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What do you get if you put Cosmic Boy and Bouncing Boy together?
Rokk and Roll!
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Q: Why did Blok break up with Mysa?
A: He thought she was taking him for granite.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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Q: Why didn't the Legion hire Visi-Lad as the HQ janitor?
A: They wanted someone who could work without supervision.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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My ten-year-old granddaughter is visiting this weekend. That's not a joke. It's an excuse.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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Long live the Legion!
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Q. Why was Lyle nervous around girls?
A. He felt like they could see right through him.
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Space Fatigue Survivor
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Q. Why wouldn't Brek date any of the guy substitutes?
A. He didn't want to be viewed as bi-polar.
Celebrating 10+ years of Legion Worldness
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Q. Why did Mxyzptlk V have such mediocre grades? A. They don't have A's in the Fifth Dimention.   
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Time Trapper
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Q: What book did Silver Age Garth co-write with Reboot Garth?
A: A Farewell to Arms.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Q: What time was it when Matter-Eater Lad lost his powers?
A: Tooth-hurty.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banyo-Fruit.
Banyo-Fruit who?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banyo-Fruit.
Banyo-Fruit who?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banyo-Fruit?
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Trap Timer
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lotus.
Lotus who?
Please lotus never hear that banyo-fruit joke again!
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Time Trapper
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Why did the Protean cross the road?
To fin out if the chicken what still in continuity.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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One fine day after they both joined the Legion, Tenzil Kem was complaining to Bouncing Boy. “Matter-Eater Lad?? Chuck, can you believe it, they called me Matter-Eater Lad?? What the heck kind of name is “Matter-Eater Lad?”
“Why, what name did you have in mind?” Chuck asked.
“Apoko-Lips!”
Craig C.
- Time travel stories are told in chronillogical order.
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Deputy
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What's a Sklarian Pirate's favourite letter?
R
(say it out loud it'll make sense hopefully)
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Q: How many past incarnations of Doctor Mayavale does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: You will learn the answer to that most important query very shortly! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!
(Note - to tell the joke correctly, continue laughing for a full hour.)
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Wanderer
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Q. How many Ultra Boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Five.
One to hold the bulb and four to turn the table.
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Q. What did Mon-El say to Gym'll after losing the pencil fight with Ultra Boy?
A. Get the lead out!
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Time Trapper
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A wise man washes his hands after peeing.
An even wiser man doesn't pee on his own hands.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Space Fatigue Survivor
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Q. What is Mano's favorite national park?
A. The Gr-hand Canyon.
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