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1) No hangover the next day
2) No risk of STDs
3) It's free
4) No worries about getting injured in the mad Christmas shopping frenzy
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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I live in a College Town. It's Thanksgiving Break. What's the point of going out?
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I was at a kegger earlier with Ashe, Brock and Cliff and they got all drunk and stuff and decided they'd rather play football with their friends!
What IS it with boyz and their stupid "shirts and skins" and tackling each other and crap?
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Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
I was at a kegger earlier with Ashe, Brock and Cliff and they got all drunk and stuff and decided they'd rather play football with their friends!
What IS it with boyz and their stupid "shirts and skins" and tackling each other and crap? Barbara Kruger said it best with "You Construct Intricate Rituals That Allow You To Touch The Skin Of Other Men" QL
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Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
What IS it with boyz and their stupid "shirts and skins" and tackling each other and crap? I can explain that to you but I don't really think you want to know the answer, sweetheart! Best to just leave it alone. Think of it as one of the many mysteries of the multiverse! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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You don't get hit on by ugly guys!!!
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At least not face to face! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
2) No risk of STDs
High risk of STUs.
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Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
I was at a kegger earlier with Ashe, Brock and Cliff and they got all drunk and stuff and decided they'd rather play football with their friends!
What IS it with boyz and their stupid "shirts and skins" and tackling each other and crap? Especially Cliff! Why is it that every time he has a few beers, he insists on trying to take his shirt off and tackle me? It's baffling! 
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See Umber, recently you and your friends have gone through changes.
You might have noticed your friends' voices growing deeper or their tight boyish bodies getting hairier than before. Maybe they have a pimple or 2 on their otherwise flawless handsome faces.
These changes are known as PUBERTY ("pee-yuu! Burt Ward") and causee boys to do crazy things like stay in the bathroom for hours on end and take off their shirts and roughhouse and whatnot.
Don't worry, they'll grow out of it by, about age 38 or so....
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5) Because the weather outside is frightful, but in here it's so delightful
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In where?
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well i never really go out on a Friday night !!! i can't and work on a Saturday [ it's just too busy, and i need to be alert .... ] and of course i'd miss out posting here ..... Matthew.
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Manchester's loss is our gain! 
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by STU: <strong> Manchester's loss is our gain!  !!! how's the election going ??? Matthew.
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It's been fun! 
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So, remind me again why this is better than going out?
If I didn't have to be up at 6:15 in the morning, I would SO be out getting wasted tonight!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Ah, but if you were out tonight, you couldn't look at the Giffen smut I sent to your yahoo account... <hint, hint> 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Oh the giffen smut. I have that on a CD in one of those spindles o'mine.
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It isn't against the law in Utah. Yet.
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Gffen smut? YAY! Thanks, Povvins! I'm on my way there...
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Because with people like LASH and Abin Quank to keep me entertained, who needs Seinfeld?
The second thing is: After a busy round of volunteer work on a Friday, one is just too tuckered out to go partying...
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Great Kaiser's Bun! I just got in from this li'l cocktail party thingie! But I think I'll be hittin' the proverbial hay pretty quickly...
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