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521. Wonders what would happen if certain LMBers were to date characters from classic sitcoms.
After Rickshaw/Gladys Kravitz, I think I may need to be institutionalized.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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522. Angry that I still can't see Medicus One with 5th my telescope. ( I don't think they will be taking this one back as defective.)
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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HEY!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS COOL THREAD!!!  Anyways, 523. Borrows his nephew's Tai Kwan Doe outfit just so he can see if he looks like Karate Kid in the mirror. "Oh, if only my hair weren't gray now ...." Uhhh... I was NOT talking about myself, ok??
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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524. Denies talking to self.  
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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525. Nude snake wrestling in Jell-O™ Pudding.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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526. Thinks every thread is the one that quotes lines from Bloom County.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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527. Makes a list that sorts LMBers according to whether one sees them as traditional (avian), or bunny-shaped Peeps™.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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528. Asks the guy at the t-shirt kiosk at the mall if he got a shipment of Lard Lads or future kings in yet.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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529. Wonders why Disney hasn't been sued for copyright infringement for the Beagle Boys.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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530. Stalks Rebecaa Black and recruits her to join the LMB as "Meme Maid"!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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531. Joins Facebook as "Mayor McCheese."
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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532. Pays twice the going rate for a Mayor McCheese action figure at the online auction site-- just because it's supposedly been autographed by Kent Shakespeare himself.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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532. Thinks Sam Pureheart should have a rival called Ritchie Oak. We are in need of antagonists!!!
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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534. Worries about the pending worldwide shortage of numbers ending with "3".
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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535. Never once questions why there are 535 posts on a thread that limits them to just 27.
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536. Looks on census form when asking how one commutes to work for "teleportation" and "self-propelled flight".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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537. Decides to get married wearing only a black bustier and a long white veil.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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