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*meow*
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 What a pretty pussy! May I stroke your nethers, little kitty?
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*meow*
<rubs up against leg of Kid Magnetic>
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I love kitty witty bitties!!! Kneels and rubs Jinx's belly, stroking him sweetly. *tee hee*
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*puuuurrrr*
<begins to lick hand of Kid Magnetic>
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Oh, Jinx, if only I could find a male human sentient as wonderful as you. *dreamy sigh* My, you really seem to like it when I stroke your nethers.
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<leg begins to thump rhythmically in response to Kid Magnetic's stroking>
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Bold Flavors
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Mating habits of Alt Id felines are so strange. 
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That's so cute! I wonder if cats like sweet cherry pie.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Mating habits of Alt Id felines are so strange. <silent cat laughter>
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Originally posted by Kid Magnetic: That's so cute! I wonder if cats like sweet cherry pie. *mreow*?
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I'd invite you to sit on my lap, Jinxie, but I'm wearing Braalian today and you might not like it as much as my usual attire. Golly! I wonder what Eryk would say if he found me stroking his pussy's nethers.
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And I thought I was crossing the line in that other thread...
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Jinx is the alt-ID pussy(cat) of another poster, rokk! *tee hee*
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I'm confused. Does that mean you are stroking yourself?
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Sorry, *your* pussy alt-ID is Catspajamas... so you are stroking someone else.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Originally posted by Kid Magnetic:
*tee hee* Jillikers, KM! Why are you laughing at him? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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The Present is Past
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Egads! Miss T is like a big, beautiful ball of catnip it would seem.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm not the only poster to have Alt-IDs. I probably have the most but LOTS of posters have other IDs. Jinx, the pussy(cat), belongs to a separate poster from me. And when I say that I'm stroking his pussy's nethers, I'm really saying that I'm petting the underbelly of his cat. It just reads better the other way. Lordy, you're gonna be so surprised by some of the stuff you'll read. Such as: Would you like to try my sweet cherry pie, rokk? I hope you brought a big spoon and a hearty appetite! Or I'm a legendary corksoaker and I'd love to soak your cork, right now! Or I heard you have a Super Moby Dick... of Space! Or would you like to pet my cooter* [*cooter is a southern colloquialism for a river turtle] I'm sure there's plenty more, too!
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*Gasp*! I'm sure Rokk Steady is shocked by the crazy innuendo and flirting on this board! 
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Well if he wasn't before... Eryk would you like me to stroke your nethers? Jinx seemed to enjoy it. While I'm doing that, I'll tell you all about my favorite hobby of soaking cork, especially the Super Moby Dicks... of Space!!! *tee hee*
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Oh, yes, EDE, I am shocked, just shocked, by this kind of behavior! You know me so well!
My delicate sensibilities are rokk'd by Kid Magenta's filthy, disgusting fingers, typing all this "cherry dick soaker of cooterville" nonsense.
I'm not sure I can allow myself to come back here...
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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... b/c that is my *real* i.d., and I should post here with my alt id instead...
now lay it on me, "unknown" holder of many alt ids... do your dirtiest... trust me, i can take it
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Originally posted by rokk steady:
"cherry dick soaker of cooterville" Struggles to catch breath... Ummm I don't know if I can top that! Just relax and let me confirm if you are really magically delicious. *tee hee*
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Kid Magnetic: <strong> Ummm I don't know if I can top that! Just relax and let me confirm if you are really magically delicious. *tee hee* 
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