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...went to Tiffany's to buy a wedding present for Rocky.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...challenged all four of Rockhopper Lad's fiances to a duel! (so I'll be sort of busy at around dawn for the next few days)
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Wanderer
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Seconded Ram Boy. I carry the feather dusters.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...bought the most expensive gift listed on Rocky's bridal [sic] registry. Sent it by next-day air.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...surpassed Quislet's post-count total.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...wreaked ultimate vengeance against my arch enemies at Megalo-Bank, as millions cheered.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...saved the world with a timely boob-flash.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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...convinced a pregnant woman to leave her husband and go to Argentina with me.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...raised enough money selling annual seeds to get Lardy that mechanical replacement hand.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... had lunch with Bishop Desmond Tutu, Miley Cyrus, and Vladimir Putin. Oprah wanted to come, but I had to say "no".
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...invented the Rambulater™. The infomercial will star Cher, Jack LaLanne and Ram Boy's Go-Go Boy Rambulater™ Dancers.
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strange but not a stranger
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... found a new use for my Rambulator <span style="font-size: 6px;">TM</span>
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...figured that Chad T. (aka Go-Go Boy Rambulater<span style="font-size: 6px;">TM</span> No. 7) probably isn't into chicks, but couldn't resist sending him a mash note anyway. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...was persuaded by my legal experts (Tobi and Shannah) to reshoot the infomercial for the Rambulater™ in order to stress the DANGERS of using it as anything other than a personal relaxation devise. The new spot features Ed Asner, Charo and Ram Boy's Go-Go Boy Dancers Featuring Chad T.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...offered Chad T. a gig as a waiter at the Rookery.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...fired Chad T. because I didn't like the way Rocky was looking at him! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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We are Legion!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... took Chad T. in to console him on his job loss.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got the whole yard landscaped just right.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...had a date with Quis's Wonder Woman figure! She loved it when I squeezed her legs! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Lard Lad.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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She was reaching for his man-boobs. I filed a counter suit as friend of the court, against the wonder woman doll.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got a brand new pundit gig lamenting this constant escalation of frivolous lawsuits.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... filed a libel and defamation of character suit against cleome.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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