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'Tis strange the current state of Legion World. Potential tyrants, prosecutors and inquisitors alike roam the streets and all around there appears to be chaos.

Perhaps another force unwittingly is the cause...?

Roy,

Having been an inquisitor yourself once, perhaps you know who is influencing this current batch.

In other words:

It takes one to know one!

Ah, so that's who this mysterious Roy is.

Any relation to Sir Prize?

Were Sir Prize and Miss Terious one and the same (on LW, anyway)?

They were husband and wife.

I thought Sir Prize was a lesbian ...

Not every walking tin can on LW is a lesbian, you know... just one...

Yeah, and most of the cans are actually silicone...

I thought that causes cancer ...

These days, what doesn't?

As for Sir Roy, during the Five Faces of Death storyline, Rockhopper Lad, in his position as Prince of the Pyngwyn Colonies, son of the Emperor Pyngwyn, made the Royal Inquisitor a Knight of the Pyngwyny Court, Sir Roy of Legion World.

Oh, so that's where the "Roy" comes from -- very clever! (I think I missed a bunch of storylines during my absence.)

By the way, are Time Teller Lad, Sir Roy, and/or Virgin Lad lovers?

Time Teller Lad and Virgin Lad (Clive) are dating. Sir Roy and Quis have been engaged for a long time.

Wow, this is more convoluted than a soap opera! (Stay tuned for... As the Board Turns...)

So Time Teller Lad and Virgin Lad are dating, but have abstained from sex? Or has Virgin Lad just symbolically regained his virginity?

And Sir Roy and Quis have been engaged for a long time, yet Quis is also openly Caliente's sugar daddy. And meanwhile, Caliente and ActorLad are married!

Time Teller Lad and Virgin Lad are abstinent. When he took the name Virgin Lad, Clive stated that he and Tim (Time Teller Lad's real name is Tim Temp) would refrain until such time as they walk down the aisle. They have no immediate plans to do that.

One thing I will say is really cool is how, in Legion World continuity, same-sex marriage is treated in such a matter-of-fact manner.

I AM HERE

TO BRING PEACE

TO THIS MESSAGE BOARD.

Actually, I started calling the Royal Inquisitor "Roy" before he became Sir Roy. It was an amazing coincidence that the Royal Inquisitor's real name was Roy.

Thank goodness.

Would you care for a cup of tea first? And we have some lovely petit fours to go along with the tea.

THANK YOU,

LITTLE QUISLET.

I HAVE NO NEED

OF PETIT FOURS.

MY ONLY NEED

IS TO SAVE

LEGION WORLD.

Oh you are quite welcome. So the petit fours are not to your liking? I can have some cucumber sandwiches made. The tea is a nice herbal blend. It does you no good trying to save Legion World on an empty stomach.

I DO FIND THAT

CUCUMBERS

CAN BE QUITE USEFUL.

Girlfriend! Don't we all.

Next, ask Rocky to explain Clive's extremely convoluted story to you, STU! (I wanna see if Rocky gets it right! )

Clive was a Lard Lad Robot. Lard Lad had married Whordru, who had reformed to become Dru the Sorceress. She was killed. Lardy was temproarily killed. When they died the Lard Lad robot became human and took the name Clive, considering himself Lard Lad's son.

Close enough?

Now, Lardy, explain Rockhopper Lad's relationship to Rockhopper Lass (where is she, BTW? ).