quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates
Not just the womenfolk - I apparently cease to walk the fine line between sanity and insanity, go stark raving mad and go on a rampage!
Let's just hope its a possible future that turns out to have been a nightmare of Reep's brother, who lasped into a coma after hearing of his permanent departure.
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quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Arachne becomes LW Leader and we have a benevolent, peaceful existance...
Until it is discovered that Arachne was in reality the Spider from Google, a traitor in our midst all the time!
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates:
Giant Robotic Lesbian-- turns evil and starts killing folks Fat Cramer-- revealed never to have been female at all but an alt-ID of Lardlad Teeds-- ends up married to Povvins
HELL-ooooooooooooooooo!
Apparently I'm purchasing life-threatening boob jobs by the six-pack! Doesn't THAT seem a little tragic to you?
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After settling down, I am brought back to posting in order to fight the villainous Time Trapper, in an insane war of my parodies versus his humor threads. I win, natch, but history as we know it is changed forever.
Lightning Lad is revealed to be secretly Krypto. Saturn Girl becomes suspicious when he starts chewing the sofa.
KOKO wins his 16th straight term as Legion World leader. He promises free bananas to all Active posters.
Queer legion admits that he is really queer justice league.
Nightcrawler bans everyone who refuses to use at least three graemlins per post. A mass mutiny ensues, known as "The Graemlin Conspiracy."
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates:
HELL-ooooooooooooooooo!
Apparently I'm purchasing life-threatening boob jobs by the six-pack! Doesn't THAT seem a little tragic to you?
Sorry, Princess. I had noted you as part of the trend, and then neglected to put you on the list.
Eh... what's that? Oh, Lardy just told me to tell you that he considers your enhanced breast size anything but tragic.
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quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Lightning Lad is revealed to be secretly Krypto. Saturn Girl becomes suspicious when he starts chewing the sofa.
Not to mention humping her leg.
...and that was a bit of Time Trapper humor there my friends!
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The Legion of Super-Villainous Posters goes on to perpetrate the most dastardly deed conceivable: They turn the infamous LLance sleeping drag queen picture into a horror movie.
The American Film Institute promptly names this production the most ghastly filmed creation of all time. Millions are treated for severe esthetic injuries. The LMBP can't keep up with the damage.
Oh, and I nearly choke on a hairball!
From: Starhaven Consulate, City of Angels | Registered: Jul 2003
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If I and the LW boards are both around in five years, I'll post a picture of myself on the boards (if I haven't done so already by that point).
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(unless Stuey gets copies from his visit pics to me FIRST... Then I'll share him with L*World!
From: Up a Gumtree | Registered: Jul 2003
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Don't get too worked up, Pov. I'm not the marrying kind.
In fact, after Lash gets married, I'll ascend to the role of Chief Flirt. It'll be a challenge considering the population, but I am a debutante.
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My point was that you, Pov, are exactly the opposite of what Teeds wants: impoverished, unspoiled, and straight.
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