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...provide some real answers to what's going on!

am SO glad it's Monday!

quit my job and opened up a comic book store ...

...spent hundreds of dollars at Shark Lad's new store...

...made thou$and$ selling my 4,000 comics to Shark Lad.

.. sent my checking account number and the processing fee to Michael Woodgate to get my $250,000,000 United State dollars that I didn't know I had in the Central Bank of Nigeria.

... took a dip in the Olympic-sized swimming pool filled with chocolate.

Chocolate-covered CJ

ate chocolate-covered CJ

if Disney gets his way, there's a good chance that won't be so imaginary

...finished all my pet projects with plenty of time to spare and got tons of praise.

...fixed my wrecked knee with the simple but time-tested Spell of Wholeness.

Tried to lose as much money as GM will today.


1) So I stuffed the pockets of my pants with 1 oz gold Maple Leaf Coins and punched a whole in my pocket and walked around town.

2) Hired 100,000 people and paid them 500 dollars for the day.

3) Made the workplace BYOB and provided papier mache for them to make pinatas for me to resell.

4) Paid myself a salary of 100,000

5) Hired lobbyists in each of the countries I have factories to get myself a bailout.

Unfortunately that only brought me up to a daily cash loss of 65 million. Well short of GM's burn rate.

Realized is the economic downturn in 2007-2009 is this bad, the one in 2041-2045 will be pretty bad but manageable. But the one in 2090? Oh boy.

... had to lay off the third assistant gardener today. Darn this economy!

Lost my job at Quislet's. Now I have to go back to being Kirstie Alley's pool boy.

And she likes to call me "Sven."

...admired the Best in Show trophy which my miniature poodle, La Petite Comtesse D'FwaFwa, won at last year's Westminster dog show. It was her Martha Graham inspired rhythmic interpretation of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" that caused the judges to take note and garnered her the award.

...adopted a fleet of orphaned video poker machines and began a lucrative new off-the-books career based out of my fabulous detached garage.

...got mistaken for George Clooney. Again. *sigh*

... started a Ponzi scheme.

...hired all of Quislet's ex-gardeners. This will be my best garden ever!

... lounged in the bright sunshine, drinking rum punch and eating bbq fresh off the grill.

...will dance around in me green knickers, vest and hat and try to keep 'em from finding me pot o'gold!

...realized that, yes, I am a Golden God complete with a retinue of fun-loving demi-gods and goddesses to dance joyfully around me, as well as the ability to smite all that oppose me!

My goldeny name is Bellephoroherculamulous (or Belphoherculam for short).

... accepted the job as an underwear model for Old Navy.