Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Steal this Topic!

just because I haven't started a topic in a while I decided start one today. Only I didn't have anything in mind. So the next poster gets to steal it.

I hearby declare that this thread shall exist exclusively for debating the sociological and physiomorphic mating habits of the Jovian Camophlant!

DISCUSS!

I don't know if this can be stolen as you are giving it away. Theft is the taking of someone else's property with the intention of permanently depriving that person of it. Your consent to the thread being taken would be a defense to a charge of theft.

That's a tad esoteric for my tastes. Couldn't we just bitch about the weather instead?

(I mean the Jovian whatever - not Quislet's definition of theft.)

Ah, but when Jovian Camophants mate, it affects the weather. Or have you never been caught in a hail storm?

Hail?! What a relief... I was afraid that was Camophant spooge...

That's exactly what it is. Hail = giant frozen sperm from space.

I thought everybody knew that.

There's an ULTRA-joke in there somewhere that I am not going to touch.

I think I'll just stay out of this thread all together.

Damn! Too late!

Now, See, I could never have come up with topic Ideas like that...

And Quis, if by your definition, I had stolen a copy of Abby Hoffman's Book "Steal this Book!" I couldn't have been persecuted, Right?

If, however, you had bathed the book in giant space sperm, thatwould have gotten you arrested. It's still illegal in 23 States.

I wouldn't try it. Although Hoffman did name the book "Steal this Book", he was not the owner of the physical book. The book store would be the owner of the book. (Technically as I don't want to get into the whole distribution systems for books and comic books) So unless the book seller said "Go ahead and take a copy!" you would still be stealing and would not have the defense of consent.

We actually spent time in school talking about how, when retail stores first appeared, there was the question of if a store keeper handed you an item to examine, was he "giving" it to you and it became your possession. It seems silly in our commercial society, but at the time it was a legitimate question.

It seems like this topic has been re-stolen. Let's here it for bad grammer.

I support persecuting bad grammararianites.

Hear Here!

Aren't the grammararianites one of those militia groups?

The Grammararianites

There (should have been they're but I wanted to stay in step with the new theme of this thread) a group of Militant Grandma's from the Upper Penninsula who don't think Space Sperm should be discussed in public forums.

I had a nasty run in with them a few years back when they found out I wanted to poirchase a Stacked -n- Packed Calendar from G Gordon Liddy. Turns out they were just mad because there pictures were all rejucted. Anyways....

and let's HEAR it for bad spelling.

I beg to differ, minesurfer. I do belive you have confused the Grammararianites with the Mammarianites. The Mammarianites are the group of militant Grandma's whereas the Grammararianites are a group of militant ex-fifth and sixth grade teachers of grammar (mostly nuns).

And then of course there is that infamous splinter group, the Syntaxians, that originated within the Grammararianites but are even more wildly militant.

Can we discuss the short-lived Giffen/T & M Bierbaum series THE HECKLER?

It was funneeee

No

Fine. Then I'll discuss the hilarious hijinks of MAJOR BUMMER # 1-15.

And damn you all to hades for not buying it! It should have been DC's # 1 series!!

In fact, this message board should have been called LOU'S PAD!

Seriously, hit the back-issue bins!

In MAJOR BUMMER, you'll discover:

1) If aliens like macaroni & cheese

2) What happens when a REAL cat gets super-powers (not a FAKE cat like Streaky or Whizzy)

3) How a little old lady who's enamored of the past reacts when she gains the power to foretell the future

4) The difference between geek-o and the Gecko

5) What John Arcudi was doing before ihs excellent stint on DOOM PATROL

6) and much much more!

Oh I know THAT from personal experience. My kitty has super powers and uses them against me every day (particularly when she wants to be fed!)

Oh, So!? Nothing about giant frozen space sperm? Phooey, I'm not buying then!