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... your mom called, concerned about you never calling her. I said that was just typical of you, and that I was available for adoption any time she wanted to trade you in.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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... my dad called, asking me to talk to my mom, as she was sick with worry and would not stop talking about me, and would not give him a moment's peace, especially after he said I was a grown man and should be set loose...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I found a live tree frog in the to-go salad bag again. I really should get back to just buying whole lettuce heads.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... I had a party, but don't worry, I cleaned up!
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Independent Scholar
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...I made yet another horrible pun. ...I found a live tree frog in the to-go salad bag again. I really should get back to just buying whole lettuce heads. Lettuce do just that.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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.. you were out.
And while you were in, you were in.
And while you were only half way out,
you were letting in a draught, so shut the bloomin' door in future and make up yet mind!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...I started a new dance craze that is sweeping the nation.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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... I hurt my back, but the masseuse magically made it better again!
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Time Trapper
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...nothing good came of it.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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