So are you gonna make good on this threat you made five years ago?
STU\'s Dastardly Threat

ease off. He's still got a month and a half yet.

It might take him that long to dig out the "Naked baby Stuey on Bearskin rug"...

I thought he'd be using the one taken at midnight on the moonless night when he dressed in his Iron Man costume.

There is no such thing as STU!

So you would have us believe STU.

Using your Cobalt Kid alt again, eh?

Every time says they don't believe in STU, a lurker dies!

We can only save poor, innocent lurkers by reaffirming our faith in STU.

I BELIEVE in STU!

Ever notice STU went away around the time I returned?

Food for thought...

In the immoral words of some politician or another:

Lardy, I knew STU and you're no STU.

Not only do I believe in Stu, I have looked deeply into his eyes and lived! (And he has lovely eyes) I testify that Stu IS real, and may lightning strike me dead if this is not so. In fact I predict that I will be with Stu again very soon.

So there non-believers......

I hope Scott doesn't see this post...

It's okay, Stu's sterile...

you know,..my digi-cam has never been the same since i took that pic of STU in Vegas 2 years ago.

Alright...time to 'fess up:

One night I got really, really, REALLY drunk...and then I got the munchies...

And then, I, uh, <span style="font-size: 7px;">mistook STU for a donut and ate him.</span>

I'm so, SO sorry.

If it makes anyone feel better, I had indigestion for, like, a year.

STU = Still Totally Undercover

Scott will be there too cuz that's the way we roll......

So am I, according to that $27,000 hysterectomy with complications.....

er...guess everyone's in denial, eh? Guess that means they won't be pressing charges!

*whew*

Listen, I've met STU several times and I can confirm he did not exist and still does not!

Having met STU four times in six different states, I can honestly reveal that STU is actually a transdimensional being that warps reality around him in such a way that the farthest-out Grant Morrison yarn seems rather mundane in comparison.

He definitely exists, but not in a way emperical science can measure and verify.

Exactly. I'd wager to say I didn't exist until STU realized I existed and only then did I have the faintest glimpses that STU was sentient and could achieve sentient expression.

<man, I think that sprockin' indigestion's coming back.....>

Here have an antSTU!

That's from STEW, his little brother. Too meaty was what used to be said about him, though I never knew that crowd to be against too much substance.

That's odd--he sure tasted like donuts.

STU = Still Totally Undigestable

Still Travelling Underground?

Some Time Utahn

babelfish would prove STU's existence... if they really existed themselves.

Watch out at the zebra crossing.

Did you get into STU's special reserve stock at SHAKES, Quiz?

Will STU notice if we just refill the bottles with coloured water?

He hasn't so far.

So I have about a month to bring about the complete destruction of the LW boards. Clock's ticking...

Abin, you know not the wrath yee have unleashed...

Not to worry, if STU starts getting out of hand I'll just turn Stoopid Cat loose on him.

Didn't we already do the destruction of all life on Legion World in 101 easy steps?

Aha! It was prophesizing the return of STU!

If he really existed, that is.

Good job on rigging up that "STU" account on short notice, Cobie.

Thanks! I take full credit for my pleading STU to rejoin us on Legion World After all, he was third ranking oldest poster present in San Diego. (Oldest meaning longest time posting).

Now we need to start the Judd Winnick campaign...

STU PUNCH!!! RAAAAAR!!

Ahhh... the Good Old Days, when STU was just a myth to scare the n00bs... )

STU = Atom Girl????????

An odd fact about STU is that he actually looks like the green Incredible Hulk!

Or is it Mario?

(Haven't you seen my new pic? Go check! )

Remember when he was just lurking?

I know I'm probably the only one to find this amusing, but I just so happen to be having stew for dinner right now.

[throws Pov off the train, into a bramble patch]

Go ahead, he won't mind.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Stu Rat:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Pov:
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<< and WHO'S yer Daddy?

With you in that wig and muu-muu, it was easy to make that mistake.

You're saying you're a mama and a daddy? So... you're a hermaphrodite?

Worked for Cartman's Mom.

HermAphrodite... the Greek god/goddess of gender confusion.

as opposed to general confusion.

That would be the Lord Halliburton, and his disciples Duhbya and Chainy.

Palin, I lap.


Yes! A Palin-Drome!

:groan: :rolleyes:

Re: vox! An Ex-nil, a Palin/Xena x-over!

Huh??

LOL!

Gnikrul eruoy wonk ew UTS.

Works in Khundish.

Fat Zatanna!

Scary fishnets!

(Talking heavy Zee, Not Nancy... )

Me too!

Don't cry for me, Legion World
The truth is I never left you
All through the two years
That I was lurking
I kept my promise
I came back; I posted.

Who knows what STU lurks within the hearts of humanoids?

Probably Dinty Moore Beef STU... that's a heart attack waiting to happen...

Could STU be lurking again? Perhaps he fears revelation of his role in the creation of the loathsome Jamm:



But who's Ron? L-Ron?

Noooooo!

STU! STU, how could you!?

Here? you STU Are

Fun thing to do if you're bored: pinch your nose and say "STUUUUUUUU, STUUUUUUU" over and over until you're bored again or your brain melts, whichever comes first.

I understand the justices of the Supreme Court do this quite often... whether as a meditation or merely to amuse each other remains a mystery.