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Taught Glen Quagmire all he knows.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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289. Once bought up all the bread in a town he was visiting just to piss off the residents.
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290. ...and paid for it in Confederate dollars.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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291. Makes old fashioned flap jacks using yak's milk.
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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293. is single-handedly responsible for 39.6% of all pollution in the Great Lakes.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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294. Is a Servant of Darkness.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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295. Makes up for with cartilage what he's lacking in bone.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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296. Sends Pov a dozen pairs of pants every Xmas.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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297. Lives in an extra-dimensional realm inhabited by forgotten/disused comic book characters where reality changes to fit his imagination. He is the lord and master of The Losing.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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298. Eats spaghetti with a spoon. Successfully.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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299. Scratch-off shavings are manufactured from his dried-up sperm.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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300. Was born with some minor animal markings, which he's since had covered with fashionable tatoos.
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301. Is secretly the father of at least one member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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303. constructs elaborate and improbable headquarters for supervillains: inside volcanoes, glaciers, etc, deep under the sea or even inside clouds. Also helps said villains to line up tour operators to visit these exotic locations, thus helping offset the enormous construction costs.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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304. Has been known to use a common zipper as a self-defense weapon.
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305. Moved over the border and changed his handle to "future king."
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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306. Has been scarce on the LMB because he's busy knitting us all bustiers to wear to the annual office party.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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307. Mrs. Claus had an affair with him. (He's firmly on Santa's "naughty" list!)
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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308. Always flushes the toilet twice.
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309. now teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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310. His bff's cousin's father's boss's grandson is none other than Marilyn Manson.
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311. Is so superstitious that he won't even eat human flesh unless it's been consecrated with the tentacles of a Mi-go.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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312. Is an expert at opening the cereal box from the bottom in order to swipe the prize without actually making a store purchase.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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