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The square root of every number is 1.1

I carry the center of the universe around in my shirt pocket. Sometimes I let it rest in my hand, so it can get some fresh air.

Set up the house, Bartender. It's on me.

As long as we're talking about petits fours, then you should know that my petits fours are always the FIRST petits fours eaten at any social gathering where petits fours are served.

I can attest to the yumminess of Rammy's petits fours. They are the best I've tasted.

petits fours aren't real; they're just a myth perpetuated by the baking-industrial complex, and its minions.

[from a t-shirt now available for purchase at the DC website:]

"Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Petis Four Pete."

Cats are at their most patient when it is almost supper time.

There will be no winter solstice this year. It will just keep getting darker and darker, earlier and earlier. By May, daylight in the northern hemisphere will be a thing of the past.

The US government has done the honorable thing and recognized that their additional funds to the GSEs and AIG constitutes additional equity. They will adopt GAAP principles and consolidate said entities onto the National Accounts Balance Sheet and mark all the real estate in the country to market thus calculating the cost of the bailout as a show of transparency to both taxpayers and the world community.

Repeating tonights Top U.P. business story. Devils Mountain Wyoming is set to open the One thousandth Nine Planets Ice Cream Parlor in the Solar System.

Lucifer07 stopped over for drinks this fine eve.

We started out with rum, then moved on to single malt scotch, and are now getting into the tequila.

I know exactly what petits fours are.

All Legion Worlders everywhere suddenly are able to read each other's minds!

I read future king's mind, and he wants to buy everyone here a round.

Not being able to buy everyone a round due to geographic constraints, I instead wire money to everyone's bank accounts to pay for a drink from me.

"C'est la vie" is Egyptian for "You're camel is eating my hat."

Letting the Wookies win never solves anything.

The Anakin/Padme love story is a fable for the ages.

After all these years, Lucas still has it.

Han didn't shoot first.

Chewbacca is the ancestor of all present-day Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yetis.

I am a big Star Wars fan.

Regis Philbin has all his own teeth.

Regis Philbin has all of future king's teeth too.