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Originally posted by Kent:
Miner,
what's the worst joke you've ever heard? It's an all-ages board, so I can't repeat it here. Let's just say it involves a man of Polish descent, an underage girl, and a federal offense. So, it's a tie between that and "Palin 2012".
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Outdoor Miner,
I thought it would be super great FUN! to dress up as one of my Legion World compadres this coming Halloween. With that in mind, how I can best capture the look and/or essence of the following members?
- Kent
- Quislet, Esq
- Rockhopper Lad
- Outdoor Miner
p.s. I have access to a cape You need to get out more. Failing that, I'll try to help you here: Kent - corduroys. Shirts with collars, but keep the first two buttons unbuttoned. Sleep in them for three nights straight before going out. Don't shave. Quiz - fishnets and a top hat. No, wait, that's Zatanna. Just the fishnets, then. Rocky - A true class act. Rent a tux, then rub dog hair into it. Miner - Doesn't matter, as long as you're drunk.
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OM,
If E=MC2 and E is energy and M is mass, is it true that the C stands for Comic Books and NOT the speed of light in a vacuum?
Also, what's this "squared" nonsense all about??
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O.M.,
Should marijuana be legalized?
S.L.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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OM,
Should corn dogs be made illegal?
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Originally posted by future king:
OM,
If E=MC2 and E is energy and M is mass, is it true that the C stands for Comic Books and NOT the speed of light in a vacuum? No. This is a common misconception. C does not stand for comics, it stands for Continuity. The Mass in this case is the amount of comics you own, and the E represents ennui. Do the math. Originally posted by future king:
Also, what's this "squared" nonsense all about?? It is the equivalent of the old term "hipped" (to make aware of) applied to uncool things. Example: "I squared that filthy hippy to the genius of Perry Como."
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
O.M.,
Can Winona Ryder ever re-achieve her pre-shoplifting level of fame?
S.L. Who?
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
O.M.,
Should marijuana be legalized?
S.L. No. Absolutely not. The taxes and insurance costs would kill me. Why can't Big Government leave the small businessbug alone?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM,
Should corn dogs be made illegal? You would first have to go before a judge with the complete list of ingredients, and so far no scientists have been able to work all those out. Even the sticks those things are impaled on have proven elusive.
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O.M.,
What's the most inane question you've been asked?
S.L.
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OM,
What's the hardest question we've asked of you?
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OM,
Do the leaves of green stay greener in the autumn?
Does the color of the sun turn crimson white?
Are there many more in comfort understanding?
Is the movement really light?
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
O.M.,
What's the most inane question you've been asked?
S.L. Well, given how many times this has already been asked, I'd have to say it's this one.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Miner,
What is a better tool for learning parts of speech, Grammar Rock or Mad Libs?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Kent:
OM,
What's the hardest question we've asked of you? The hardest one is always the most current one, as I have to find the will to drag myself through this Hell again.
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Can I, legally, shove a co-worker's annoying cell-phone in such a place where it will not have any reception - provided it never leaves his person?
You can never quit believiing in your dreams ... or yourself. ----- You GOTTA listen to Levi Kreis.
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OM,
If you could "enjoy the company of" any historical figure, who would it be?
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Excuse me Mr. Miner, can u explain conjuction junctions function?
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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OM,
Is the grass, in fact, truly greener on the other side and if so, to what degree?
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OM,
Was it something I said?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Originally posted by cleome:
OM,
Was it something I said? Isn't it always? OK, no, I just answer these in whatever order I feel like. Don't feel bad: Kent's got one from months ago I've totally neglected.
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Originally posted by Beagz:
Can I, legally, shove a co-worker's annoying cell-phone in such a place where it will not have any reception - provided it never leaves his person? Legally, no. Morally, sure.
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Originally posted by cleome:
OM,
Pearl Forrester or Mr. "B" Natural? Please. Kim Cattrall. The bots knew.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Miner,
What is a better tool for learning parts of speech, Grammar Rock or Mad Libs? The ear.
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Originally posted by Lucifer07:
Excuse me Mr. Miner, can u explain conjuction junctions function? Well, one day Daddy Lucifer07 wanted to show Mommy Lucifer07 exactly how much he loved her....
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