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Topic: LMB 5-Year Gap!
MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted August 31, 2003 12:54 PM
It's Sept. 1, 2008 at LEGION WORLD.... What might we find if we skip ahead 5 years? Lightning Lad and MLLASH are still the top 2 in post-count? Fat Cramer revealed as an alternate ID of Lardlad? Jinx killed in the cataclysm now referred to as 'Black Hairball'? Teeds and Povvins enjoying unholy matrimony? Sharklad addicted to smoking hallucinagenic mouse-feet? Which LMBers will live...? Marry...? Divorce...? Get fat? and *choke!* DIE ??!?! [ August 31, 2003, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted August 31, 2003 12:57 PM
Frankly, I was most shocked by Labradorian coming out in 2006 and joining that Wham! cover band. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Mattropolis
member
posted August 31, 2003 12:58 PM
quote: Originally posted by MLLASH: It's Sept. 1, 2008 at LEGION WORLD.... What might we find if we skip ahead 5 years? Lightning Lad and MLLASH are still the top 2 in post-count? Nah. Danny Blaine surpasses both of them in late 2003. Jinx killed in the cataclysm now referred to as 'Black Hairball'? Heh. -------------------- Touch the magic...
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Mattropolis
member
posted August 31, 2003 01:01 PM
Saturn Girl will still be a shameless hussy... -------------------- Touch the magic...
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted August 31, 2003 01:01 PM
And honestly, I was surprised that Ultra-Matthew let himself get fat and bald. Hair-plugs, man!!!! SPACE-hair-plugs! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Lightning Lad
Founder
posted August 31, 2003 01:04 PM
quote: Originally posted by MLLASH: It's Sept. 1, 2008 at LEGION WORLD.... What might we find if we skip ahead 5 years? Lightning Lad and MLLASH are still the top 2 in post-count? quote: Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Nah. Danny Blaine surpasses both of them in late 2003. But DB becomes possessed by the entity known only as the Quicker Picker Upper. A tender part of his anatomy is removed and he becomes Danielle Blaine. S/he then leaves the LMB in search of big spills that need cleaning up.
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Mattropolis
member
posted August 31, 2003 01:06 PM
But then, late in 2006, a duplicate Danny Blaine arrives with no memory of this Danille madness... He again resumes his position as the highest post count getter.... -------------------- Touch the magic...
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted August 31, 2003 01:08 PM
We'll still be bickering over TMK. I'll be THIN Cramer! We'll be welcoming member #547. We'll be celebrating KP & Lee's 5th anniversary, and a few other anniversaries. Some people will be posting through the bleary hours of 3 a.m. feedings and diaper changes. Everyone will have high-speed internet so LOTS of graphics. I still won't know what anyone is talking about when they discuss music & movies & TV. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted August 31, 2003 01:12 PM
Eryk Davis Ester left the LMB in 2005 following a bitter dispute with Giant Robotic Lesbian about butt-mullets. GRL smashed him to a pulp in retaliation and was banned from Legion World. Meanwhile, MLLASH's surprise marriage to a fellow LMBer takes the message board by storm! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Mattropolis
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posted August 31, 2003 01:12 PM
Notice I said "resumes the position" NOT "Assumes the position" Just to clarify... -------------------- Touch the magic...
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted August 31, 2003 01:17 PM
Greybird renounces his wing favoritism in 2004 and instead becomes a feline fetishist. His new favorite Legionnaire is now Catspaw. Super Lad Kid meets new member Ultra Lass Girl in 2007 and love blossoms... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted August 31, 2003 01:22 PM
Sanity or Madness? became Madness Only! in early 2005. The repurcussions of his rampage are still being felt to this day! He Who Wanders never was quite the same when he became He Who Settles Down in 2006. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Mattropolis
member
posted August 31, 2003 01:28 PM
The Legion Wrestling Matches become a thing of the past when Giant Robotic Lesbian tears off the head of a popular LMB poster... -------------------- Touch the magic...
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MLLASH
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posted August 31, 2003 01:33 PM
Poor Icefire! Really, we should have banned GRL then! If we had, Eryk might still be alive *choke!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Mattropolis
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posted August 31, 2003 01:38 PM
And of course... Who could forget the HookUP MLLASH poll 5th edition. Who knew that would lead to the wedding of the century? [ August 31, 2003, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Danny Blaine ] -------------------- Touch the magic...
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