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No matter what befalls the timeline, there will always be a tough blonde to kick butt and toy with Brainy.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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You can be your own worst enemy! (given enough time)
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If your friend goes crazy, take over a theme park to cure him.
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NEVER EVER assume your girlfriend is not a shape shifter assuming your girlfriends identity while your girlfriend is really trapped in a floaty tank BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of miles away. Hallmark just doesn't make an "I'm sorry" card for that one.
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the galaxy's five most vicious killers aren't really evil, they just want to build vacation homes and lift backward planets into civilization.
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That even in the legion verse there are very few out gays............
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Unseen, not unheard
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The most qualified mission leaders are the ones with heads hard enough to withstand the impact of small plastic spheres thrown around at high velocities.
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Never let the guy who died and lost an arm for the team retire peacefully. Change the constitution to let him return after he gets married, then make him leader and forget to have elections for year on end thereafter - until he has a nervous breakdown.
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Don't bother procreating. Your children will only be swallowed up temporal catastrophes and you won't remember any of them.
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You can never be sure if your best friend for years just got retconned in moments ago or not, so just roll with it.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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The way to Tortures & Outrages.
It's thataway, by the way.
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Always blow out giant candles if a senator tells you to, even if it's otherwise forbidden to do so.
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Never, ever trust a giant computer.
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Never ask, "What does God want with a starship?" without expecting troub-
oops. off-topic.
umm... if you join the Legion to betray them, don't assume they're after you when they start challenging someone named "kid" - there are plenty of others named "kid" as well.
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There are alot of ice cream flavors to taste
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If you don't know who you are, go live with space pirates.
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If you get turned into a helpless phantom, time-travel back to visit Superboy, and make him a fugitive by setting of a nuke.
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When suffering from amnesia, do a hot Cher-looking chick.
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When things aren't going right and your predecessors have written you into a corner, don't turn back the clock to a time when everything worked, just destroy the universe and start over.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Magically Delicious
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Don't mess with the Lords of Hell.
Or maybe I learned that somewhere else.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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always welcome rokk steady home after a long absence! 
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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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 I do tend to go off into space for long periods... thanks for the welcome!
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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One day you can suddenly decide to wear a Mankini to work and no one will say anything.
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If you're a gorgeous, sexy platinum blonde and you insist time after time that your powers are never wrong, eventually people will start to believe you even though they really don't seem to want to.
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