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...went on a date.

...ran into Cramer as she was going to a motel with a stange man.

took a used Legion timebubble and when back to make sure the guy that John Wesley Harding shot for snoring so loud was not in that particular Saloon on that particular day.

...took a trip to New York City. Visited DC Comics; Saran-wrapped Dan DiDio's personal toilet; George Perez was visitng and took the time to teach me how to draw comics, finally; went to every comics shop in town, since I just won the lottery and now have a complete, Legion collection, beginning with Adventure #247, and ending with a rough copy of Legion of 3 Worlds #5 (Dawnstar is on the cover, BTW) which I slipped out of GP's sketch book, and went to the top of the Empire State building again. This time my ears didn't go shut and it wasn't cold and raining.
Took a nap-it was a long day!

...got totally confused about which was the "Lies" thread and which was the "Today I..." thread.

[skulks off in shame]

...picked up the kids at my buddy Michael Jackson's place. He's such a nice man.

visitng Iraq and made a bet with an Egyptian reporter that President Bush's reflexes were not what they use to be,...boy was i wrong.

tried to rob the banks at Gotham City again. Man, its tough. I keep saying I should pack up and go somewhere like Cleveland or something where people can't make heads or tails out of those clues I leave behind, but well...my ego won't let me.

went to Nepal and had a long talk with Sherlock Holmes.

won the Kill-This-Thread thread.

...got a lovely Xmas card from the Espionage Squad. I hung it over the mantle next to the one from my Father-In-Law, but five minutes later, it self-destructed.

I'm going to miss that mantle. Not to mention my eyebrows.

... went shopping with Michelle Obama for inauguration outfits.

. . . was the client for whom Cobie saved six million dollars.

...was the person who unfairly hogged the credit from Cobie and collected the 6K bonus.

...finally, after decades of ceaseless searching, found Herb from those mid-80s BK commercials.

. . . found Herb crooning next to Peaches.

...finally lost on Jeopardy after winning over $500,000. It was a question about Middle Eastern rock bands of the 1970's.

...suddenly acquired the ability to fly.

...made myself temporary eyebrow toupees from cathair that I scraped off the chair cushions.

...melted last night's snow off of the front porch with my new Heat Vision (tm) power.

Ran to Paris, literally, for a few Christmas gifts.

...tugged on Superman's cape.

...sent my ex-boss a lump of plastic coal for his stocking. (Why should I help that jaggoff keep warm, anyway ?)

... teleported to Boston for some baked beans.

...said aloud "!enog eb dloC" and I was instantly well!