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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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347. Long, unexplained absences


“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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348. Couldn't figure out if my powers were light-based, lightning-based, or anti-gravity.

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349. People were offended when I said my preferred pronouns are I, Me, My, Mine, and Myself.


“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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350. Trapped in the Negative Fandom Zone


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351. On hiatus.


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352. Too busy helping the others place bets on all three rounds of Duolingo Owl vs. Clippy The Paperclip

(I'm just like Don King, except that my hair lacks a certain je ne sais quoi, especially since it hasn't met a barber since about January 21st, 2020. But oh well...)


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349. People were offended when I said my preferred pronouns are I, Me, My, Mine, and Myself.

352. Didn't see a problem with this

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354. The numbering system still doesn't work properly.


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355. I tested the numbering system, forget that I did, and ended up messing everything up

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353, I have slight ocd and insist on getting everything numbered correctly. It bugs the hell outta me, which makes me cranky. Cranky McBasstard.


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354. I was so protective of my hero logo and costume, that I kept attacking other heroes who used even ONE of the same colors I had - Rainbow Man

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355. I can't drive. : /


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356. I kept picking my nose while flying. Turns out that even a small speck of... um... dirt... if highly dense.. can cause major damage when dropped from high enough - Highly Dense Man

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357. Shaved off Guy Gardner's eyebrows while he was asleep.

(& I still maintain this was far less than he deserved)


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358. Activated the missile defence system when a small rocket appeared on my screen, heading towards Smallville.


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359. I didn?t clean the machines in the gym after using them - Plague Lad

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360. Forgot the lunch I packed, so had to go back home for it and was late for the season's most important battle.


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361. Spent most of my free time replying to critical trolls on Facebook and Twitter

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362. Broken zipper.


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363. Missed my train to the battle. Sorry, not all of us can fly you know

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364. I let a TNR'ed feral cat colony come live in our HQ's tea garden. Everyone complained about the smell, though I did my best to keep the boxes clean.


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365. I kept playing loud music in the team jet on the way to missions

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366. One by one, I replaced my colleagues on the team with Cleome's feral cat colony. They looked adorable in their little capes. The crime rate plummeted, as nearly dead criminals were returned to the Back Garden of Justice to meet their ultimate fate.


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340. I shot the sheriff, and I shot the deputy. And I cracked corn, and I don't care.


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341. Having listened to too many historical podcasts, fighting against anything seems a pointless gesture against humankind's basic nature.


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