Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board CANDIDATES Summer 2006 BREAKDOWN: Who's Who & What's What

Might I suggest "Vote LARD, he won't card"?

Not only does it capture your main campaign theme, but it also appeals to the younger voters.

500 Voters were polled for the following questions.


WHICH CANDIDATE IS LIKLIEST TO BE INVOLVED IN A SEX-SCANDAL INVOLVING TOMATOES?


1. Kent Shakespeare 37%

2. Calamity Monkey 29%

3. LARDLAD 26%

4. Winema Wazzo 4%

5. Actor Lad 3%

6. Ghost of Numf El 1%


WHICH CANDIDATE IS MOST LIKELY TO HAVE THORA OF TALTAR ON SPACE-SPEED-DIAL?


1. Winema Wazzo 42%

2. Calamity Monkey 22%

3. Actor Lad 17%

4. Ghost of Numf El 14%

5. Kent Shakespeare 4%

6. LARDLAD 1%


WHICH CANDIDATE IS MOST LIKELY TO TREAT THE TITLE OF LMB LEADER WITH THE DIGNITY IT DESERVES?


1. Actor Lad 29%

1. Ghost of Numf El 29%

1. Kent Shakespeare 29%

4. Calamity Monkey 6%

5. LARDLAD 4%

6. Winema Wazzo 3%


WHICH CANDIDATE HAS THE MOST BELIEVABLE OUTRAGEOUS CAMPAIGN PROMISES?


1. Actor Lad 28%

2. Ghost of Numf El 24%

3. Kent Shakespeare 16%

4. Calamity Monkey 15%

5. LARDLAD 12%

6. Winema Wazzo 5%

EX-cellent!!

MAN! Those poll aren't kind to yours truly! Accurate, but not kind...

One wonders if there will be more polls this time...