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i can't find the reference, but I remember elvabird being mentioned as a meal in the Preboot Legion. So, how would YOU cook it? As it's almost Thanksgiving, bonus points for making it the centerpiece of your family's holiday meal  I think it would go great with some pluberry (a Reboot thing) puree... maybe with a kono reduction... look at me mixing my realities...
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My family are tradtionalists.
We only have elvabird at Klordny.
Or if the Imskians have invaded.
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Thought I might do the Field Roast [tm] Elvabird this year, just to see if I like it. But still with the traditional herb stuffing roasted alongside it in Mom's old Pyrex [tm] pan. Maybe with a nice mushroom gravy as accompaniment, too.
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Did the Imskians hide inside a Trojan elvabird, Thoth?
Mmm herbs and gravy, that sounds amazing cleome
I forgot the first step though? check that the elvabird isn?t Proty in disguise?
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With Elvira in the elevator and with our helper elves.
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With Elvira in the elevator and with our helper elves. No Elvis cooking tips?
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With Elvira in the elevator and with our helper elves. No Elvis cooking tips? Elvis is everywhere, but not in the elevator with Elvira and me.
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Is it okay to cook Elvabird in an Elevator with some Elves and Elvira? Even with it being Elvis free, would it not breach Elven Safety regulations?
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I think this thread is an elvolution of the Evillo thread.
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Please. The elevator's going to be cramped enough.
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Is it okay to cook Elvabird in an Elevator with some Elves and Elvira? Even with it being Elvis free, would it not breach Elven Safety regulations? I'll bribe them with a wing off the elvabird.
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Would Elvar approve of cooking elvabird? You know, without checking that it?s not a transformed Aviax first
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I did indeed think of that thread while making this one!
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We will be having Tarboobelva: an Elvabird stuffed inside a Babootch stuffed inside a Taroc.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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Oh, a Taroc... For a horrible moment, I read that as Tyroc. No wonder he doesn't make many appearances, I thought.
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Not to be confused with second-best cook in the Fatal Five, Tharok!
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Not to be confused with second-best cook in the Fatal Five, Tharok!Oh sure, Tharok can cook a mean Elvabird, but it's where the refreshments are dispensed from that I find a bit off putting.
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And does he really have half of all his bits? Or are some bits just completely gone?
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We'd all just assumed that was the milk dispenser next to the coffee dispenser.
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I do like the built-in cupholder in Tharok's chest.
But enough of that!
What are your elvabird sides gonna be?
Mashed potatoes from Chlorophyll Kid with cream made from lightning-beast milk?
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*You* milk the lightning beast. I'm still shorting out the monitor board from the last time.
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Eh, Garth and Ayla will do it. They grew up on a farm after all... and they're lightning-proof!
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Couldn't we pardon the elvabird and have elvatofu instead?
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Well, the Super-Pets are in need of new members... especially after that unfortunate incident when they inducted the dog who turned out to be a werewolf...
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Last edited by Klar Ken T5477; 12/06/21 12:04 PM.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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