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I love Boris and Natasha.

Taral Wayne wrote a mock-interview zine with Rocket J. Squirrel back in the 1980s. It was pretty good fanfiction. I have long since lost my copy, alas.

Taral Wayne is not the daughter of Bruce Wayne and Talia Al Ghul

I don't even think Taral was/is a "she." (Though in the zine I mentioned, Rocket J. most definitely is.)

Well, Rocket J.'s voice was done by a woman, the great June Foray, but in an interview I saw with her, she referred to Rocket J. as a "he."

Rocket J., the Orlando of squirrels.

Wayne's backstory was that Rocket was a pilot during WWII who passed as a dude until she was injured in a minor skirmish. Then she was discharged and went to work as an small-time entertainer, taking tourists up in a plane she rehabbed.

(Apparently, Bullwinkle drank a lot, could play the sax, and his original name was... John!)

Well I did say that Taral was not the daughter.

It's too late now, Quis. We have to have a huge flamewar that decimates the boards and ends up being sung about in the sagas of fandom for the next half-century.

Also, we can't speak to each other for at least six months, unless it's with the goal of killing this thread.

Taral was Damien Wayne??

[sulks]

You're not helping, FL!

[sulks some more]

[retreats to the kitchen to make dinner]

More importantly .... We're Boris and or Natasha in this fan fiction????

Peebs, I have a feeling you're not going to get your answer until Cleome's finished her dinner.

I had pumpkin soup for dinner last night.

There were two attempts (1992's Boris and Natasha and 2000's The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle) to make movies about Rocky and Bullwinkle-related characters. Neither was very successful.

I've never had squirrel soup or moose soup.

But have you had chocolate moose? (*Ducks*)

I am an invertebrate punster. I am spinelessly unable to resist a pun. So slug me.

Or else you'll crawl like a bug? Undulate like an octopus? Squirm like a sponge?

I admit I once poured salt on a slug. I didn't realize it would kill it and certainly didn't think it would be so gruesome.

But...ducks don't breathe water.

I've never eaten chocolate moose...or chocolate ducks. Would anyone like some Cadbury eggs? Or are they eclipsed by dark chocolate diamonds these days?

Best Candy Dispenser Ever by John Swords , on Flickr

The boyfriend and I went down to Galveston last weekend. We passed by a candy shop on the Strand. We saw this chocolate and, ever the smartass, I had to say "Look! An enormous turd!"

To me it looks kind of like a huge caterpillar.