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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Spent ten dollars on really good cake and champagne.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Invested $10 in a Nigerian "scam" and got back $10 million!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Leader
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...just finished writing my new self-help book and future bestseller, GLAM I AM! How To Be Glamorous and Exciting For Under 10 Million Dollars! .
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Joined: May 2004
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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... didn't get slobbered awake by a pair of dachshunds
Just spouting off.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...was thoroughly disgusted with the weather.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... praised my cat Belinda and showered her with love for waking me up at 5 am.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... showered with Quislet
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Leader
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... wasn't surprised at all to discover the torrid and soapy nature of Quislet's and Sharklad's relationship.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...finally found out why this part of the boards always smells of <strike>lavender</strike> bay rum.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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am glad it's Monday! WOOOOOOOOO hooooooooooo!
Long Live all them Legions!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...am not suffering from my allergies in any way.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... bench pressed 300 lbs at the gym.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...bench pressed 300 lbs in the gym, beat Usain Bolt in a 100m dash, before running a marathon in 3 hours.
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Leader
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Leader
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...quit the gym and decided to join a donut of the month club. June is Chocolate/Chocolate glazed!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... started a donut of the month club.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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assassinated a 4th world leader ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...polished off that gallon drum of blueberries in one sitting. And I'd do it again.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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...achieved Nirvana. I also achieved Vanna White.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... stole a car and took a joy ride to Newark, NJ.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Leader
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Leader
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...wrote a country-western ballad about lovin' a good woman named Melody Sue. Here's a snippet -
She's like the first ray of sunshine
in my mornin'
She's like the field in the farm that
I grow corn in
Without her I'd be all alone
But with that woman's lovin'
I could saddle a cyclone
Her name
Her name
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Melody Sue
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...purchased the new country hit Melody Sue and played it repeatedly as I set sail for the Azores.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Leader
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...wrote a follow up country-western ballad about lovin' another good woman. Here's a snippit -
She's like the first cup of coffee
in the mornin'
She's like the machine on top-o my tv
I play porn in.
She's proper
and she's respectable
Makes an apple pie that's delectable
Her name
Her name
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Fat Cramer Amber-Lynn Sue
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Got a gig playing marimba, theremin and ukelele with Ram Boy and His Roving Ramblers. Next stop: Vegas!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...got a job I truly loved and kissed the old job goodbye forever.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,659
Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...had four men propose marriage to me now that it's legal in Texas.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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