/10 04:51 AM
The director's cut of "Heaven's Gate".
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 04:46 PM
a rope ladder
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 05:06 PM
A hanging tree
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 05:07 PM
soap on a rope
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 05:11 PM
Chiclets!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 05:13 PM
A recipe for the greatest beef Stroganoff ever.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 05:14 PM
a roll of duct tape
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 06:38 PM
Garrison Keillor
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 06:55 PM
a Swamp Mama Johnson CD
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 06:56 PM
Boise, Idaho.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 06:57 PM
potato sticks
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 06:58 PM
pick-up sticks
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 07:00 PM
Sixteen Nancy Drew books, all of which are missing pages 32-44.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 07:07 PM
Sanrio puffy stickers!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 07:38 PM
Larry and Louise Tate.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 07:39 PM
Tater Tots
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 07:41 PM
The cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

They seemed to be at a loss for words.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 07:47 PM
<span style="font-size: 19px;">Green Giant™ Lima beans</span>
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 11:24 PM
Baby Carrots
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/12/10 11:36 PM
a Veggie Tales action figure!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/13/10 12:46 PM
A carton of clove cigarettes.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/13/10 12:58 PM
Chopped Brocoli
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/13/10 01:04 PM
An apron that reads "Real Men Do Dishes".
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/13/10 01:07 PM
A copy of Real Men Don't Eat Quiche.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:35 AM
A real man eating quiche.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:35 AM
and a man-eating-quiche about to attack!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:36 AM
man-eating quiche repellant
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:43 AM
Crates of unsold ESPN Zone T-shirts.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:44 AM
a meat locker?
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:49 AM
Odin Quincannon
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:50 AM
eternal darkness
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:54 AM
Lake Superior
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:56 AM
a coal mine
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 03:57 AM
a canary
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 04:09 AM
The plot for the next LW roleplaying session.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 04:11 AM
a kaleidoscope
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 04:18 AM
Martin Sheen.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/14/10 04:51 AM
An oddly-glowing halberd.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 01:37 AM
college tape
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 01:39 AM
a statue of Ambrose Bierce
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 01:44 AM
The Pogues
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 01:46 AM
OOh! Piece of candy!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 01:46 AM
catnip! Catspaw
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 01:55 AM
The New Wanderers
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 02:01 AM
The old Wanderers
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 02:24 AM
Wanderers F.C. Rugby Club
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 02:48 AM
The Alliance of Artists Who've Covered the Dion Song "The Wanderer"
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 02:55 AM
He Who Wanders!
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 03:04 AM
block letters
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 12:09 PM
Vanna
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/10 10:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kent:
He Who Wanders!
I knew I should have turned left at Neptune. shrug
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 01:22 AM
Neptune
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 01:26 AM
A souvenir spoon from Neptune, New Jersey.
Posted By: Mattropolis Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 01:27 AM
Poseiden's trident
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 01:28 AM
Trident gum!
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 02:56 AM
Gummo Marx
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 03:02 AM
Das Kapital
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 03:24 AM
<blink>Red Hots™</blink>
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 03:33 AM
A case of Chunky raisin bars
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/10 04:02 AM
Vanilla bean ice cream with fresh berries.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/18/10 12:45 AM
Bongos
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/18/10 12:56 AM
Great Caesars Ghost!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/18/10 04:42 AM
Cesar Romero's autograph!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/19/10 01:14 AM
Cesar Romero's moustache, covered in Joker makeup.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/19/10 02:37 AM
Terrance and Philip.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/19/10 04:44 AM
Romanovsky & Phillips
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/19/10 06:02 AM
The Princes in the Tower.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/19/10 02:29 PM
A Tower Records store.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/27/10 01:51 AM
rubber bullets!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/27/10 02:01 AM
10cc
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/27/10 06:20 PM
valium!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/29/10 10:04 PM
Judge Dredd. Sorry, its the Stalone version.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/29/10 11:22 PM
Fish sticks.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/09/10 01:40 AM
OM's music collection
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/09/10 01:45 AM
a loosely organized band of people lacking in a culture of significant social stratification, who are all engaged in the task of controlling their food intake in order to all lose weight.

in other words, a diet tribe.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/09/10 01:46 AM
Teeds' master list of rejected puns
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/09/10 04:13 AM
fish dicks
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/10 03:22 AM
Countless crates of unsold Fish Police DVDs.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/10 04:05 AM
dookie
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/10 04:44 AM
nimrod
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/10 05:08 AM
american idiot
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/10 05:08 AM
American Idiot
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/10 05:09 AM
(JINX! laugh )
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/10 11:37 PM
a tattered paperback of Dostoyevsky's The Idiot.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 04:13 AM
A worn copy of Iggy Pop's The Idiot
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 04:18 AM
A books-on-tape copy of The Idiot's Guide To Body Care & Grooming
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 04:29 AM
Seven different versions of the Idiot Test
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 04:31 AM
A pocket guide to playing Idiot Ball. shudder
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 04:33 AM
A shredded, chocolate-stained copy of the Idiot Diet
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 04:33 AM
The script to Idiocracy. urk
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 04:34 AM
an idiot savant
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 05:20 PM
the secret to the question: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/10 11:39 PM
a rough draft for his forthcoming host segment at the 2011 Darwin Awards Show
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/10 01:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
a rough draft for his forthcoming host segment at the 2011 Darwin Awards Show
...written in its original Klingon.
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/10 03:24 AM
Worf
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/10 03:29 AM
half an Almond Florentine cookie!
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/10 03:35 AM
An unused Dust Devil.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/10 04:19 AM
an unused Devil Dog
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/10 05:44 AM
Evel Knievel
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/10 01:40 PM
Evil Ernie
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/13/10 01:49 AM
Evil Bert
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/13/10 01:58 AM
Evillo
Posted By: Outdoor Miner Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/13/10 02:04 AM
Eville Zola
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/13/10 02:11 AM
Zachary T. Zanzibar
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/04/10 05:04 AM
M. Night Shamalamadingding's talent.
Posted By: lil'rhino Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/04/10 06:49 AM
early draft of the script for The Sixth Sense.
"I see bread people."
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/04/10 08:12 AM
Bert's bottle cap collection!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/05/10 11:25 PM
Santa Claus: an unofficial biography by the Bergermeister
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/05/10 11:43 PM
joe Piscapo's career.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/06/10 04:25 AM
kale chips!
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/06/10 03:19 PM
Mongo, The 10th Reindeer.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/06/10 07:23 PM
cow patties
Posted By: Cobalt Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/06/10 07:31 PM
buffalo patties
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/06/10 07:40 PM
John McClane
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/07/10 04:01 AM
...and his "brother," Barton.

LightningLad LightningLord
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/08/10 05:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
...and his "brother," Barton.

LightningLad LightningLord
Hm? Are we both talking the "Die Hard" character? confused
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:10 AM
The car keys!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:18 AM
The plot for the last 4 seasons of "Lost".
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:23 AM
^EWWWWWWW!

The lyrics to "Louie, Louie"
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:24 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:25 AM
Are they dead?
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:26 AM
lol
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:27 AM
smile
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:28 AM
One trick pony.
Posted By: Fanfic Lady Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 03:30 AM
Just the one?
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 12:13 PM
A turtle.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/18/11 08:25 PM
That stupid pink bracelet Lucy Van Pelt lost.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/19/11 01:16 PM
Captain Hook's hand.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/19/11 08:21 PM
Change we can believe in.
Posted By: Exnihil Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/19/11 08:43 PM
That essence that was so divine.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/19/11 08:52 PM
Zoopman and his Lipton Giggle Noodle Soup.
Posted By: Time-Teller Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/19/11 08:59 PM
All that time you spent waiting in supermarket lines.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/19/11 09:26 PM
Buns of Steel!
Posted By: rickshaw1 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/19/11 10:03 PM
Crusty crusteacan's dancing and frollicking in a field of Alan Moore's beard hair, when suddenly, a monster appears. The crustaceans are at first wary, but then, over time, they become intrigued, and with that intrigue comes a sexual awakening that the juvenile female crustaceans cannot seem to control....

Oh god, now Alan Moore's got me doing horrible bad porn as well...
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 02:07 AM
(whatever turns you on, Ricky! wink )
Posted By: Lad With Glasses Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 02:25 AM
<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Grandma Jillian's recipe for Moscow Mules, written on the back of a 1946 advert for Firestone Tires</font f></span>
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 02:27 AM
The receipts from 2003's Christmas presents.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 02:55 AM
Laughing Cow cheese.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 02:59 AM
Jimmy Hoffa
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 04:26 AM
a Saint Christopher medal!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 04:46 AM
Riiii-cooo-laaaa!
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 06:00 AM
The caramilk secret
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/20/11 10:24 AM
Bed bugs!
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/22/11 01:18 PM
Ancient Chinese secret.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 01:30 AM
Chocolate covered frog legs.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 01:40 AM
A shrunk-down Durlan assassin!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 02:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Chief Lardy:
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
[b]...and his "brother," Barton.

LightningLad LightningLord
Hm? Are we both talking the "Die Hard" character? confused [/b]
Nope. Barton McClane was/is a real person.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 02:12 AM
A kingdom of tiny beard faeries ruled by King Barbesol and Queen Adamantia.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 02:14 AM
...Rip Van Winkle.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 02:38 AM
...a glass slipper that either Red Arrow or Outdoor Miner wore to the Prince's Ball last night!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 01:45 PM
Air Brakes!
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 02:18 PM
a buffalo nickel
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/23/11 05:31 PM
a wooden nickel. I didn't take it.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/24/11 12:48 AM
a Nickelback CD. I DEFINITELY didn't take it.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/24/11 02:39 AM
a tamandua.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/24/11 03:58 AM
Faraway Lad's footprint.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/24/11 05:05 AM
One of my pirate shirts.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/24/11 12:14 PM
An ancient transformer.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/24/11 08:33 PM
brunch
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/24/11 08:57 PM
Sunday on the phone with Monday.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/25/11 01:27 PM
The scripts for season two of "Jersey Shore".
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/26/11 03:01 AM
...a "Re-Elect Trafficant" bumper sticker!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/26/11 12:42 PM
Rancid tuna.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/26/11 07:16 PM
The secret policeman's other ball!
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/26/11 07:20 PM
A 1978 sales flyer from Zayre Discount Department Store.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/27/11 04:37 AM
Victor Mature!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/27/11 05:57 AM
Scrimshaw!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/27/11 12:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
Scrimshaw!
Note to Mr. Moore:

On behalf of all surviving marine mammals everywhere,
Kiss our grits!!! mad
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/29/11 08:56 PM
Now, now, fk. It may have been handed down from his seafaring ancestors and he just wanted to keep it in the family.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/29/11 09:41 PM
Nicolas Cage filming National Treasure 3.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/29/11 11:02 PM
Polly Holliday.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/29/11 11:57 PM
Dr. Dre, chin-checking.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/30/11 12:44 AM
A loose screw.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/30/11 01:38 AM
The next 10 covert Facebook privacy intrusions.
Posted By: rickshaw1 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/30/11 02:26 AM
what, common sense? No, wait, that ain't so.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/30/11 01:50 PM
This weeks copy of US magazine.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/05/11 07:28 PM
Linus's group of grapes that Lucy was eating.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/06/11 09:07 PM
Outdoor Miner!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/06/11 09:15 PM
An empty packet of Bisto™!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/06/11 09:17 PM
A rare grey feather.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/06/11 09:26 PM
My <blink><font face="courier"><span style="font-size: 24px;">12,999th</font f></span></blink> post!
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/06/11 09:42 PM
My round of applause for Cleome.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/06/11 10:12 PM
A cherry phosphate.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/07/11 10:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dev Em:
My round of applause for Cleome.
I second that! love
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/07/11 10:32 AM
My starched whites.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/07/11 01:07 PM
Beard curlers.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/08/11 01:53 PM
A pocket full of sunshine... Ohhhhh - Oh OH oh
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/08/11 03:48 PM
A pocket full of kryptonite.
Posted By: Pov Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/08/11 04:41 PM
Melinda Gibbie's panties... along with the rest of her wardrobe.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/08/11 10:25 PM
nosferatu!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/09/11 12:28 AM
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/09/11 12:55 AM
A wretched hive of scum and villainy
Posted By: SharkLad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/09/11 01:48 AM
a Chowder Fest 2011 t-shirt...
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/09/11 01:03 PM
A Morlock.
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/09/11 01:49 PM
An Eloi bone.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/09/11 06:08 PM
[Linked Image]
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/10/11 01:10 PM
Fossilized ground sloth dung.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/11/11 03:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by future king:
Fossilized ground sloth dung.
a.k.a. Maxwell House.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/11/11 12:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Quote
Originally posted by future king:
[b]Fossilized ground sloth dung.
a.k.a. Maxwell House. [/b]
You rock!
lol
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/11/11 12:23 PM
... my missing lucky die.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/12/11 08:01 PM
...Vril Dox'es ego.

(All the other stuff in the beard had to be moved out in advance to make room.)
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/13/11 12:55 PM
... the car keys I lost in 1985. (I thought I became intoxicated by way of conventional means but I see now that this was just part of the bigger plot)
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/13/11 03:25 PM
...sandwiches and cheetos.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/14/11 12:44 AM
... a cesar salad with croutons.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/14/11 12:50 AM
...Abin Quank's beard.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/14/11 01:07 PM
... Cleome's shoulder pads from the 80's. faint
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/16/11 08:40 PM
lol


...future king's Earth Shoes from the Seventies.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/17/11 07:33 AM
...My long lucious locks. Now sketchy can do my hair smile
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/17/11 10:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
lol


...future king's Earth Shoes from the Seventies.
...OMG, how did you kn ...... *sniffs the air in disbelief*
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/24/11 04:32 AM
...Lardy's empty Cheetos bag.
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/24/11 04:34 AM
Uncle Leopold's urn.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/24/11 04:54 AM
...the marbles I lost.
Posted By: .. Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/24/11 02:33 PM
...Atlantis!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/24/11 03:33 PM
... a Dodo bird egg.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/25/11 09:28 PM
...Charlie Sheen's credibility.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/28/11 11:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
...Charlie Sheen's credibility.
lol

... the real winners for this years Academy Awards.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/28/11 05:33 PM
A thread about the contents of Alan Moore\'s beard!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/28/11 08:38 PM
RECURSION: a fragrance by Calvin Klein.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/07/11 04:19 AM
Rics posting mojo...
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/07/11 04:45 AM
Slumber snot.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/07/11 09:40 AM
All the stank that you let out!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/11 11:16 AM
The second runner up from last season's "American Idol".
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/11 03:29 PM
<span style="font-size: 20px;"><font face="courier">bananadine!</span></font f>
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/11 04:49 PM
Pretty much every former American Idol contestant not named Carrie Underwood.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/11 05:09 PM
The keys to a DeLorean.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/11 12:57 AM
Gas for 99 cents a gallon.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/11 03:23 PM
A smilodon canine tooth.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/11 10:59 PM
The glass menagerie.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/10/11 01:25 AM
An Alien Queen.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/10/11 11:26 AM
One of the Jonas brothers.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/11 01:06 AM
Several fragments of Topps bubble gum, c1977.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/11/11 11:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
Several fragments of Topps bubble gum, c1977.
That's just grody to the max!!!


But I love it.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/13/11 07:18 PM
Crochet hooks.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/13/11 07:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by future king:
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
[b] Several fragments of Topps bubble gum, c1977.
That's just grody to the max!!!

But I love it. [/b]
You laugh now, future king, but if the "collectables" section of ebay is to be believed, people will buy any damn thing if you just list it correctly.

The proceeds from selling the contents of Alan Moore's beard could buy LW's polymer shields for the next decade, if we take care with writing the pitch and thinking up good starting prices.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/11 03:12 AM
The "old" cleome. You know ... the one that didn't have number 45 after her name! laugh
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/11 03:16 AM
Chex™ Party Mix
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/11 03:21 AM
Shoulder pads left over from the costume department for the 80's show "Dynasty".
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/11 03:24 AM
The matching dresses Joan Collins and Linda Evans wore in that catfight scene.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/11 03:28 AM
Two turtle doves.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/11 05:09 PM
The Sinister Ducks
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/15/11 10:58 PM
A Rabid Wolverine...the one from Marvel.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/11 02:39 AM
Real blackberries, as in the fruit.
Posted By: rickshaw1 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/11 03:39 AM
loss of reason.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/11 04:00 AM
croutons
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/11 03:20 PM
My long lost espadrilles.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/16/11 08:39 PM
a few surviving fragments of my ego

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">and a thimble to put them in</span></span>
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/18/11 09:53 AM
Pirate gold.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/11 01:52 AM
burrs
Posted By: Ram Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/11 02:19 AM
A bunch of empty Funny Face drink mix packets including Goofy Grape (2), Choo Choo Cherry (37) and Lefty Lemonade(4).
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/11 09:41 AM
An empty package of Tang drink mix.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/27/11 01:32 AM
My ego...
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/27/11 02:26 AM
Spiders and snakes.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/27/11 12:33 PM
A few elephants.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/27/11 08:27 PM
split ends
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/27/11 09:14 PM
Lice
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/28/11 02:53 AM
The cobb, not the corn.
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/28/11 07:14 PM
Bob Cobb
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/28/11 07:33 PM
Cobb salad
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/29/11 01:54 AM
A stamp collection.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/19/11 03:21 AM
glitter paint!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/19/11 11:54 AM
The latest Hotwheels playset.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/21/11 05:51 PM
The "One Percent," cowering in fear of the angry peasants.

tongue
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/22/11 11:01 AM
A 1990's cell phone.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/26/11 02:30 AM
Jo-Jos with ranch dressing. Didn't even know you could get those in the UK. Live and learn...

shrug
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/26/11 05:19 AM
An "Occupy Alan Moore's Beard" protest group.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/26/11 06:31 AM
A partridge in a pear tree.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/26/11 07:18 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Exnihil:
The sole surviving copy of "Watchmen II - Rorschach's Boogaloo"
Bad news. This one was removed from the beard by Hollywood studio execs, and is now in production!

shake
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 03:39 AM
A sixth Beatle.
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 04:16 AM
^^Stu Sutcliffe??
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 11:44 AM
One little Indian.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 03:47 PM
wooden nickels
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 04:27 PM
Six bunnies and their mother.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 04:28 PM
A Playboy Air Freshener!

urk
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 04:35 PM
Tickets to Sea World, San Diego
Posted By: Dave Hackett Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/11 05:18 PM
Frank Quitely took a look in Alan's beard and found his entire Bibliography (look closely).

http://www.comicbookresources.com/prev_img.php?disp=img&pid=1319644100
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/28/11 12:10 PM
A pygmy marmoset.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/28/11 05:54 PM
MLLASH's stamps!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/29/11 10:15 AM
This little piggy.
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 05:18 AM
My little black book...
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 05:24 AM
spinach souffle'
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 05:33 AM
A Jack in the Box Hamburger
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 05:35 AM
Chia Proty™
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 05:40 AM
A Chia Pet with full bloom.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 12:24 PM
Stale gnocchi
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 01:15 PM
a Mint of card vinyl caped Jawa.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 05:19 PM
half a stale Thin Mint
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 06:18 PM
A glass of dehydrated water.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 06:29 PM
The Sad Bells of Rhymney
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 06:38 PM
Elvis...alive and well, or at least as well as can be while living in a beard for 30+ years.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 08:44 PM
The Belle Stars (it's a sign of the times)
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 08:53 PM
The original 9 movie outline for the Star Wars saga.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 09:04 PM
half a bottle of Bombay Sapphire gin
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/12/11 11:34 PM
A Olympic sized swimming pool.
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/13/11 01:47 AM
Checkers
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/13/11 01:48 AM
Bruce the Shark (with apologies to Sharky._
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/13/11 01:36 PM
A copy of "Grooming Your Beard For Dummies".
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/14/11 10:26 PM
Jerry's Sylvers 8-track!
Posted By: future king Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/15/11 12:09 AM
This little piggy
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/27/12 05:58 PM
A Durlan giant monster penis!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/27/12 06:00 PM
Richard Lewis' self-esteem!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/27/12 06:01 PM
Larry David's social graces!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/27/12 06:03 PM
Lard Lad's sense of propriety!

poke
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/28/12 02:25 AM
The law that Bobby Fuller fought!
Posted By: He Who Wanders Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/28/12 02:32 AM
Bobby Fuller.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/28/12 05:21 AM
The mix tape of my '80s.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/29/12 08:29 AM
My old blankie!
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/29/12 04:30 PM
Waldo and Carmen Sandiego gettin' it on!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/29/12 05:06 PM
The last living dodo
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/12 01:25 AM
A Garth Ennis script that Fanfie would actually like.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/12 01:48 AM
The Holy Grail
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/12 01:51 AM
the man on the moon
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/30/12 02:44 AM
The shoe that was thrown at George Bush
Posted By: Rockhopper Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/07/12 05:18 AM
Mrs. Butterworth
Posted By: Raging Bull Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/07/12 09:27 PM
Abin Quank's fear of heights
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 12:08 AM
A Sky-Hook!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 12:13 AM
Pineapple-flavored Penafiel™!
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 12:14 AM
One dirty sock... Phew!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 12:22 AM
Marvin the Martian
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 01:40 AM
Marvin the Album.

(not that expect anyone to get the ref. frown )
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 04:04 AM
an itsy-bitsy spider
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 04:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Marvin the Album.

(not that expect anyone to get the ref. frown )
I own it !!
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 04:43 AM
the scripts to all the "Before Watchmen" spin-offs
Posted By: Kid Charlemagne Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 10:31 AM
A deposit of topaline.
Posted By: Blaze Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 03:25 PM
Bath salts
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 05:36 PM
old drawings from Pictionary games
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/08/12 06:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Jerry:
Quote
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
[b] Marvin the Album.

(not that expect anyone to get the ref. frown )
I own it !![/b]
me too! I saw them live once at a small music festival, too, in the mid-90s.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/12 03:45 PM
the key to your heart
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/12 08:49 PM
me knickers
Posted By: Abin Quank Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/12 09:40 PM
my car keys
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/12 09:42 PM
humping hippies
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/09/12 09:42 PM
humping hippos
Posted By: Dev-Em Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/03/12 01:08 AM
DC Comics old continuity.
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/03/12 01:11 AM
a forty of Colt 45
Posted By: Jerry Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/03/12 02:13 AM
the 47%.
Posted By: Kent Shakespeare Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/04/12 04:37 AM
Mittens' tax returns.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 10/27/12 06:29 PM
My abs.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/15/12 03:50 AM
Abacab (on cassette)
Posted By: Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 11/15/12 04:56 AM
All my old costumes!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/14 01:16 AM
Life-sized golden statues of all the dead Legionnaires!
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/04/14 01:25 AM
A furiously writing Grant Morrison.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 05/13/14 03:25 AM
The embezzled pork barrel funds
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/30/15 06:00 PM
Our politicians' class.
Posted By: Power Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/30/15 06:53 PM
Otherworld. Me and Merlyn and Roma are going to play chess.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 12:37 AM
The skeleton of a 1980s conservative party funded private investigator.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 01:00 AM
A year's supply of whey protein.
Posted By: Harbinger Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 01:16 AM
Gynaphobia
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 01:24 AM
Round-trip tickets around the world for two.

See you on Easter Island.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 02:12 AM
...the HQ of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 05:02 AM
... magical toothpaste that whitens your teeth instantly!
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 07:39 PM
Torquemada's hidey hole.
Posted By: Power Boy Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/31/15 09:04 PM
Originally Posted by thothkins
The skeleton of a 1980s conservative party funded private investigator.



Margaret Bloody Thatcher!!!!!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 02/01/15 01:47 AM
... Six alternate universe versions of myself
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/22/16 05:18 PM
...Ryan Lochte's career.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/22/16 05:55 PM
... and his endorsement deals
Posted By: rickshaw1 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/24/16 06:03 PM
Brylcreme. But a little dab will do'ya!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/24/16 07:24 PM
Kindness and politeness and a troll-free Internet
Posted By: Sarcasm Kid Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/24/16 08:04 PM
A butfore
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/24/16 11:54 PM
A pitchfork
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/25/16 07:49 PM
A wormhole.

(Not fallin' for it, btw, Sarky! tease )
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/25/16 08:35 PM
A giant purple rat
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/31/16 04:47 PM
Loads of people hiding from the out of control Mr G. Reaper of 2016.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 12/31/16 10:10 PM
An adorable enamel hat pin shaped like an ice cream truck.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/01/17 04:53 AM
All the socks that went missing from their pairs
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/01/17 07:36 AM
All the other socks that went in searching for their missing halfs.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/01/17 04:55 PM
All the ripped stockings that went missing along with the socks.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/02/17 09:54 PM
miniature, hand-carved balsa wood duck decoys
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/03/17 02:06 AM
A cute Italian twink
Posted By: Fat Cramer Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/03/17 05:57 AM
The answer to all my problems.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/03/17 02:20 PM
The question to all my answers.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/03/17 10:34 PM
A copy of The Complete Guide To Beard Macrame: Deluxe 1974 Edition
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/04/17 04:07 AM
A comprehensive list of all retcons ever
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/04/17 01:14 PM
A How to Apply a Fake Beard Kit.

Could it be?!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/04/17 04:12 PM
Starbucks planners for every year from 4 AD to 7516
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/04/17 05:41 PM
The Lost City of the Monkey God
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/05/17 02:50 AM
Santa Claus' diet pills
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 01/05/17 02:56 PM
The replacement three demons... Selfishness, Egotism and Hypersensitivity.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/08/17 11:22 PM
A small tin of Pina Colada flavored lip balm: circa 1982
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/09/17 09:51 AM
Hope, peace and love
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/09/17 12:51 PM
A secret North Korean missile testing site?! Oh Alan!
Placed there by Thatcher to frame our Alan?! Oh Maggie!
Brought up again because Grant Morrison has strapped a nuclear bunker to his chin in a feeble attempt at imitating our Alan?! Oh Grant!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/09/17 03:51 PM
The winds of change.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/17 12:09 AM
Bert's bottle cap collection
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/17 01:36 AM
The way to San Jose so Dionne will stop asking me.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/17 09:44 AM
The end of the rainbow.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/17 04:23 PM
The seam that reveals Alan's face to have been a mask hiding...
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/17 05:01 PM
WMDs
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/17 10:41 PM
Weekly Marvel Digests!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/10/17 11:33 PM
My shame
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/17 12:30 AM
Kale chips
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/17 12:51 AM
Cousin Itt
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/11/17 08:25 AM
The secret to weight loss
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/17 02:52 PM
An official Move And Be Free T-Shirt, (size flag , of course)
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/12/17 03:26 PM
A fully grown clone of myself
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/13/17 02:17 PM
The 22 Worst British Films Of All Time
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 01:21 AM
Fake news.
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 01:37 AM
Professor James Moriarty
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 06:04 AM
Blueberry tarts
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 02:10 PM
A pod of mouse-sized hipster food carts.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 02:38 PM
A collection of national flags
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 02:54 PM
A vintage Holly Hobbie oven mitt, never used.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 05:13 PM
Brainiac 5's forcefield belt
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/14/17 10:01 PM
Legion Lost... and now found!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/15/17 12:42 AM
A working flight ring
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/15/17 01:08 PM
Explaining why the weight of it doesn't break his neck!

... an unwanted neck brace
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/15/17 04:04 PM
Everything First Comics ever published, still in their never-opened mylar bags.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/15/17 04:22 PM
I'll open 'em, Alan! Especially the Whisper ones! (Did First win their suit against Marvel for glutting the market with crap to drown out competitors? Hard to tell considering how much crap they've churned out over the years)

ZZ Top, two of whom were padding out Alan's beard with their own!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/15/17 05:32 PM
A copy of every book ever published
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/15/17 07:31 PM
Reading glasses
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/15/17 10:25 PM
Amelia Earhart
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 12:07 AM
and her plane
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 12:27 AM
And her navigator
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 09:00 AM
and the entire search party that went after her
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 02:44 PM
Marzal, where Amelia Earhart ended up.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 05:10 PM
Tyroc's entire family and community, still inhabiting Marzal
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 06:31 PM
The Dominion who happened to be invading Marzal just as they were holding an anniversary party for Amelia Earhart and her navigator's arrival.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 06:45 PM
[snip]

Originally Posted by thoth lad
I'll open 'em, Alan! Especially the Whisper ones! (Did First win their suit against Marvel for glutting the market with crap to drown out competitors? Hard to tell considering how much crap they've churned out over the years)



Whisper had some good ideas, though it often fell victim to indifferent artists. Mars was ambitious and way ahead of its time stylistically. Which is probably why it got such a hostile reception.

Most of the others had at least some superficial ambition/coolness, but didn't really age well.

There were rumors that First was also done in by its owner's penchant for nose candy, alas.

Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 06:46 PM
Aaanyway, thread drift aside...


Some tiny wooden ice cream take-out paddles, and a couple of full-size kayak paddles, too.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/16/17 06:53 PM
A tray of eggs
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/17/17 09:08 PM
a collection of legs. No wonder the police were baffled!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/18/17 06:13 AM
Those chicken legs were tasty, though.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/18/17 02:36 PM
Pistachio shells (like Alan's beard, untouched by dyes)
Posted By: Pov Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/18/17 03:03 PM
SKETCH LAD'S glorious beard! They're "lock"ed in fierce, mortal combat! It's "shear" pandemonium!!! shocked
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/18/17 04:05 PM
Moby Dick of Space
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/18/17 05:16 PM
Arsenal's other arm
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/18/17 09:15 PM
the dead cat Harper left in that alley.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 07:16 AM
Harper's self-respect and unresolved issues that led him to be a lech
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 07:28 AM
The continuity fix Moore said he had that would sort everything.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 01:41 PM
A list of all the retcons DC and Marvel have ever done
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 02:53 PM
Aunt Gertrude's thimble collection
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 03:04 PM
A hundred marbles
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 03:21 PM
USS Cyclops, Training Flight 19, the Mary Celeste all last seen in the vicinity of a vacationing Alan Moore while in the Bermuda Triangle
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 07:20 PM
You don't hear as much about the Bermuda Triangle these days. That's because it too, mysteriously disappeared. Only to turn up in Northampton beard trimmings!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 08:31 PM
100 bottles of beer and a wall
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/19/17 09:31 PM
Spun sugar models of The Crown Jewels
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 03:50 PM
99 flavors of ice cream
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 04:23 PM
And the Ice Cream Parlour that serves them, containing an eternally youthful Neil Gaiman as the soda jerk.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 07:18 PM
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
99 flavors of ice cream


But oddly enough, only 1 red balloon.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 08:27 PM
And a four leaf clover
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 08:40 PM
Devlin's Irish accent.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 08:52 PM
And Jacques' French accent
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 09:04 PM
And the second Wildcat's speech pattern.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 09:07 PM
Shikari's Legion nicknames
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/20/17 10:37 PM
More beard. It's just beard all the way through to the back of his head. Shikari wants to let everyone know that she likes Bearded Legion a lot, and would love him to write a Legion story.
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/21/17 02:26 AM
Pandora's box
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/21/17 05:58 AM
the light of the world
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/21/17 02:00 PM
Remy Charlip's Thirteen love ColorKid
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/21/17 02:48 PM
Three unicorns and a chimera
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/21/17 03:50 PM
Grandma Moore's secret recipe for Bakewell Tarts, written out in longhand drool
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/21/17 07:51 PM
A person who speaks 247 languages fluently
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/22/17 02:58 PM
bus transfers
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/22/17 05:31 PM
an assortment of glow-in-the-dark dildos
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/22/17 07:44 PM
and glow-in-the-dark condoms
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/23/17 12:26 AM
The missing socks from my dryer
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/23/17 12:36 AM
My creative juices
Posted By: Pov Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/23/17 01:09 AM
... Eeeww. eek choke

Why are Ibby's "juices" in AM's beard..? faint I'm sure Melinda Gibbie is curious, also... mad
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/23/17 08:44 AM
Er... I guess Alan really likes drinking my special lychee/peach/blueberry/calamansi detox shake with ginseng and vanilla extract?
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/24/17 01:49 AM
Don't think me too forward for saying I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE YESTERDAY ZOMFG!!11

No WONDER that fershlugginer beard is always so soft, lustrous and fresh-smelling!
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/24/17 07:32 AM
The Lost Tribe of Topiatrists
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/24/17 12:18 PM
Originally Posted by cleome51
Don't think me too forward for saying I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE YESTERDAY ZOMFG!!11

No WONDER that fershlugginer beard is always so soft, lustrous and fresh-smelling!


Why look, I found Gates in Alan's beard! Hope you don't mind some cantankerous company, because I am sending some detox juice your way through him!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/24/17 02:44 PM
I'm so cantankerous soon he'll be known as Gates Of Sunnybrook Farm! Or Space Pollyanna!

[guzzles juice]

[smacks lips]

[wipes mouth off on a linen serviette found neatly folded in the beard]
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/24/17 07:35 PM
Do you want some refreshing tarts with that? (from Moore's beard, Ibby pulls out peaches, apples, mangoes, milk, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, eggs, vanilla and a fully equipped kitchen)
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/28/17 05:15 PM
A can-can chorus line. Out they come, and back in they go!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/28/17 07:04 PM
A barrel of monkeys
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/28/17 11:07 PM
The lost world of Catmonkeys and Gulldolphins
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/28/17 11:14 PM
Weed
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/28/17 11:27 PM
A trussed up Jimmy Olsen. That explains all those Bearded Olsen back up stories in the Action Comics of '77.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 07/28/17 11:29 PM
Videos that show exactly why Jimmy likes being trussed up
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/12/17 03:34 PM
This undeservedly unknown/forgotten beauty from 1994:

http://mapleshaderecords.com/cds/04932.php
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/13/17 09:05 AM
A map of the world in 2020
Posted By: Jfposey Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/13/17 01:33 PM
Dr. David Livingstone
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 08/13/17 09:43 PM
A cure for every disease in the world
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/18/20 11:26 PM
Aquaman's old beard! And the Preboot/Retroboot Star Boy's beard! And Niles Caulder's beard! And Steve Dayton's beard! And the beard Superman had when he exiled himself from Earth! And...

(Thanks for alluding to this thread in the current Kill This Thread game, Thoth.)
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/19/20 06:37 AM
A nice cup of coffee
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/20 10:20 AM
Conceptual Magic
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/20 10:44 AM
A nest of ducklings
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/20 04:57 PM
Moore's unfinished script for the 1963 oversized special.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/20 06:28 PM
Compromise
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/20 06:33 PM
Gray hairs
Posted By: rickshaw1 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/20/20 10:57 PM
Frosted lucky charms.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/21/20 07:09 AM
A map to a pirate's treasure
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/28/21 04:19 PM
Dave Edmunds AND Nick Lowe!!

Y'know I was just rewatching the "I Knew The Bride (When She Used To Rock 'N Roll)" video and thinking (not for the first time) that the song's subtext is that the bride is as stiff and unengaging as a hunk of old balsa wood. Meanwhile the dorky Eddie Deezen-ish groom is out there on the floor having the time of his life. He's clearly too good for her and in the end he'll realize that he lucked out when Princess Boredom ran away with the song's narrator.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/28/21 06:20 PM
**Cleome's TED talk makes me glad I grew up in a country that had no MTV until after I left. smile

Back on topic: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard -- the unpublished pages of the original ending to Armagedoon 2001, the ones which DC denies the existence of (they're not fooling me.)
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 06/28/21 08:30 PM
I found my missing sock.

All of them.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/09/21 06:41 PM
Jimmy Hoffa.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/09/21 08:42 PM
Three joints and a lighter
Posted By: Lard Lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/09/21 08:58 PM
Karen, asking to speak to your manager.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/09/21 10:45 PM
An adorable array of perfectly-scaled miniature frame drums!!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/09/21 11:05 PM
A set of weights
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/14/21 04:11 PM
The Shrine of Glycon!

Easily mistaken for a bowl of sweets.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/14/21 09:21 PM
... a nice tasty jar of peanut butter
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/15/21 06:11 AM
The real origin of Gold Lantern.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/15/21 07:18 AM
... the full set of comics detailing Gold Lantern's origin -- all 247 of them
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/15/21 01:45 PM
...Sodam Yat's misplaced bottle of Paxil [tm].
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/15/21 04:00 PM
... a letter from a DC Legal saying that "of course, all rights should revert to Al and Dave, and thanks for the hit."

... a newsletter saying that Earth 33 had been visited by interdimensional travellers once again. Earth 33 stands out as the one where DC adopted the ethics of some of their characters.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/15/21 07:03 PM
... A clean pair of underwear!
Posted By: stile86 Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/16/21 06:30 AM
... a long dead shaver/beard-trimmer that looks so forlorn having bravely attempted the impossible but now resigned to existence amongst the detritus.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Look what I found in Alan Moore's beard! - 09/16/21 10:08 AM
... all my missing socks
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