Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Viviane!!! I Challenge YOU!

Wait. Now i have polished her bodywork, she has promised to polish my helmet

um, Kitty .... the mud-wrestling pit is for you and Vivianne to settle your differences. I've already sent out the flyers. You don't want to disappoint your fans, do you?

(Snatches open Semi's shirt and draws his attention to the "T." brand that he was unaware existed on his lower right back, just above his buttocks.)

You are man-cattle, Semi. Rugged, sophisticated, erudite man-cattle. I wrestled with Space Tart and it taught me to settle my differences with my mind. That is why Viv and I are dividing the men of LW to service our wonts and needs. Now, retract your flyers or I will have you appear before me naked for a week. *tee hee*

Gee whiz, thanks for the compliments, Fluffy. That's not a T, that's just the impression left from my SHAKES silver thong. And about the flyers, I can't retract them - the word is out. LW is expecting to see you get "down and dirty" -- literally. (I'm kinda looking forward to it as well.) I've even had SHAKES' supplier make up special string wrasslin' bikinis for you and Vivianne. It'll be better than Tonya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan, better than Alexis vs. Krystal inDynasty, why it'll be even better than Haley Mills vs. Haley Mills in the Parent Trap. We can make a bundle on the holo-vid rights.

I must confer with Viviane about a powerful spell which will put these man-cattle in their place. They are as stubbornly defiant as they are visually pleasing.

(Scratches a "T." onto Semi's exposed hip. "MINE!" Aways into the tesseract.)

<Applies "Kitty Scratch Remover" to allergic welt on hip. Instantly it disappears.> Are ladies always like this?

Stubborn man-cattle.

(Grabs Semi and kisses him passionately. I'm not going to stop until you like it and then I may not do it again. *tee hee*)

No fair!

<Semi and Catspajamas lose their footing and fall headfirst into the Mud Wrasslin' Pit.> That's one mighty powerful kiss, you've got there, Muffy.

I am here to set my men free, as lovely as the all are and as fun as this game is, I feel like I am keeping them as if they where slaves. Now remove those cowbells boys and run free.

Noble sentiment, Viviane. <wipes mud from eyes.

Well I'm keeping mine!

I might add a few more too. *tee hee*

Catspajamas, you're pretty muddy. You better lick yourself off.

Don't give her a reason to do that, you know how hairy her back is, she'll start coughing up hairballs.

Rowrrrr! You certain you're not just a little bit feline too?

I purr with the best of them, babe.

So wait, I'm free? Now what do I do?!?

So, Viv, does this mean I can't follow you around and do your bidding anymore?!?

Apparently.

NooooOOOooOOoo!!!

Why don't you try relating to her as an equal. Just a suggestion...

I've tried. Doesn't work.

Equal doesn't mean at all times. Sometimes she's in charge, sometimes you are. As they say, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. In other words, she spanks you, you spank her.

I do like a good spanking every now and again...

Herdmember #6 - you should practice the same docile reverence that Viv's man-cattle shows.

I've been too lax in training you, apparently. Disrobe and entertain me, man-cattle.

You wouldn't be refering to me in that demeaning and sexist fashion, would you? Missy, if you are, I may have to turn you over my knee and spank you.