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your own li'l superpower!
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Joined: Jul 2003
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Time Trapper
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I can actually move time forward!
Unfortunately, I can only do it while asleep. I'll lie down at 3pm and suddenly, when I get up, it's 6pm! Kewl, huh?
I am still trying to figure out how to make time move BACKWARDS, though.
Do you have a li'l superpower, too?
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Incredible volumes of food disappear from in front of me, when I'm at a buffet, with nearly no visible trace!
Oh, my chest might expand by about a half-inch for a while, but that hardly counts.
I'd call that a (very) li'l superpower, wouldn't you? {g}
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I can make money disapear. I mean it has to be a super power right? one day i have a full wallet the next its empty?
Oh it usually happens when the kids are around too, could that have anything to do with it?
Faithfull
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Joined: Apr 2004
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Substitute
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Substitute
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I can make Faraway laugh at any time. Especially when I ?????
Pass me my Super Lollypop.
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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When its cold outside and I'm not wearing a bra, I can get out of getting a ticket from a police officer, which is good, because I don't have a liscense.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Jeepers! Lots of kewl powers!
Maybe we *should* form a super-team!
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Hypno-Nipples!
Moneyspender Lad!
Kid Giggles!
Sleepy-Time!
Vanishing Edibles Boy!
The Funktastic Five1
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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I love my name, I'm using it the first chance I get, in context of course.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Active
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Can I try out for the team?
When I'm watching T.V., especially when I'm watching sports, I can't hear ANYTHING. My wife and kids will be be two feet behind me, screaming at me to do this, that and the other thing, but I.. don't... hear.. them.
This is a VERY useful power.
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Sorceress
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I love it, you have my vote.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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You're IN, Kid Selective Hearing!
Now join Hypno-Nipples and me in the Boobmobile! There's evil to be defeated!
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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I will hypnotize evil with my nipples. Da na na na HYPNO NIPPLES!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Joined: Sep 2003
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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I have the power to consume massive amounts of alcohal, which then gives me super-endurance, even when I don't want it!
Like Kid Psycho though, this power takes something away from me--it puts me in an Odin-sleep like coma that lasts for one full morning!
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{ Vanishing Edibles Boy! }
Words cannot express my joy at this new moniker. In fact, I think I'll celebrate it by going to Hometown Buffet tonight ... it's roast beef night. With chocolate frozen yogurt for dessert.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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I have the power to turn traffic lights from red to green. It requires intense concentration and a little bit of time for my powers to actually effect a particular traffic light.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I have precognitive sneezing powers, are those good? I can sense my sneeze a moment before it occurs, and with extreme concentration, dissipate its destructive force into a sigh.
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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What could be better, this universe needs a talent like yours.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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You guys need code-names... how 'bout Beerdrinker Boy, Traffic Light Lad and Prophesneeze?
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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As always, perfect code-names, Mllash.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Prophesneeze?!
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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Yes, isn't it a great code-name.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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My ability to see into the future tells me that a nap is coming... WAY soon.
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Bold Flavors
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Prophesneeze - yet another example of a concept so brillaint, yet discarded on Legion World as dozens of equally brillaint concepts came into the mind of Lash Lad!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I have the ability to make people laugh by simply being myself. That and all the random things in my life would make me Absurdity Girl.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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Legionnaire!
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Great stuff!
At Legion World or in real life, I can make others uncomfortable with hardly any thinking at all! Why, I'm probably doing it right now!
Everybody RUN,run! (man, I'm good)
A singin' and a dancin' along the way.
JosephPrince.org
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*relaxes, makes Shady a soda* I am immune to your power!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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I hear a high-pitched noise that nobody else seems to hear when glass is under stress and about to break. At several points in my life, I've been able to warn people seconds before a window broke or a wineglass shattered (although they rarely believe me until it's too late).
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If I get really angry, the light I was closest to when it happened will almost always burn out the next time I switch it on.
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i am Gaydar Man as I have the power to be able to detect any guy who is secretly gay or straight acting! My Gaydar has been 100% perfect like Dream Girl's prophetic vision! LOL!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by MLLASH: *relaxes, makes Shady a soda* I am immune to your power! There's one in every crowd who's either clueless, weird or kind. My bets on 2 and 3. And hey! where's my brilliant code name, Mr. LASH?
A singin' and a dancin' along the way.
JosephPrince.org
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I can cause events not to happen by worrying and obsessing that they will happen. Almost everything of ever worried myself sick over never happened.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I can steal all the money out of your wallet/purse while you're reading this post.
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