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...worked on a new slogan to increase sales at my Bakery of <blink>Evil</blink>. Narrowed it down to -
- Evil Never Tasted So Sweet
- Mmmmm ... Pure Evil
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- Even Our Cupcakes Have A Rap Sheet!
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Time Trapper
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...worked on my competing evil bakery slogan: "Evil: Tastes much better than chicken!" 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...didn't totally feel like death on a soda cracker by 6:30 PM.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...stole the recipes from The Bakery of Evil.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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...will finally emerge from my Kryptonian cocoon.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... finished packing for Vancouver. Look for me on the ski jump.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...knit Quis a fabulous Alpine sweater for his trip.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...buried a Batarang in the back of a particularly obnoxious customer.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... saw a 5% rise in my "discount Batarang's" stock.
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...had phone sex with a telemarketer and switched auto insurers.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... began my GQ modeling career.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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am not going to have the Sunday night blues ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...had to say "Yes" to another excess.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...accurately dreamed the results of the AFC and NFC championships, proving my gift of precognition to the masses.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... signed up for ballroom dance lessons.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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...gave Quis and deds their lessons.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... gave a lecture on applied astro-physics.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...used my Time Bubble to go ahead 11 1/2 years so I would be eligible for my pension.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...listened to a fascinating lecture on applied astro-physics that featured balloon animals, puppets and amazing impersonations.
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...was cited for making obscene shapes out of balloons.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...had the world in a jug, and the stopper in my hand. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... worked on my all over tan at the beach.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...helped Quis with the suntan lotion.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...sent all my LMB "gentlemen friends" some sexy new designer beach wraps. Just in case.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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