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Originally posted by cleome:
Do you all think purple and yellow flames painted on the sides would be too garish? Of course not....if you were James Dean about to drag race Dennis Hopper in hell while the ghost of Jayne Mansfield sprinkled both of you with flaming fairy dust and Satan stood by farting glitter bombs across the finish line.
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Legionnaire!
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Just spouting off.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... donated to the Goldman Sachs Relief Fund.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...sold Ram Boy's "Hell's Raceway" script to Roger Corman. The movie should be out no later than next Thursday. I've already netted us enough profit from preliminary sales to buy a package of whole-grain hot dog buns and a large tub of laundry soap.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Corman just finished filming.
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...watched it rain marshmallows, which was sort of pretty, but a mess to rake up.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...began work on my second script, "Hell's Raceway II: The Marshmallow Monsoon!"
It's based on a true story.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... caught a leprechaun. His pot of gold turned out to be full of foil wrapped chocolate coins. Not that I minded.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...bask in the afterglow.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...was payed by cleome to follow her around pointing a flashlight at her butt.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... finished my blistering expose on the lives of message board posters.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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... sued Quislet, Esq. for defamation of character. 
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...bought ded's house with the money I made suing Quis for defamation of character.
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...laughed all the way to the bank
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...broke into the "classic rock" radio station and smacked their "wacky morning DJs" soundly in their heads with a large fish-- repeatedly until they fell down crying; while I castigated them on the air for NOT BEING FUNNY!!!
Grateful staff hustled me out of there before the cops showed up. I am now hero to millions of listeners all over the region.
Tonight, we hold a celebratory fish fry.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... was stalked by three strangers in masks
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... found my evil twin. He not such a bad guy actually.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...pretended to be Quis's evil twin.
Which is a fairly evil thing to do if you think about it.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Joined AC/DC as their lead bagpipe player.
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(And I thought I was being Evil.)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Time Trapper
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...set in motion a series of unstoppable events that will lead to a humungous Air Supply nostalgia craze.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Wanderer
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...was inspired by an unlikley source...
Touch the magic...
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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