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Hey Lash, I tried to pick up all the issues to Major Bummer, but everytyme I went to get them some member of the Grammararianites or the Mammarianites picked up the last copy. Damn militants.

I actually had a copy in my hands once, but the pages were stuck together and their was Jovian Camophlant paw prints all over the cover. I mean really, who knew that Major Bumbler was such a turn on for the Campholant?

After that I just gave up on the idea of ever completing a run of Major Bumbler.

Can we talk about the series "Young Heroes in Love" that cancelled a few years back? I don't have much to say about it, but can we at least be allowed to talk about it?

NO, we are not allowed to talk about it.

But that will not stop us from doing so.

Doesn't that just make it more fun?

Well, I am going to take this thread as nobody seems to be using it right now.


what shall I do with it?

I want the world to change for me. Gotta get away - away from Z.


Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it is about to set sail.


Tin roof rusted!!!!!!!!


Sit on the porch and swing.


Hey there Junebug, you sure look good dancing in the mud... the red mud!


We were wild girls and boys going out for a big time.


Don't neeed no Earthquake. Don't need no Tidal Wave

So that's where this thread went!

But I've got it back now.

I did a bunch of hand-washing today and ran out of drip-dry space in the laundry room.

So I'm hanging a bunch of fine woolens and silks on this thread over night. I'll put them away first thing tomorrow morning, I promise.

Hah! I'm all alone, and now I've stolen this thread!

The great jazzman Oliver Nelson (1932-1975) wrote "Stolen Moments."

Robbie Dupree had a hit with Steal Away .

I'm convinced that he stole the piano melody from The Doobie Brothers' "What a Fool Believes."

80s cartoon writer Donald F. Glut would steal his own plots while freelancing for competing TV shows:

Transformers, "Dinobot Island" = GoBots, "Dawn World."

GoBots, "Fitor to the Finish" = Centurions, "Hacker Must Be Destroyed."

This thread has stolen five minutes of my life, I want them back!

When I say the magic word, this thread morphs into a good-looking raincoat with a special lining made only on Vyrga.

On rainy Sundays, I can go down to the Yuppiemart, find the table full of glitzy party snacks (mini-chocolate bottles full of liqueur, Alder wood-smoked salmon, Vermont cheese crackers, Panettone in those cute little red boxes, etc).

Once the staff is off serving other customers, I just press a special button on the belt of my raincoat, and...

You know the rest. [evil laugh]