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392. I decided to let Toyman rough my neighbors' kids up a bit, before rescuing them...

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393. I accepted bribes from all the parents into letting Toyman rough up their kids, traumatising them against asking for any gifts.


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394. I accepted bribes from grandparents whose kids were naughty when they were young, to replace their grandkids temporarily with robotic duplicates to give their kids a taste of their own medicine for a bit

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395. I just replaced everyone with robot duplicates. I just sat about, while they roughed each other up and bribed each other. My robot duplicate would sometimes save something. Normally not enough to get into a super team. But when they are robot duplicates too, it's not so hard.


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396. I found my robot duplicate attractive, and well, one thing led to another...

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397. I started out as a hero in Bendis' Powers book. Sadly, by the time we'd finished our witty banter, half the city had been demolished. Then, we made quips about that too.


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398. I stubbed my toe, and had to go back to bed

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399. Can't leave my house. There's a spider by the door.


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400. Got bit by the radioactive spider by the door, but it just made me queasy

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401. Checked to see if I had aquatic powers, only to get the bends.


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402. Checked to see if I could fly, only to break all my bones

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403. The doctor at the burns unit confirmed I'd not be joining the Fantastic Four any time soon.


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405. Proper use of punctuation is not a super-power, and as a first-time hero, Eclipso was not a great choice for a starter nemesis. -Ellipso.


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406. Chose a bad nemesis called the Fetal Five. Turns out beating up unborn kids doesn’t make you a hero

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407. Called myself Major Mis Take, because I was able to rewind events in real life. Dead people did not appreciate being brought back to life just to die by murder again. Never mind the people in the periphery of my power range that were in the bathroom.


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408. Mixed up the Trouble Alert for my alarm, and kept snoozing it. whooops.

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409. Atomic Thomas here. So..yeah...turns out, I could only use my power once. Flash fried half of New Jersey.


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410. X-Bomb Betty here, hi Atomic Thomas... XBombBetty

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... cause apparently "Power Pooter the Roto-Rooter" is considered a "bad influence" on the kids. I don't get it, I love tha lil' bastards.


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... videos of me at the kinky orgy leaked out

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374. My only power is to change the color and texture of my Pee. Pee-Man doesn't exactly strike fear or respect...


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375. I was allergic to water... enough said...

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376. Infectous Lass and I...one night. Forever after known as Doodie Lad. No. Just No. Save the galaxy your own damn self.


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377. I had to keep going to the bathroom every few minutes, and the bad guys got away

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