Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Cobalt's Office of Security: MYSTIC CRIMES DIVISION

Oh, Pizzazz!

I'm glad your here, I'm detecting a small disturbance in an uncharted sector.

I think we need to send someone to check it out.

Yeah, but it won't be one of us, I have someone in mind who I can send to be my eyes and ears.

You still went BB on us

Anyway, this obscures the important question - what colour should this place be painted!?

asparagus?

I was thinking more a sort of mauve...

Hmmm...I wonder..

I think it'd look good in...ummm...yellow?

NO!!!

Black, a nice big glass building with dark tinted windows!

Yes!!!

ahhh viv, i missed you. i will join just as a favor. good times.

and CB, so i CAN spit in your face there's only a fine!

oh and it should be painted black, like the mystic crimes division's cold dead hearts!!!

....besides i look good in black.

Tope is very soothing. Black costs $0.87 more a gallon and you might be weary of budget limiations.

I have more money in my little toe than all the Security Offices combined!

But, still, you better pay for my black paint, even if it means draining your retirement fund!

Retirement fund? Who said anything about that? Security Officers are expected to die in the line of duty or profit off confiscated money/drugs.

Eh...I kid, I kid...Space Ranger would have had a laugh out of that...

What? No retirement fund?

Good thing I was re-appropriating all the Mystic Crimes budget to the "coffee fund" while there were all those staff vacancies.

Hey I know what colour we should paint the building.

Breaks into song.

"Up above the streets and houses
Rainbow climbing high
Everyone can see it smiling over the sky
Paint the whole world with a rainbow"


(ten points to anyone who can guess where that song comes from)

Bet you don't know the other three verses/two choruses Far

Too true. It took me long enough to find the words to the first verse. I got the first two lines and the last but could not remember the third.

So it's settled, then. The building will be painted in rainbow colors.

[starts painting]

black it is!

black beats rainbow kent. try painting over black with rainbow. 3 coats at least. where as with black it only takes one THICK coat.

and ive already hired painters to do the work for us.....in speedos.

(unless you'd like a job )

Fine. Be that way.

aw don't be mad, we can paint you rainbow if you want. how's that for a compromise?

sounds good right...

Hmmm..looks lilke a serious (yeah right) opportunity to set up a comittee to study the color scheme most suitable to a new Security Office.

Budget, staff, offices, transportation, security, comm systems and office supplies ought to just about take care of that little budget surplus problem Cobie's been having since Kent and Miner started working here.

Once we work out this little glitch we'll see if there's still enough left in the Security budget to actually build the place.

That is if we get the proper paperwork on time from the Department of Redundancy Department.

Misfits!

I'm back and I'm afraid, with my returning to my position fulltime, there just isn't going to be any room left for you.

Now, don't get angry with me, nobody likes to get terminated, but that's just too bad.

(unsheaths a dagger and thrusts it into Pizzazz)

And green is such a pretty color.

(Viviane focuses her Sight and mystically shuts off Stormer's mind)

Sorry, blue, but you were in my way.