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What happened?!? The time effects have vanished...

GREEN ENERGY HANDS CATCH PAGAN LASS, STOOPID CAT AND SPACE TART AS THE TIME CUBES THEY WERE IMPRISONED IN VANISH.

Pagan... I'm sorry...

Go help Abin, Cobie, you and the blue tart over there used to be an item, dincha?

I'll haul Slim's butt out from under that wall... Maybe that tin version of LardLad can help me...

<communicates with Slim remotely>

Still want me "out of your head", human?

<flying next to Abin, grabs Spacey>

Spacey, I'm so sorry you got caught up in this.

They're out of it Abin, but they're not hurt. Something else else's wrong though. My spiritual 'senses' are going crazy. The danger definately has not passed...

<holds Space Tart in arms, magnetically creating shield for protection>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">I'm Not HUMAN... Not Anymore... And YES I want you OUT OF MY HEAD!!!</span>

But... We can work together if ya stay out 'o my head...

Fine!

<teleports beneath rubble where Slim is>

I can get you out of here, Slim! And I can set this vessel for self-destruct--it has a nuclear core--and cover your tracks, hopefully taking out Cobalt and the others in the process! What do you say?

Mmmm...by all means Cobie, grab me more firmly.

Don't let Crujectra get jealous though!

*tee hee*

pop

<looks around at rubble and dust>

C-Cobalt? You around?

<falls to his knees, fighting zombification virus with all his power>

<holding Spacey, bleeding from earlier battle with Frio, bruised by Slim>

A little busy here Lardy...

<rubble falling down on Abin and Cobalt>

Hang on Spacey...no, now isn't the time for...did you just pinch me?

<lays hand on Lardy>

Lardy, jeez, look out! Some of Slim's men are still around...

<magnetically blasts them back>

My Whee Fem! Behind you!

<healing power on Lardy>

That should help...did you say you were bitten by a zombie? I don't even want to know what's happening on the rest of Legion World.

<keeps healing>

That should do it...

...Now--where is Everyday Girl? And where did Slim go?

<moves along rubble>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Yeah, that'll work... I just need a moment to gather myself together...</span>


<Slim stands, shaking the rubble off of himself, and extends his arms. Circuitry rips itself out of the walls and returns to his body. For the first time everyone in the bar gets a full view of his exposed face and upper body. He is a CYBORG, the left half of his body is entirely robotic...>

You've won this round Cobalt... Or have you???

BWAHA-HA-HAH-HA

What in the name of the nine hells...?

Slim, what have you done to yourself?

<puts up magnetic shield between Lardy, Spacey, Abin, Pagan and the rest and Slim>

And I don't like the sound of this. He's got something else up his sleeve! Everyone get ready to move!

<the robot rises to full view>

Here, Slim...you will find safety through this portal , through which only you can go.

<looks at Cobalt and others>

I've sealed this bar off with a force shield! The rest of you will be atomized as I detonate my atomic core in 15...14...13...

The robot? Des...I...I'm too weak to teleport us!

12...11...10...

Its up to Everyday Girl, Lardy. You have to trust her. She'll get us out of here. I know it.

<looks on strait ahead, completely full of trust>

<grins>

Rex Veridian. Well met indeed. Welcome to Legion World--thanks for the assist.

<ignores counting down of certain doom>

No, I don't think so! You can't just disappear when you're the host of the party. Where are your manners? Things like that simply aren't done is gentele society. If we must get blown to bits I insist that you share the experience with us.

Once again Rex weaves the green mist together. This time it forms a barrier across the portal, preventing Slim's escape.

9...8...7

The pleasure is all mine Cobalt though I must admit that you are even more spectacular than I had understood. Quite enthralling. Alas, it's my understanding that you have yet to fully embrace the Spartan ideal you profess to emulate. Perhaps some day...


6...5...4...

I appreciate the compliment! I'm thinking that the minute we all miraculously escape this predicament, we somehow regroup with the rest of the LMB and figure out just what's going on around here.

Of course that gives Everyday Girl about three seconds...

...3...2...

Hmmm...the robot's timer must be off a bit. That's what happens when you use cheap labor to build nefarious devices. They always forget to calibrate something or other. Maybe his battery is wearing down and needs a recharge?


1...0...+1

OHMYGOD! Can't a girl like powder her nose during one of these adventures?

And anyway Mr Greengenes I like need you to like drop your Barrier Thingie so I can...

<The Barrier Preventing Access to the portal Vanishes>

<click - click> <span style="font-size: 30px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>

<The first four bullets drive the robot through the portal it created and the fifth activates it's defective timer mechanism.>

Feel free to follow him Slim... But I don't think he's gonna be there very long...

Nice BLAMing. Most impressive. Reminds me of my great aunt Esmeralda. She could blast the chest hair off her latest beau and not leave a single mark on his skin. But that's a story for another day...

Nice work Brit!

<pats EDG on the behind, but quickly moves it to her shoulders before Abin can give Cobalt a dirty look>

I think its time to get the hell out of here and regroup. This place is still dangerous and there's no telling what Slim can do.

<looks across room>

Is Slim still here? Or did he dissapear with the defunct Lard Lad robot?

We need medics for the injured. Pagan, Stoopid Cat, My Whee Fem, Spacey, Lardy. They don't look so good. <still holding Space Tart>

We need to find out who and where that robot was and went. But first--where is Slim? Is he still here?

Ohmygod! Mr Cobalt, if you like slip and like touch my cute and pert derrière again I might slip and <click -click>...

[cute smile]And WE like wouldn't want THAT to happen, like would WE??[/cute smile]

Slim slipped out into the streets...

Yo Cobester, first off Miss Blam-Blam wasn't alone here... I kicked some Major Super-Villain Ass keeping your six clean.

Second, I don't need no stinking Medical Help...

And Third, If you want to know who or what Tin LardLad was; Why dont you ask the real thing? He's standing there next to you with that big old "I'm Screwed Now" look of his hanging all over his face...

My, I think he was blasted through the portal by Brittney? And be sure you're checked out by the medics. But jeez girl, I saw--you'll be getting a fat bonus for that!

<hands Space Tart to Medic>

Get some rest Spacey...

I think its time we made our way into the streets after Slim, and then find a place for all active LMBers on Legion World to meet up! I guess this is going to be Cali's show now, so we'll follow her lead...