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...FedExed Lad Boy an awesome sketch and a box of homemade cookies in exchange for a copy from his magical trove of comics greatness.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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...made out with the FedEx guy and shared some cookies with him afterward.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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.. wondered if all my days at my new job as FedEx delivery guy would be as interesting.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...couldn't help but notice that my FedEx guy smelled like musky butts when he came to deliver my Build-a-Rocket, Launch-a-Rocket rocket kit.
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Re-read LSH 3boot #50 and decided it was the greatest issue EVER!
Long Live all them Legions!
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Wanderer
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...didn't make a single inane post on the MMB
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...found out that some other garage band had already snapped up the name "Musky Butts." Decided to fall back on my original favorite candidate: "Nude Thorny Oyster."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... found out I was picked for Survivor ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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... started my new career as male escort.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...watched the Arizona Cardinals defense stop the Steelers from scoring a game-winning touchdown.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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smiled happily as my daughter cleaned her room without a single complaint.
Long Live all them Legions!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...used my powers of hypnosis to convince everyone that football is a big waste of time, especially the Super Bowl.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...was "escorted" by Quislet, Esc. after calling Big Dick's Male Model Agency & Law Firm.
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... Dressed up, got in my limo and was driven to a fabulous champagne brunch at Milo's on Broadway with RB and Quis.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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met up with Rocky for a special February version of the Kentucky Derby.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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...won 15K on Rocky's horse: The Blazing Penguin.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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... panhandled in Crawford, Texas.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...stole/borrowed Quis' atomic train for a joyride while he was busy panhandling.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Overheard former President George W. Bush say, "I believe it is every American's God-given right to have pans with handles on 'em. Otherwise, you don't, and that'd be sad. Unless of course it's a pan to make pizza. Or biscuits."
Long Live all them Legions!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...finished chipping all the ice from the driveway. Boy, I'm glad THAT's done!
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...laughed maniacally as I used my glare-of-iciness to refreeze dedman's driveway.
HAHAHAHA!
It also works wonders for getting my other half to pick up his socks.
HAHAHAHA!
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Time Trapper
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...spent the day at a tropical resort, my every need being attended by comely servant girls.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...decided to hitchhike to the con back East with the sole purpose of plaguing the other LMB faithful. Oh, and crashing the DC panel and ordering them to get it together with the Legion stuff-- or else I'd bare my midriff and then they'd really be sorry. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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... did not use the f-word after Turbo Tax calculated my effing alternative minimum effing tax.
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...was shocked, simply shocked, at the reminder that Olympic Gold Medalists of predatory banking practices are highly placed within The National Administration of Change-y Hope[tm].
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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