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They were! For details check out Legion of Superheroes #263!
I especially like Ultra Boy's hunky barrel chested dad and Shady's sexy mom!
Cham's aunty and Vi's ma and pa were no Plain Janes either!
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Luornu's mom (I think she actually appeared later) was a hottie too IIRC!
And you're right about Jo and Shady's parents--hot damn, we see where they get it from! I'm interested in the previously untold 'Super Sexy Adventures of the 2940's, featuring the Legionnaires parents"!
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You know... somehow it wouldn't surprise me if the "Super-Sexy Adventures of the 2940s" were retconned into Legion history...
Oddly enough, I actually wouldn't be all that opposed to it, either.
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My line-up for the Super-Sexy Adventurers of the 2940s:
Sexy, Shapeshifting R. J. Brande!
Virile young Marla Latham!
Shady's Hot Mama!
Crazykewl Brainiac Four!
Wicked Hot Winema Wazzo!
That's just for starters!
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So, it would be like The Ice Storm only without all the sad and the cold and --ga-hoy !-- angst and the deathy demisingness and-- ??
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
You know... somehow it wouldn't surprise me if the "Super-Sexy Adventures of the 2940s" were retconned into Legion history...
Oddly enough, I actually wouldn't be all that opposed to it, either. Some retcons enhance the myth! This would be one...
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New idea for Super-Sexy Adventurers of the 2940s:
We learn the dark secret that drove Pa Kem to drink!
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The wild go-go years of teenage Marte Allon, all covered up by her political handlers.
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[classes FC's contribution under "Too realistic to be droll"]
[imagines a Legion outtake where adolescent Gim finds that strappy-eagle-logo costume in his parents' attic and neither of them are willing to admit any knowledge of how it got there]
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Great Scott!
It just occurred to me...
The Adv. #247 Legion is the Super-Sexy Adventurers of th 2940s! Thus explaining why the Legion introduced themselves to Supergirl as the children of the originals!
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Okay, so I'm still working out the details of this, but:
The original LSH, the Super-Sexy Adventurers of the 2940s, originally recruited Superboy as an honorary member during their brief, untold history!
When Rokk, Imra, and Garth later save the life of R. J. Brande, he is inspired by his earlier career with the SSAot2940s to suggest they form a new Legion. They originally recruit Supergirl instead of Superboy, though eventually they bring Superboy in as a full-fledged member. At some point early in the Legion history, something happens which causes everyone to forget about the SSAot2940s (perhaps the Legion's first encounter with the Time Trapper?).
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I am frikkin' LOVING this...!!!! Script, ASAP!
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I suspect Brin's parents may have been antagonists to the SSAot2940's since they have a mad-scientist type nature to them.
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I have a theory that the SSAot2940s version of Saturn Girl was Imra's aunt that she was named after!
Hmm... I wonder if Hu Krinn was space-helmeted Cosmic Boy?
And... who was Lightning Boy? Papa Ranzz? Papa Ranzz's twin brother? Maybe Storm Boy's father?
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Other candidate members for the SSAot2940s:
One of Dawnstar's parents, either Mist-Rider of Moonwalker. I'm kind of inclined to go with Moonwalker, her mother.
Kiwa Nal, Nura and Mysa's mother.
One of Jan Arrah's parents, either Arn or Valla Arrah. I kind of like the idea of an Element Lass.
Maybe Ferro Lad's mother? She was a famous actress.
White Toshi (later Karate Kid's Sensei)
Arn Digby
One of Star Boy's astronomer parents?
Derek Morgna?
One of Ultra Boy's parents?
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Ultra Boy's Dad could be a major thug or crook and his mother could be a heroine. Years later, his Dad will reform and marry his mother...
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Like it!
More possible members:
Prince Voxv of Orando
Green Lantern (Vidar)
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Hmm... not sure I like this idea, but another possible member would be the Flash (Barry Allen).
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Honorary Member!
Also, we wouldn't want to roll this one out just yet, waiting until at least three years into their existence, but Jor-El and Lara *must* have met them somehow, someway at some point.
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Hmm... no doubt there is a whole hidden dimension to the whole "Dagon the Avenger" storyline. He was no doubt striking back against members of the SSAot2940s!
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Rereading some old issues, I came across this picture of Dawnstar's mother, Moonwalker. Certainly a candidate for hot Legion parents. ![[Linked Image]](http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4464/moonwalker.png)
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Jeepers! She's totally making it into the Super-Sexy Adventurers of the 2940s!
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