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31) Brainiac 5 is revealed to be a Skrull! Oh, wrong company, I mean a Manhunter robot! Wait, that's last week. A Sinestro Corps infiltrator, whose been using his ring all this time to make yellow force fields (and the occasional yellow robot named Computo or yellow monster named Omega), and pretending to be a Coluan!

32)Night Girl is revealed to actually be Donna Troy.

33) Gates quit the Communist Party and is now a Republican. He supports the war on Khundia because the President of the UP told everyone that the Khunds were developing Giant Cans of Raid.

34. Because dead doesn't mean dead, the deceased, orange Monstress is revealed to have been a Durlan imposter. Green Monstress got lost in the clothing store we last saw her at nine years ago and has just now found her way out.

35. Fearing Garth was devalued not by the 'Jarth' incident but by restoring his arm, DC editorial mandate mechanical right arms for everyone. Gates receives a clamp.

36. Andromeda turns out all along to have been a robot invented by Brainy.

37. Turns out WILDFIRE is inhabiting Red Tornado's body or some such dumb bulldookie (oh wait, that's been done...)

38. Kinetix is no longer flaky.

39.) Laurel Kent is revealed to be an Amazon....or Donna Troy.

40) Cosmic Boy goes back to wearing a bubble over his head.

41) Element Lad turns out to have always been a quasi-amaebic non-humanoid with tentacles, someone able to 'transmute' himself into a humanoid form.

42) Phantom Girl's third body turns out to be Donna Troy

43) Sun-Eater is down sized into a Nebulae Nibbler. Ferro Lad bravely destroys the monster with a grenade and receives a minor tarnish mark.

44) Colossal Boy is finally tired of getting beat up in "fight simulations" with Ultra Boy and Karate Kid and crushes both of them under his heel

45) R.J. Brande is revealed to be Donna Troy

46) Dawnstar never had wings, but flew by means of an organic propeller that grew from the top of her head.

47) Blok is really made of cheese.

48) Donna Troy/Kent/Brande is revealed to be Donnie Troy, Infectious Lass's first experimental 'subject' as she learned how to infect with the dear old Gender Reversal disease.

49) The Element Lad from 41) is revealed to be the cherished pet of the real Jan Arrah. 41) took Jan's place right before the battle with Mordru and was transformed into glass/crystal by causing Jan to lapse into suspended animation. All the abstracted comments after that were the semi-sentient pet trying to act human. Poor 41) couldn't remember where it'd left Jan's living-but-suspended-in-time body.

50) The 'real' Jan awoke from 41)'s coma during LEGION LOST on Trom. It took him years to make his way back to the LSH in time for the THREE WORLDS crossover.

50) Dawnstar was never in the 5YG story lines - Bounty was really Donna Troy

Awesome! I've already been retconned! It's so avant-garde!

I feel that I've finally arrived as a writer.

52) Triad and Apparition have the same father.

53. To celebrate Night Girl's membership, Superman and Ultra Boy change their names to Yellow-Sun Man and One-at-a-time Boy

54. Douglas Nolan wakes up and we find that EVERYTHING since LSH #300 was all his dream

55) just as superboy prim epunches himself back into continuity, 5YG Mon-el punches him out as SW6 Mon is onto becoming 5yg Mon. Suddenly something happens and Mon is now andy, brainy is on space crack and tenzil is the first ever bismollian to have an eating disorder.

56) Triad, Duo Damsel and Triplicate girl all merge into Lu Lu. Who then somehow marries Kal -El there by retcon punching Supes marriage to Lois. Oh and some how trapper is involved. because Geoff Johns said so.

57) Everything turns out to be fine as Una hasn't been eaten by rabid rat-men - it was just Donna Troy

58) Brainy has a brain fart, but since the Science Police has been cracking down on teen profane language, words such as "dirj", "florg", "nass" and "fart" are no longer legal. The United Planets decide to call the brain fart "Computo".

59) Acting rather insane after his "Computo", Brainy adopts a wand into his personal arsenal and changes his code name to "Fairy Princess".

60) Princess Projectra, upset over infringement on her trademark Legion "princess" name, sues the formerly named Brainiac-5 for damages. Somehow, Tenzil Kem serves as counsel for both plaintiff and defendant, and Policy Pam becomes a Legion member to offset legal costs.

61) Marla Latham revealed to be the Phantom Stranger

62) Prime punches Mon-El, Valor and Andromeda so hard that when the smoke clears, there's only one of them left. Mon-El, with a sassy new attitude and Andromeda's costume. And a feather boa. No one is sure where that came from.

63) Mon-El's feathered boa is actually Chameleon Boy, in disguise!

64) Brainiac Five caused the Great Disaster when his lab blew up.