On occasion, curiosity will get the better of me and I'll click the "directory" link at the top of this board. It always amazes me the sheer number of posters who have registered over the years, only to never post (up to 12 pages worth now).
It's a real shame, too, as there are some great handles hanging around back there:
Rokk Around the Clock, New Jack Swing Lad, Mr. Bungle, Dr. Winston O'Boogie... great names all, but they keep their own council.
So take a peek in the lower ranks of the directory and let us know which non-poster is your fave. I, for one, have to go with: Tyroc's Fro. While Tyroc, himself, bellows across the cosmos, his "fro," it seems, stays mum.