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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182685 09/20/09 02:22 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...pretended that I hadn't seen this "trip to the woodshed" coming from a long way off. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182686 09/20/09 03:55 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley ...got more work done today than I planned on. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182687 09/20/09 05:00 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... starred in the all drag queen version of Twelve Angry Men Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182688 09/20/09 10:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society ...got to watch all the NFL games today. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182689 09/21/09 02:40 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies ...will get to see a new episode of Guiding Light when I get home. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182690 09/21/09 05:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,246 The Underbelly of Society ...am optimistic that the new season of Heroes that begins tonight will be much better than the last two. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182691 09/21/09 09:02 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182692 09/22/09 08:03 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 ...spanked a real monkey.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182693 09/23/09 04:57 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... discovered that my real parents were gypsies. They entrusted me to my "parents" because of political intrigue. I am now king of the gypsies. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182694 09/23/09 04:58 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends. How come I wasn't invited? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182695 09/23/09 12:45 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quote Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Quote Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: [b] ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends. How come I wasn't invited? [/b] The invitation was lost in the imaginary mail. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182696 09/23/09 02:50 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC played a valuable role in the stabilization of the US economy and did not participate in futile, fruitless meetings to discuss pointless end-of-the-fiscal-year goals.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182697 09/23/09 05:25 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Quote Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Quote Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: [b] ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends. How come I wasn't invited? [/b] was not fooled by Quis covering his tracks after snubbing my banquet. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182698 09/23/09 09:14 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...find my internal clock has been perfectly reset, and have every confidence that I can be fast asleep before 10 PM PST. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182699 09/25/09 02:50 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer ...ordered the "101 Coluan Curries " cookbook. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182700 09/25/09 05:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston What if you only have 100 Coluans for the curry? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182701 09/25/09 03:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer You make do, as do all good cooks. Or you grab a spare Earthling, although they tend to be bland. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182702 09/26/09 12:50 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina ...realized this is all a dream. Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182703 09/26/09 12:31 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...destroyed the universe by interrupting AFOB's sleep cycle at an inopportune moment. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182704 09/26/09 11:35 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 ...discovered a new planet. I'm going to call it either Plutoagain or Bitemearth.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182705 09/27/09 06:03 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... decided to run for public office. Ted Kennedy's seat is now available. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182706 09/27/09 09:02 AM Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 763 The far side of forever Zardi, the Eternal Man Active Zardi, the Eternal Man Active Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 763 The far side of forever ...Publicly doubted Quislet, Esq.'s ability to fill Ted Kennedy's seat... Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182707 09/27/09 10:43 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley ...helped Quis secure the endorsement of President Obama. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182708 09/27/09 11:30 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... provide documented proof that my bottom is of sufficient girth to fill the senatorial seat of Ted Kennedy. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #182709 09/28/09 01:58 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 ... anonymously mailed some veeeeeeeery incriminating photos to the Boston Globe in an attempt to derail a looming senatorial bid.