Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Nubile Virgin Alone in the Woods

Here she sits, this nubile, breasted virgin dressed in scarlet. She has wandered off the beaten path and sits the wild, primal forest. Innocent, naieve prey for any nearby wolves. *tee hee*

<LWs biggest wolf throws his metaphorical sheeps clothing on...>

Hm, excuse me, I noticed you there while I was flying on patrol. It's dangerous here alone...is there anything I can do to make sure you're alright?

<psst, Cobie... I think she's trying to pick up Furball...>

(Easily deceived by the sheep's clothing...)

Well I have this pic-a-nic basket full of food that I was taking to my Grandmother's house. She was going to help me plan how to set a trap for that horrible philanderer, Cobalt Kid.

He stole my virtue and broke my heart, don't you know.

You're very welcome to join me for lunch. I promise to serve you a big juicy slice of my sweet cherry pie for dessert!

Virtue is over rated if you ask me

I'll join you for some lunch. I see you've spread out a nice blanket, and it looks comfortable. You don't mind if I get comfortable do you?

Of course not, these are your woods after all Mr. Sheepy Poo!

Make yourself comfortable while I lay out my bountiful spread for you to enjoy.

I hope you brought a big spoon to the dinner party. *tee hee*

<puts arms around Miss T and pulls her close>

How about we work up an appetite first?

*Swoons*

Oh, my

(Kisses the sheepish wolf.)

Your charming swagger and dominant sexuality is my absolute kryptonite, handsome stranger!

(More kissing and some frisky petting.)

I haven't been this head over heels for a lovable rogue since...

SINCE THAT FOUL COBALTUS STAINED MY VIRTUE!

(Eyes the stranger suspiciously.)

But you'd never do that would you, Sheep-Wolfie Poo?

Yes, I would.

Now come here, and let me show you that virtue is nothing compared to pure pleasure...

<lays her on the blanket in his arms>

*whisper* you might have to dig your nails into my back, because things are about to get hotter than you might be used to...

I am perplexed - is that damsel in distress, or is this an incident of advanced human interaction? I know Mr. Cobalt to be an honorable man, yet Miss T. is emitting high pitched sounds followed by low barely audible ones. Nevertheless, she is almost droid-like in her perfection, and I doubt an advantage could be taken without her consent.

I shall remove myself from these woods.

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(In her best Madeline Kahn from Young Frankenstein voice...)

*singing* Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! *singing*

Don't get too tired. That's only round one

Moments become hours become days. Seasons change. The planet completes its revolution around the system's star, until finally...

Oh. My. Deity of choice!

Handsome stranger that was incredibly delicious *coo of male ego stroking*

(Just then, Miss T. sees through the stranger's sheepish appearance, recognizing the wolf underneath.)

COBALT KID? Does this mean this you've dumped that hussy, Space Tart, and want to devote yourself to me and a life of monogamy? *chirp of "that's what it'd better mean, bucko!*

Well Miss T, you see--

<suddenly, they're interupted by Cobalt's emergency security cell phone>

What the-? That must be Matlock.

What's that Matlock? A missing child? Lucifer Lass? Legion World is in danger? I guess I'll be right over!

<kisses Miss T on the cheek>

That was amazing Missy, and you're an amazing girl. But the job of a security chief is never done...

<flies off>

<returns real quick and drops a rose onto her from the sky, with a grin>

(Picking the petals from the rose.)

I love him. I love him not. I love him. I love him not. I love him. I'll see him rot!

Here I come, Granny. We've got some plottin' to do!

<POPS IN>
Hey have you seen Abin? I may have a job for him...tell him to contact me at the Holo Plex. ThANKS! Oh and Hrun too. Nice place.
<pops out>

I couldn't read any of this without hearing badly-recorded wah-wah guitar music in the background.

OM, does that mean the voices in your head are serenading you?

No.

The voices in my head sound more like the Starland Vocal Band.

I'm sure that's nice.

If you like that sort of thing.

I don't, really.

But they wouldn't be proper Voices In My Head if I liked it.

That sounds implausible so it must be true!

(Points to a giant mushroom.)

Miner, is that your hookah atop the giant mushroom?

That should be the Unwriiten Code of Legion World.


I don't have to pay for......oh, right. No, that's not mine.

Too bad. Today this thread was very Little Red Riding Hood-esque and tonight, with you as my visitor, it seemed inclined to an Alice in Wonder vibe.

By the way, your hooker is standing over there. (Points.)