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KUNG FU FIGHTER: Like Karate Kid only evil and stuff.

THE FREAK: Insane, deadly otherdimensional creature

THE JERK: kinda like The Heckler if he were a bad guy.

THE BIRD: Evil winged chick.

THE BUMP: cocaine-addicted hot chick with super-reflexes

I can't wait to write The Jerk insulting the Teen Titans and lowering their morale and stuff!

Should the Hump be a humorously named evil Quasimodo-character?

Don't forget Disco Duck

He could be the "Toad" of the group that everyone picks on!

And from 1974, someone to give Kid Flash a run for his money.

The Streak -


(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd
already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the
home team.

(Chorus) (Witness):
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.
Look at that, look at that Who's that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
Look at that, look at that What do you think you're
He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your
Of his anatomy clothes on!
He's gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin'?
Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless
He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn't so,
Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

Was there a dance for Convoy? Well, maybe there should have been.

Your villains' headquarters should be at a car wash. At a car wash, yeah.

Teeds, you've earned another $5!

Hmm... now why would a villain name themselves The Y.M.C.A.?

Or is that the name of the group? Standing for something else, of course!

It's a team of 4 villains, and that's he first letter in each ones villain name?

I liked Raven's, I hated Lilith's first one, and the second one seemed to change what the viewer thought of the character.

Jillikers! I'd forgotten all about my Team of Villains basd on 70s dances!

"DANCE, TITANS, DIE".... the tale that MUST be told!

"Fly, Robin, Fly" - Silver Convention
"Do The Bus Stop" - ?
"Mozart Forty" - ?

Somebody help me out....or just help me!!!!

(men in white coats awaiting to drag me kicking and screaming in my very own custom made leisure suit straight-jacket)...

Gosh, I remember when this was THE most popular song on the radio. Seemed like it played about every 20 minutes or so. You really have to HEAR it to get the full flavor of it

"Dance, Titans--- DIE!!"

The untold tale that STILL must be told.

Seriously, Donna's origin started out as intriguing...She was rescued from a burning bedroom by Wonder Woman who took her to Paradise Island for sake-keeping.

Later, the origin turned into some sinister baby-stealing caper and Donna and her real mother were reunited....

From then on, I swear Wolfman must have been smokin' some real heavy Mary Jane - for next time Donna has a gap in her memory, she is now part of a collective group of Seeds - she cuts her hair off, adopts a new gladiator-like outfit and calls herself "Troia" (why???)

Damn CRISIS for mucking up things... Damn ZERO HOUR for wiping out most of the Titans history - including Harlequin's and other's contributions...The early 70's stories were "creepy" enough!

Proposed scene from "DANCE, TITANS-- DIE!"

Panel 1


Wonder Girl: Stand down! I don't want to risk hurting a non-powered opponent!

The Jerk: Oh, yeah? Well, you're FAT!


Panel 2

*Donna enraged*

Panel 3

*The Jerk hits her face with a pie*

Panel 4

*Donna enraged, with pie dripping*

Obviously the Jerk needs to learn the recipe for calming pie .

OMG, I am *SOOOOOO* glad I found this thread!!!

They would just have to be based on the Village People, wouldn't they? Construction worker, policeman, indian chief, cowboy, army guy...

Y - no idea here...
M - Major Malfunction (army guy with power to make machines break down)
C - Cabellero (spanish cowboy)
A - Apache Chief (yeah, that one. Inuk-chuk!)

Back to the thread topic, I think being entombed in ice for thousands of years is a great way to become a Titan.

I kinda like the, 'your dad's a demon, your mom's pretty much a nun, and your name *isn't* Merlin...'

Y - YoYo Man cause remember the yoyo craze. except his yoyo's become bigger and vechiles of death. Or Bombs and Grenades. sorta like Diana Prince's earrings and jewlery back in the early depowered phase.