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Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182235 12/07/08 03:39 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer took up falconry. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182236 12/07/08 09:34 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley tested my time machine. (Actually, I commenced the test on January 12, 2011, but concluded it today) The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182237 12/07/08 06:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster borrowed Kent's time machine to travel back to 1976 and console Stevie Nicks after her breakup with Lindsey Buckingham. (It helps that "Rhiannon" is playing on the radio.) Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182238 12/07/08 06:46 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston flew my Lear jet to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182239 12/07/08 09:07 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley (you didn't stop and say "hi" to Cramer? for shame. ) watched my time machine race by on its way to its Sunday morning arrival. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182240 12/07/08 09:09 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Met the Jovian version of me that exists on Jupiter. He's pretty cool and has better gadgetry.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182241 12/07/08 09:15 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: (you didn't stop and say "hi" to Cramer? for shame. ) Who do you think watch the total eclipse of the sun with me? Her new pet falcon is sooooo cute. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182242 12/07/08 09:31 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley added the faces of Mick Jagger and Shakira to Mount Rushmore. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182243 12/07/08 11:07 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Used my own time machine to arrive just in time to see HWW "consoling" Stevie. Plotted his doom. SHE'S MINE! Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182244 12/07/08 11:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster "Thunder only happens when it's raining." arranged for Stevie's limousine to leave AFOB stranded armless in a heavy downpour. (Kinda hard to operate a time machine with your teeth.) Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182245 12/07/08 11:32 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Laughed out loud myself, evilly, because little did He Who Wanders know, my time machine was designed by Stephen Hawking! Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182246 12/07/08 11:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster watched blissfully as Stevie rejected AFOB since you have to look and sound like Stephen Hawking in order to operate his time machine! Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182247 12/07/08 11:39 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina ha. ha. ha. ha. curses. foiled. again. Did I mention I bought the Kansas City Chiefs today and fired everyone in the front office? Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182248 12/07/08 11:41 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster I get Stevie. You get the Chiefs. Sounds like an even trade-off to me. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182249 12/07/08 11:47 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina I'll use the time machine to come back after her when she gets off the nose candy. Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182250 12/08/08 03:13 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Having no particular interest in dating Stevie Nicks, I went down to the Dinosaur Shelter and adopted a compsognathus. After seeing Quis off at the airport, that is. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182251 12/08/08 06:37 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,169 Standing beside you in Ferndal... Suddenly Seymour Leader Suddenly Seymour Leader Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,169 Standing beside you in Ferndal... I was able to check off the final thing on the pre-Christmas to-do list I made for my staycation last week. Geek Watch

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182252 12/08/08 08:22 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Used any one of the hundreds of time machines you can buy on Legion World eBay, traveled to the 31st century for some easily obtained gender reversal meds, and returned to the late 20th century to spend the evening with Steven Nicks -- inspired the lyric "give to me your leather."

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182253 12/08/08 08:49 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Having tea with Betty Windsor (Queen Elizabeth II to the rest of you) Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182254 12/08/08 02:47 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley (also known as Lizzy Duecey) Went bowling, using a Gil'dan who lost a bet. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182255 12/10/08 10:22 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... got into a bar fight over the causes of the War of 1812. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182256 12/10/08 10:26 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 ... had Quis's back in a bar fight... even though I knew for a fact that there was no such event as the "Strong Words of 1811".

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182257 12/10/08 11:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Exnihil: ... had Quis's back in a bar fight... even though I knew for a fact that there was no such event as the "Strong Words of 1811". Oh you Jacobin, you! Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182258 12/10/08 11:27 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies ...had a date and he wasn't psycho. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182259 12/11/08 03:32 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC ...had a date that did not end with my being called a psycho.