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...called in sick to work, cranked up the fan, and went back to bed.
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Time Trapper
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...painted the town chartreuse.
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... am 30 years old, with red hair!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...accomplished nothing for a change!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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...walked without hobbling!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...recalculated the Hindenburg Omen's formula based SOLELY on the performance of Starbuck's stock and ASTROLOGY!
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...hired Dishman to be on call in Exnihil's neighborhood for the next week; thus solving at least one of the latter's current problems.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...took back the MMB in a hostile takeover.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... stumped the panel on What's My Line.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...was on the panel Quis stumped. I sat between Dorothy and Arlene.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...was the gorgeous blonde gal with perfect teeth on the TV. I wore a spangly short dress while I pointed at the brand-new sports car that was today's game show prize.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...won the lottery for the fifth week in a row.
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...was given a free hybrid car.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... gave a free concert with my accordian.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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... cursed the scalper I paid 50 bucks for a ticket to Quis's concert
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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...got a scalp message from the world's premier scalp masseuse, Otto Von Tingle.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got my fabulous start-up off the ground. Decided to hire CT and his spouse. Our write-up on the front page of Friday's WSJ is lookin' GOOD!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...handed out money to everybody, just for the fun of it.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... successfully pulled of a bank robbery.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...found out that Quis shot the deputy, not the sheriff.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...went in to get my new driver's license and Mario Testino, who was the guest photographer at the BMV, posed me nude atop a Mercedes-Benz and then he kept yelling at me to make love to the camera but, when I didn't do it right, he threw his camera bag at me and said he never ever wants to work with me again!
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