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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...saw Chad T. run off with Quis's Wonder Woman doll.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...sold the screenplay "Chad and Diana".
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...lost the role of Chad T. from "Chad and Diana" to Zac Efron. The producers said there just wasn't any chemistry between me and that damn doll.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...had a strange vision where Zac Efron spoke magically through my "Gender Bender" action figure. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Applicant
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We are Legion!
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...bowled a perfect game.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...am sitting on a beach in the Caribbean...
Long Live all them Legions!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...will put on my little black Chanel with Mother's uncultured pearls, and go dine on lobster and perfectly chilled Sauternes down at the Yacht Club.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...have the honor of escorting Cleome to the club. Unfortunately, she won't let me wear the pearls.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...thought about weeding the garden, but decided to let the hired help do it, then gave my orders to the chef and housekeeper.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...sensed that there was a Canadian gardener in dire straits. So I rushed to my shed, ripped off my clothes and became my alter ego...(flourish)...Weed Whacker Lad!
<span style="font-size: 15px;">Weeds Beware! </span>
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For the price of a couple veggie burgers and a porn magazine, have discovered a renewable, highly efficient energy conversion process.
So far have gotten strong interest in the patent from Sears Craftsman Outdoor Garden Division and Mercury outboard motors.
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...am going to Disney World!
Long Live all them Legions!
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...was told by Secretary MacNamara that the war will be over soon.
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...exchanged bodies with my dog, just for a day.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... finished watching a 24 hour Dragnet marathon.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...was bummed out as local daytime temperatures dropped back into the mid-70s (F). Oh, and the cool breezes? Yuck!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...was kicked off the US fencing team for using my épée to thwack a judge repeatedly on his stupid little head.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got all the ins and outs of the Gimp graphics program sussed within an hour. Made myself 15,000 awesome Legion icons and then gave them away. No charge.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Looked at my puppy, who in turn, looked at me and said "What are you looking at, Ding Dong?"
Long Live all them Legions!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...became a Hollywood agent, and immediately signed AFOB's puppy to a lucrative four-picture deal with D*sn*y.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...settled a long-standing dispute between Ventura and Venegar.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...then hopped back to Earth to solve California's financial problems.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Just got my IOU from California paid.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...invited several Californians to move up here with no job prospects and crash on my couch while they looked around.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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