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...just got a leading role on Guiding Light! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...disguised myself as a man and auditioned as an extra on Guiding Light.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... got elected president of my local George W Bush fan club.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Leader
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...flew to New York City. Smacked Dan DiDio about the head and face. Onlookers in nearby offices cheered. Flew home. No, I didn't use a plane.
Long Live all them Legions!
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had a mani/padi with Ruth Buzzi
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Legionnaire!
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...was drawn and quartered. (That is to say, I posed for an art class, for which I was paid 25 cents.)
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Posed for the cover of Men's Health magazine.
Long Live all them Legions!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... found the cure for the common cold.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...established a foundation which bought Quislet's cure for the common cold, and made it available for free to everybody, forever.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Leader
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... called in sick and they called me a great big liar and wrote me up. Thanks for nothing Quis & FC!!!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...heard my former boss had a run of bad luck that culminated with his arrest for panhandling outside City Hall. Made my day.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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...am going to Cleome's for supper.
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Legionnaire!
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...really admired Lardy's new look... really admired it.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...bought one of everything in the comic book shop.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...bought FC a lifetime supply of mylar bags and acid-free backing boards. Just 'cause.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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...stole all of FC's free acid boards. Oh, acid -free. Here FC you can have them back.
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Time Trapper
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...won the Powerball jackpot.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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... put on my new Size 2 jeans.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... discovered Iraq's secret cache of WMDs. They were in the back of my sock drawer.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Gathered up all my job-search paperwork and bogus "advancement training" crap and had a bonfire in the front yard. Burnt every temp "recruiter" I've ever had in effigy. Thousands showed up to cheer and clap and we sang several rousing choruses of Juluka's "Work For All." Then we pooled everyone's remaining Unemployment and spent it all on booze, smokes and video poker. It was fabulous.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...cleaned the house. I LOVE cleaning.
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...smoked a little bit of what Cleo was smoking when she came up with her above post. 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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